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You don't have to tell your therapist

everything, do you?

That is the idea.

- What do you think?

- I love it. Ha ha ha ha!

Wait a minute. A perfect stranger?

We don't know where he's been.

Well, that's what makes it

so interesting.

I mean, it's intriguing.

If you're not up to it...

No, it's not that. It's just... I mean...

I got it!

The first one through the door.

That door?

Hmm.

That's pretty random. Why not?

It's gotta be someone.

The first man who comes in...

No. You guys,

we're not gonna do this. Lauren.

If you're afraid you'll lose, Emily...

OK, I'm not afraid.

Good.

Heh. Fine. OK. I guess.

- Great.

- When do we begin?

I say... right now.

# Ohh, yeah, yeah #

# See, you're the man of my dreams #

# I sit around

and think my luck is gone #

# Then I found you... #

- Uh-uh.

- Ooh. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. That's not right.

# You opened up my heart... #

Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.

Single men only.

Yeah, I agree.

Yep. Singles only.

Here he comes.

Uh-uh.

- That's a do-over.

- Ha ha. Absolutely.

Yep. Do-over.

Ohh. That's another do-over.

- Ohh.

- Mmm.

- Definite do-over.

- Agreed.

You see what I'm saying, ladies?

There's not a good man around

when you need one.

- True.

- Mm-hmm.

OK, let's see what happens this time.

Heh.

Can't do nothin' with that.

Strictly dickly over here.

- Ha ha!

- I heard that.

Ha ha ha!

Ahh. Well, look here.

Ooh.

Sweet.

What do you think? Not bad, huh?

Could be worse. Em?

He's OK. Mm-hmm.

But who is he?

He's a perfect stranger.

Not for long.

- I'm gonna be sick.

- Oh, don't be sick.

You know that guy...

She is going to get all the scoop.

Watch and see.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Believe it, baby. It'll be good

for your next therapy session.

It's like me

when I play different characters.

- Oh, God.

- You get to escape.

Uh-oh. Here she comes.

Oh.

Hmm.

So, here's the story.

His name is Mark Sellers.

He's in real estate...

has great style,

so he must have money...

- Mm-hmm?

- And he is single.

Heh. That's him. He's the one.

Yep.

So... what do we do now?

Ha ha ha!

We draw straws.

Ha ha ha!

Frankly, Emily, I'm disappointed.

I mean, this kind of game-playing

seems immature.

It's reckless.

It's possibly dangerous.

You know what? I'm sure

we won't even go through with it.

I mean, you know,

this is just Andrea being Andrea.

Emily,

you and I have accomplished...

a great deal

over the past couple of years.

I would hate to see you

diminish this work...

with this irresponsible diversion.

So, when's your turn, hmm?

Last, thank God.

It's Andrea, Lauren, then me.

But you know what?

I'm sure they've forgotten all about it.

I look fabulous.

- Oh, I am so sorry.

- Oh!

- Let me help you out.

- No problem. I got it, I got it.

I'm such a klutz.

Sometimes I don't look where I'm going.

Have we met before?

Did I show you a house, or...

I don't think so.

You're probably right.

I would've remembered.

Me, too.

Listen, I'm sorry for the intrusion.

Can you ever possibly forgive me?

Under one circumstance.

And that would be?

You let me buy you a drink.

How about dinner?

Dinner it is.

I won't hold you up.

Here's my number.

Call me.

Whoo!

Next thing I know, someone offered me

more for the house than I paid for it.

Sold that one, bought another one...

fixed it up, sold that one, too.

Mmm. That's fascinating.

Ha ha.

So, tell me, Mark...

a guy like you... handsome, wealthy...

I'm hardly either.

Oh, come on. Don't be modest.

Heh. You're quite a catch.

Ever been married?

Engaged?

Uh, I was engaged once.

Really?

Yeah. It seems like a long time ago,

but it wasn't, really.

