G.B.F. Page #7

Pronouns that describe my date,

who is a dude.

Yikes. Sorry.

To get the couple's special,

You need to be a traditional

boy/girl pairing.

You want me to fight

this b*tch, Tanner?

Sorry, but that's just the policy.

Tanner, I just want you to know

that I share your outrage.

Now, what are we gonna do about this?

"We"?

I just thought you could use

the G.S.A.'s help

To right this

blatant discrimination.

That's why our group exists.

Please come to our meeting

after school.

Thanks, "sole-hag," but

we can fight out own battles.

This isn't over.

It's just outrageous.

I mean, what is this... 2008?

Okay, that's 20.

Give me 20 more.

You want to stay a four-pack

queer forever? Let's go!

McKenzie has a different take

On the whole

"love thy neighbor" thing.

Yeah, and apparently

you can't get enough

Of that neighbor lovin'.

McKenzie price is deceased,

socially, at this school.

I've already got

the Facebook post composed.

But that defeats the purpose.

I think I'm gonna go

To the G.S.A. Meeting after school.

No. Soledad and her little group...

It'll totally downgrade your rep.

Plus, those busted b*tches

were the ones

That dragged you out of the closet.

Remember?

You want my advices?

Just buy the stag tickets

and get the "F" over it.

Please don't tell me you're

seriously considering this.

What have I got to lose?

I mean, they outed me,

But at least their intentions

were kind of noble, I guess.

And let me just say...

If you guys really claim to be my friends,

You could focus a little less

On how much I match your outfit

on any given day

And show some concern

for my freaking equal rights!

A-amazing, a-a-amazing

P.S... Are my arms looking

Michelle Obama toned

Or Madonna scary?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Have you heard about Tanner?

What? What did... I didn't...

What did you hear?

Well, apparently

he totally threw down

With McKenzie price over prom.

Yeah, he was all like, "I'm

gonna take a dude as my date,"

And she was all like,

"oh, not on my watch,"

And then he was all like,

"oh, yeah,

We'll see about that,

you c-word-face mofo ho."

Hold that, Wonton. Tanner

wants to ask a guy to prom?

Yeah.

I have no idea who, though.

Hey, maybe he met someone.

No one I can think of.

Me neither.

See ya.

First order of business,

G.S.A.'Ers...

I'd like to introduce

our first actually gay member,

Tanner Daniels!

Whoo!

Welcome, bro dude.

Good to have another member

with a member representin'.

Uh, right. Well, I'm just here

Because I was trying

to buy prom tickets, and...

And he couldn't because

of our school's unjust,

Totally outdated

prom-date policies.

So, what are we

gonna do about this?

"We"?

Yeah.

I am joining the G.S.A.

To support my G.B.F.

Move.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Um, Fawcett, thank you,

but, um, we're at capacity.

So we don't really...

Soledad, the G.S.A. Is open

to anyone who wants to join.

But, Ms. Hoegel,

this is my thing, you know?

She has things, lots of things,

And she's trying to take

my... My, uh...

she's...

Are you quite done?

So, can we please just...

Just one moment, Fawcett.

I've noticed some disturbing trends

In this school as of late.

It seems that many of you girls

are treating Tanner

As more of a prize to be won

than an actual person.

Ms. Hoegel, that's ridiculous.

Right, "T"?

Listen, girls.

I get the appeal.

Now, I myself had

a gay best friend once and...

Oh, we were roommates

for many fruitful years.

But now he's no longer with us.

Oh.

Oh, damn.

What?

Where'd he go?

He obvi died of the HIV, dumbass.

Oh, god, no!

He moved to San Diego

with a leather queen.

I meant myself and my cat...

Anderson coo-purr.

Oh, my god.

We're very happy,

Mr. Coo-purr and I.

What are we gonna do

about this prom situation?

If you can't take your boy toy

to prom,

I will lead a school-wide boycott,

And if they don't meet my...

I mean our... Demands

Then I will just host my own

cooler alterna-prom.

Fawcett, you'd do that?

I mean, prom's your night.

You're a shoe-in for prom queen.

Come on. What's the point

of being queen

When I don't have a fabulous

king to share it with?

You know what, Soledad?

You have done such a great job

with this group,

But I think it's time

that some things

Actually changed

around this school.

Who's with me?

Whoo!

Hey, Tanner, looking good.

Hey. Thanks.

Ugh!

W-T-F, "T"?

I secure you a date

with the hottest teen homo

In the Tri-State area,

and that Jizz-bin

Still gets your endorsement?

What?

But I didn't ever... What?

"Tanner Daniels endorsed

Fawcett brooks yesterday

"At the G.S.A. Meeting.

The new power B.F.F.s known as..."

G-Fawce.

Cute, isn't it?

You really think

another bland blonde like her

Deserves the crown, Tanner?

Well, at least she stands up

for my... My rights or whatever.

What? Please.

This hack-tivist doesn't give

A flying fairy about gay rights.

She just did it to gain

the advantage with you.

Oh, you mean like what you did

with that male-bait, Christian?

Whatever! At least I tried

to bribe him with sex.

I treated him

like an actual human being

And not some asexual,

neutered little purse puppy.

Come on, tan.

I've had enough

Bad-dinner-theater dramatics

for one day.

We've got a revolution to plan.

Do not come for my craft, b*tch!

Do not come for my b*tch, b*tch!

Aah!

Yeah, it sounds great.

Right. Promise.

No drinks for me.

See you then, dude.

Hey.

What's up?

Not much.

You're making

quite the stank over prom,

Joining the G.S.A.,

Endorsing your new Bestie.

I didn't endorse anyone.

I just... It's not fair.

We should be treated

like everyone else.

"We"? I mean,

you got to ask me first.

What are you talking about?

You and me. Prom.

Uh...

Caprice set up this thing

with her friend. I just...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Who said anything

About us going to prom together?

Just that...

No, no, I was saying,

Like, if you wanted

a friend to go with,

But, like, obviously you got

that, you know, taken care of,

So, you know, I hope

your prince charming

Gives you everything you want...

and also crabs.

I got your Facebook message.

Why are you wearing sunglasses?

Does your vocal coach

know you smoke?

Look, we all know you're gayer

Than a very special episode

of "glee."

I am not!

What's your point?

Well, I need a minion,

and you need a diva to worship.

With Tanner and Fawcett

heading up this fey prom,

That leaves an opportunity

For me to be the queen

of the real one.

So, how would you like to be

my date, maybe even my king?

All right, if you still

need convincing,

Check out a pic

of Tanner's prom date.

He can do better, but I'm in.

Hi, there.

Caprice, you said

You had something

you wanted to talk about?

I do.

Love your cloak.

Thanks.

Support traditional

prom-going values.

Buy tickets to the official,

school-sanctioned prom.

Attend the prom by students,

for all students.

Can I have one, please?

No.

Um, sorry.

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