Funky Monkey Page #4

Saturday night. And you too, Clemens.

How cute.

Bye, Michael.

I can't believe you

made me tell her I'd play.

How could you make me do that?

Now I have to--

I have a date with Christina. I did it.

I asked her and she said yes.

McCall was right. Come on.

I can't believe you kissed her.

Are her lips soft?

I'll bet they're soft.

All right!

I got a date with Christina!

Heads up!

Oh, man.

-What the--?

-I think we're in trouble.

Oh, boy, here they come.

-Okay, let's get him.

-I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

You're in serious trouble, little man.

It was an accident.

I'll pay for the damage.

-You're gonna pay, all right.

-Pick on someone your own size.

Is this kid yours?

He's a friend. And he said he was sorry.

Yeah, well, sorry just isn't good enough.

Then I guess we have a problem.

You want a piece of me?

Buddy, I stepped in a piece of you.

Michael, Clemens, take off.

Get him.

-Hurry.

-Come back here.

It's butter pecan.

Hurry up, Clemens.

Leave us alone!

-Michael.

-lt was an accident.

Fellas. Kids, why don't

you go play on the swings.

Aren't you in the Village People?

Get that punk little kid and the chimp.

Hey, there they are.

Follow me.

-Leave him alone, you big jerks.

-Little monkey in the middle, huh?

Hey, you help me--

-All right, Clemens.

-Why, you little--

Come on. Let's get the monkey.

Let's kick some monkey butt.

Get me off!

Go, Clemens.

Nice work, dude. You learned good.

You're a good student.

That was awesome, man.

You guys are like a Jackie Chan movie.

Jackie Chan? We're way better

than Jackie Chan.

Hey, wait. You gotta get us down.

We're sorry.

So when Flick's company hired me

to teach martial arts to Clemens...

...I figured it would be for some

positive line of defense.

-Secret Service or Homeland Security.

-Like a monkey secret agent?

Well, yeah. But then it got

kind of complicated.

-They wanted to do experiments on him.

-What kind of experiments?

I don't know. That's why

I couldn't leave him there.

So now we're on the lam.

So you threw your whole reputation

away just to save Clemens?

Yeah. Yeah, I guess I did.

Listen. I know Flick has got some

ulterior motive for Clemens...

...and I bet it's illegal.

All his files are encrypted...

...so once I hack into that laptop,

I'll get all the proof I need.

Then what will you do?

Release Clemens into the wild

and move on, I guess.

-You mean leave San Diego?

-Sure. Nothing to hold me here.

Right.

What do you say? Think you

can help us with the computer?

No. But I know someone who can.

You weren't talking about kids

in bedsheets...

...when you said "haunted house. "

I wish it were that simple.

Guys, can you put the pumpkins...

-...across the wall?

-I'm no expert...

...but I think that someone's been

trying to tamper with my computer.

-Tampering? How?

-Well...

...I think that someone's been trying

to hack into my computer to hide...

-...some information--

-This goes right up by the entrance.

In order to hide some information that

they don't want me to know about.

Why would somebody wanna hide

information on your computer...

-...they don't want you to know about?

-Baffling, isn't it?

It is to me. Listen, I'm happy

to take a look at it.

-Leave it at the house, I'll check it out.

-Okay, great.

-I need to get back.

-Okay. Thanks.

So, what do you think I should do?

If I don't play in the big game...

...then Christina's gonna think I'm a liar.

-You think Whooping Crane will let you?

-Not the way I play.

I wish I could play half

as good as Clemens.

Hey. Tomorrow morning

we'll have a private practice.

Clemens and I will teach you

some moves.

-You mean it?

-Yeah.

Every day between now

and the big game.

Thanks, McCall. You're the best.

-Hey.

-Hey.

Noogies.

Come on.

Kung pao monkey.

This top-secret stuff demanded access

codes, but I managed to bypass that.

Say, have you met a chimp

named Clemens?

Clemens?

Clemens. Y eah. A chimp

named Clemens. It rings a bell.

-Why, what is it saying?

-It's just a progress report about his....

His health, his appearance,

his physical attributes.

There's been quite a few major

transactions with this Zit company...

...and a medical research lab

in San Ysidro.

San Ysidro.

-That's not too far from here, is it?

-The U.S.-Mexican border.

What are you up to, Flick?

Hey! What are you doing there?

Hut one. Hut two. Hike. Hike.

That's it. That's it.

Yeah!

Yeah!

-This is it.

-Yeah, yeah. Come on.

Nice. Let's get it going.

Yeah.

Sometimes the humidity

affects the tumblers....

-Write a note.

-Okay.

Note.

McCall, you can't escape us.

We want the chimp.

Sincerely, Peters.

-"Sincerely"?

-Don't wanna be rude.

The door.

Okay.

Probably, like, a low draft or.... Wind.

Use your wrist.

-Come on.

-What do you want me to do?

Give it one big shove. Use your elbows.

There you go.

No, sir. We haven't gotten the chimp.

But don't worry, Mr. Flick.

The chimp will be at a Halloween party

tonight, according to a nosy neighbor.

/-We're gonna grab him there.

-Forget it. You've had your chance.

I've called in some professionals now.

The Chow Brothers.

They' re perfect for a delicate

situation like this.

The Chow Brothers?

But, sir, Peters and I hate the Chows.

-We can handle this.

/-Obviously you can 't.

So why don't you step down and

let the Chows clean up your mess.

Stupid Ch-- What are you doing?

I was pretty thirsty, huh?

Brain freeze.

That's enough, Chows.

-Have you learned your lesson?

-Y es.

Good. Don't ever park

in my space again.

Now, Clemens, remember, act like

a kid dressed like a chimp, okay?

You can take the mask off when

we get inside. Good boy.

Hey.

We need to watch the Chow Brothers

or they'll mess up everything.

-These guys are, like, total buffoons.

-Oh, yeah.

-Good evening.

-Chow Brothers, right?

-Why the outfits?

-Easier to enter a chicken coop...

-...disguised as a rooster than a fox.

-What?

Easier to enter a chicken coop

disguised as a rooster than a fox.

-What did he say?

-No idea.

-Hi, girls.

-Hi, Mrs. Dean.

-Happy Halloween.

-Thank you. You both look really cute.

Thanks. So do you.

Have you seen Michael?

-Not yet, but I'm sure he's around.

-All right.

-Have fun.

-Bye.

Hi. One each. Yeah.

All right, all right.

Move it. Move it.

Hey, hey, hey.

One adult, one child.

Just let it go, you guys.

Oh, my God!

-Oh, man, we got you guys so good.

-Nathan.

-God.

-You should have seen your faces.

Jerks!

Oh, come on, Christina.

Can't you stand a little scare?

-Nice.

-Hey, guys.

Hey, Dean. That's a nice costume there.

Better get some use out of it

since you won't wear it on the field.

Do you know where Christina is?

-Why do you want Christina?

-She's meeting me here. We have a date.

Yeah, right. Does String Dean

have the hots for Christina?

You know what, Dean?

We did see her a few minutes ago.

But she went down that way.

Right, guys?

-Oh, yeah. Right over there.

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