Well, I don't mean to pry, but...

No, it's OK. It's cool.

I should talk about it,

'cause for a long time, I really couldn't.

Hmm.

Um, we had made

all the arrangements.

It was a week before the wedding...

but something was wrong.

- It just didn't feel right, you know?

- Mm-hmm.

At first, I kind of wrote it off

as pre-wedding jitters.

Oh, I mean, it happens.

It's not uncommon.

No problem.

But as we got closer to the weekend,

it got worse.

So I asked Melinda...

that's my fiance at the time...

I'm, like, "Baby, what's wrong?"

- And...

- And?

It turns out that she was

seeing somebody on the side.

What?

And she was still in love with him.

Mm.

So, uh, she was very apologetic

about it, but she called it off.

She said it wouldn't be fair to me.

Who was the guy?

My best friend.

Damn.

That's what I said.

I mean, that girl was crazy,

if you ask me.

She made a big mistake.

You don't have to say that.

- It's true.

- But thanks.

You're welcome.

This is the first real date I've been on

since I can remember.

- Listen, Mark...

- Yeah.

I know what it's like to feel pain.

What happened to you...

nobody can make it up to you.

But... Im hoping you'll let me try.

And... this is my bedroom.

Nice, nice. Heh heh.

Thank you.

Uh, do you mind

if I use your bathroom?

Oh, sure. It's right through there.

Thanks.

Andrea, you've done well.

Oh, ha ha. You like?

Yes.

Why don't you come

make yourself more comfortable?

I'll be right back.

Hey, do you mind

if I turn on some music?

Sure, go right ahead.

Andrea. Heh.

Andrea, Andrea, Andrea, Andrea.

This girl definitely loves herself.

Whew!

Mmm.

Andrea, you are...

one special kind of lady.

Hello.

Hi.

I missed you.

And I couldn't wait.

Mmm. The thing is,

I'm just a little nervous.

I hate to rush things...

but ever since we met,

you're all I can think about.

Really?

Do you want me?

Oh, yes. God, yes. Are you kidding?

Then why do you still

have on your clothes?

Good question.

I want you to strip for me.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Right now?

- Yeah.

Let's work it.

Don't be scared.

Work it.

Work it, yeah. Work it.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

- Like this?

- Yeah.

You want me to, like, grind on it?

- Work it. Work it.

- Ooh.

Ohh, like this?

Yeah, roundabout. Roundabout.

Yeah.

Go, Mark. Hey!

Oh. Oh, that's good.

Look at them abs, baby. Yeah!

Ha ha ha! Yeah.

Drop your back, baby.

Ohh!

Work it, Mark. Just work it.

Get into it. Yeah. That's it.

That's it. Ohh...

Ohh, what? Huh?

Go, Mark.

I feel it. I feel it. I like it.

You feel it? Yeah. Ha ha ha!

You got the freak in you!

Whoo! Shake it, baby.

Shake it. Shake it. Shake it.

- Uhh!

- Yeah!

How is it? Is it workin'? Uhh!

Drop it. Come on, baby.

You want to see somethin'? Ohh.

Go, Mark.

Mm-mm-mm. Mm.

- Want some?

- Yeah, shake it.

Shake it.

Drop it, baby! Whoo!

Ow!

- Spank it!

- Ow!

- Hurt myself!

- Yeah!

Shake it. Ohh.

- Ohh!

- Ha ha!

- Ha ha ha ha!

- Ha ha! OK.

- You like that.

- Yeah.

Uh-oh. Drop it!

- Drop for me!

- Ooh!

You all right?

But I'm back.

That's it. Ride the pony for me.

Come on. Work that wall.

Work the wall. Yeah.

You like that?

This is you, Andrea.

Pow! Ohh!

Oh, that's good.

That's how I'm gonna drop it on you.

I'm tappin' it. I'm gonna tap it.

Ohh!

Oh, that's good.

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