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Oh, that's it right there, Mark.

I'm gonna drop it on you.

Yeah. Then I'm gonna

back it up on you like that.

Yeah. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

Ow!

Can you shake it like a polaroid?

Shake it, shake it.

Shake it.

Shake it, shake it.

That's it.

Shake it. Work it. Work it.

Work it. Work it.

I'm on it. Here I come.

I'm bringin' the thunder.

- Bring it.

- Uhh.

Shake it. Go, Mark. Go, Mark.

Go, Mark.

Aah!

Mark?

Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?

Who's your daddy? Who's your da... huh?

I've got an early call tomorrow.

Oh, oh, oh, OK.

You want me to leave now?

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh.

Look, I had a great time,

but I gotta get my beauty rest, you know?

Close-ups.

And with you here,

I won't be able to get much sleep.

- Right. Um, maybe we can, uh...

- I'll call you.

- Well, I was wondering...

- No, really. I'll call you.

Oh, OK.

What the hell?

Man...

Ha ha ha!

Show time!

Ha ha ha!

Come on.

What the hell?

Oh, no. This can't be happening.

I don't believe it!

No-o-o-o!

No! No-o-o-o!

No-o-o-o-o!

Sh*t!

But it's not fair.

I know I rocked his world.

Is it my fault

that the camera didn't work?

Look, now, we go back since college.

Can't you take my word for it?

Em...

Come on, aren't we friends?

Where is the love here?

All right, fine. Be that way.

I'm going to remember that though.

You said it yourself.

No tape, no proof, no dice... you lose.

It's a stupid rule.

So, what was he like?

Let's just say he's very... sensitive.

Was he nice?

I don't have anything else to say.

Come on, Andrea, we're not the enemy.

You know what?

I say we call the whole thing off...

before we go any farther.

Look, I didn't go through all that

for nothing.

- Well, at least you got some.

- Big deal.

Hello, ladies.

- Hey, Darryl.

- Hey, Darryl.

Oh, that's right.

You two know each other.

Yes, we do.

- Andrea.

- Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

I didn't forget about you, Lauren.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Love the changes.

The new decor looks great.

I don't believe we've met.

This is our good friend Emily.

Well, Emily...

have we met?

Us? No. I don't think so.

I just can't help but feel

that we've met before.

That's because you try

to meet every woman in L.A.

I don't mean to interrupt.

I'm meeting somebody for lunch.

A new client.

Right.

I shouldn't keep her waiting.

Well, Emily, it is a pleasure.

Here's my card...

in case you ever want to get in shape.

Please.

- Bye, Darryl.

- Bye.

Oh, my.

He certainly is something.

He's something, all right.

Well, all right, Miss Lauren.

It's your turn.

It's not going to be as easy as you think.

We'll just see about that, won't we?

I don't understand.

I mean, you said that they did it,

but they can't prove it?

Andrea swears they had sex...

but the camera

malfunctioned or something.

Which means she loses.

Yeah. And I would've bet on Andrea.

She's so determined.

Well, let me just ask you.

Who's up next? Is it Lauren?

Yes.

I have no doubts about Lauren.

She's a sexy successful

businesswoman.

He'll find her irresistible.

- And what about you?

- What about me?

- Well, how will he find you?

- I don't know.

And how will you feel

if you lose, right?

And what if you win, and she wins?

What if there's a tie?

I mean, is there some sort of a runoff?

- I don't know.

- Well, you need to figure it out.

Well, I don't know,

but I hired a private investigator.

You what?

Mm-hmm.

I hired someone to do some digging.

You did not.

That's good. That's very...

That's very smart.

- I'm feeling an intense guilt.

- Mm-hmm.

So, I think you were right.

It's irresponsible. I'm not a child.

I'm calling the whole thing off.

Oh, no, you are not.

No, you can't do that.

What I mean to say is that

by following this thing through a bit...

if it might not be

the most constructive path to take.

Constructive?

In that you have always had

a problem finishing things.

You're right. I... I'm curious.

- Mm-hmm.

- I do want to meet him.

I must be crazy.

Oh, no, honey.

You know we don't use the "C" word.

Sorry.

All right, Emily...

All right,

I want to know everything, OK?

I'm going to go ahead and give you

my home phone number.

You memorize it. You call me...

if there is any new information at all

at any time.

Doctor, are you sure?

Yes. Are you kidding?

I'm a professional, OK?

You just keep your mind open,

and you keep me informed of everything.

All right, Lauren, round two.

Let's go.

All right, I know this is your favorite.

Ha ha ha. I am good at it,

I have to admit.

Mm-hmm.

All right, well, let's see what you got.

- Let's turn it up.

- Mm-hmm.

- OK.

- You doing OK?

Yeah, good.

My mom likes to go at your pace, too.

Oh, OK. All right.

- Yeah?

- OK.

You're lucky

I can't get you out on that track.

I would just kill you.

Ha ha. That's what you think.

Give me some strong kicks for Darryl.

Come on, he deserves it.

Yeah. That was a good one.

That was it. Stronger.

Yes. That was great.

Yes. All right, that was nice and high,

but that's OK. That was high.

- OK.

- All right.

Yes.

- Ha ha!

- Is that all you got?

Is that all I got? OK.

I'm just warming up.

You can do better than that.

OK.

Aah!

Lauren?

Mm-mmm.

# So many times

I've pictured you, yeah #

Sorry I'm late.

No problem. Any trouble finding it?

No, no. Your directions were great.

- Are you ready?

- Yes.

Now, this house...

# Making words I shouldn't say #

# Baby, I'm dreaming about #

# Getting intimate with you #

# Sharing a moment together #

# Can you feel it, too #

# Oh, oh #

# Shouldn't keep it inside #

# Couldn't hurt to let you know #

# What you're feelin', girl #

# Should I let it show #

And here's the fireplace...

which comes complete

with its own dragons.

You are so cute.

Uh... ahem.

How about we go outside?

I want to show you...

the most amazing view of Los Angeles.

# All I got to do is close my eyes #

# And you're next to me, yeah #

# Now I question my desire #

# Is it just to me inside #

# And feel the passion fire #

# Is it more #

# Am I ready to believe #

I hope you don't think

I'm being too forward...

I'm sure this happens to you

all the time...

but I was wondering,

if you had a free evening...

I'd love to take you

to a comedy club.

- I love to laugh.

- Great.

Um, I'm free next Saturday,

if that works for you.

It works fine.

I guess I should call you.

Oh, here.

Perfect. Saturday night, then.

Mm-hmm. Can't wait.

I'll call you.

# What I never had to tell you #

# You're my fantasy, fantasy #

# Tell me why #

# All I got to do is close my eyes #

# And you're all that I can see #

# Oh, girl #

Whoo. Mmm.

# You're my fantasy #

# I like the way you do it,

the way you ride #

# I like the way you lock on

to the groove when I'm inside #

# I like the way you please #

# The way you tease #

# I like the way you're givin' me

exactly what I need #

# I like the way you do it #

# The way you ride #

# I like the way you lock on

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