Goon: Last of the Enforcers Page #3

Thanks for asking, though.

- Alright. I'll make it quick for you.

- F*** you.

(crowd cheering)

(rock music playing)

- (spectator):
Follow the dream! Yeah!

- Oof! Oof!

- Stand up and say And say your prayers

Stand up and say

Say your prayers Say them

- Oh!

- You alright, Barnes?

- Aww, go f*** yourself.

- Jesus f***ing Christ!

It's a f***ing crime scene!

(cheers and applause) Bra-ah!

- (woman):
I love you!

- "The Bruised and Battered Competition...

"would like to thank you

for your continued support.

"But we are especially thankful...

(audio feedback) (soft music playing)

"for the Dartmouth Wig Outlet.

You won't wig out at their prices."

- (spectator):
F***ing

sister wearing the wig!

(spectators shouting)

- Alright.

I got some people I want to

thank too. You f***ing people!

(crowd whistling and

jeering) Yeah. That's right.

I used to think I was done.

And maybe there... there

is a time for everybody...

but when I step out on this ice

and I see all of you

cheering me on, I know my time

ain't done yet. Thank you very much.

- You're the f***ing man, Ross!

- (crowd):
Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!

Ross! Ross!

Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!

- I'm James Duffy.

- And I'm Chad Bailey. You're watching SportsDesk.

SportsDesk, we're all pink on the inside.

- Oh, Jesus Christ.

Anyway, Halifax's woeful

losing streak extends

to 12 straight losses to start the year.

They've been in a rut

since their disastrous

season-opening loss to Reading, which saw

then-captain Doug Glatt

hospitalized following

what would be a career-ending

tilt with Anders Cain.

Can the Highlanders find a

way to turn things around?

- (Hyrum):
I bought this team because I win.

- (Coach):
I know.

- This lockout should be the best thing

to ever happen to us, but we're blowing it.

We are going after the biggest

names on this side of the Atlantic,

players you can build a team

around, starting with Anders.

- Wait. Your son?

- Yeah. He's been

a f***ing beast for Reading.

Not to mention, he almost

singlehandedly eviscerated us.

- Why are you taking so much joy?

He pretty much ended Dougie's

f***ing hockey career.

- Hey, Glatt's career

was ending all by itself.

- Well, we're never gonna

know that now, are we?

No offense, Hyrum, OK?

But you and your son, not

exactly Walter and Wayne.

- That sh*t is behind us. You can

believe he is not gonna f*** this up.

He knows what's at stake.

We go all in for Anders...

you're gonna make him captain,

and I'm gonna keep his ass in line.

- Hyrum, please. Captain? Let's talk about this.

- Ronnie...

- Let's think about this. Let's think about the A...

- Ronnie!

- Before we get to the C.

- Ronnie! You're gonna coach my kid.

You're gonna build a team around

him, you're gonna make him captain

or I'm gonna find some other

f***ing guy who will. Fine.

- Good.

- Fine. Better than being on the door.

(rock music)

(rock music)

(Strength of Strings

by Gene Clark playing)

- Hey.

- Hey. Thanks for coming.

- Thanks for inviting me.

- Welcome. What do you think?

- I think it's... I think it's all...

you.

- As it should be, right?

- As it should be.

- Great room. - Great room.

- Can I get you a soda pop or...?

- Uh...

- Sunflower seeds? - Uh, yeah, seeds are good.

- Help yourself. Sit down.

- Sunflower seeds are for

winners. (tongue clicking)

- Son...

- Sorry. It's uh...

- You're carrying the torch now.

- Yes, sir.

- You don't want...

(clicking tongue) ...over you.

- I own the torch.

- Our name's on your back. Our family.

- Our family. And actually,

um, Mom was asking me...

- Our name is a currency in this town.

- Absolutely.

- I don't want you to f***

this up. Not this time.

This season's everything.

The world is watching.

- Maybe not the world.

I mean, Canada probably, but...

And like three or four states.

- Stand up.

I'm giving you the C. - Yeah.

- You're gonna prove me right.

You're gonna win. - Yes, sir. Gonna win.

- Stay the f*** out of trouble.

- Because the therapy worked this time.

- I don't wanna hear about that.

- We won't talk about it.

- That's for your mom.

- Yes, sir. - It's sh*t for your mom.

- Yes, sir.

- Don't bring sh*t up like that.

- (man on TV):
You don't know

nothing about good times.

Let me tell you about

f***ing good times.

I remember that summer

like it was yesterday.

Good music, nice

heat, great friends.

One night, me and my

friends, my great friends,

went for hamburgers downtown.

That summer,

we ruled the world. (touching

music) We thought we "wuz" the kings.

Turns out we "wuz" the jokers.

- (older man on TV): Look what the f***ing

cat dragged in! (indistinct TV show)

(rock music)

(indistinct chatter)

(chatter stops)

- (player):
F***ing kid.

This is bullshit.

- He has hair like a lion.

- Bring it in! Bring it in!

OK, boys. We kind of f***ed

up the start of this thing, eh?

So now, we got a few lads who are

on their wages up for the big show

down here with us wearing our jerseys.

Jean-Pierre Finch.

- Yo.

- We got, uh, Pet... Petr,

uh, Petri Dish, Petrov.

A lot of P's. (speaking foreign

language) What's he doing?

- He's handing out candy.

- Candy? (word in Slovak)

- It's a Slovak tradition, maybe.

- Better be.

- Oh, my God!

(speaking Slovak)

- OK. And Anders Cain.

OK. Super duper!

OK, now that Dougie is

retired, we need a new captain,

and I cannot think of a

better leadership tandem...

than Xavier Laflamme with the A,

Anders Cain as captain. There you go.

Alright. (sticks hitting ice)

Alright.

- This ice is sh*t, fix it.

Perhaps the new captain would like

to say a few words to his team.

You alright, son? - Right. Right.

- Give me something.

- Nothing else f***ing

matters if we don't win.

They brought me here to win.

My dad brought me here to win.

That's what we're gonna

f***ing do. Anybody here

like f***ing sunflower seeds? Well, this

barn's sunflower seeds are f***ing winners.

- Hey, hey, hey. - Right? F*** yeah!

- Great, that's good. Yeah.

- F***ing right, Dad, right?

- Right.

I know many of you... are veterans,

many of you are old friends, many of

you have never worn another sweater;

I'm here to tell you: all

of that gets you nothing.

Produce, you will be rewarded.

Don't, you'll be sent packing. Hey!

- It's a buyers' market out there, so for

most of you, that's your f***ing career done.

(rock music)

(players whooping)

F***ed up the first part of this

season. Find a way to be relevant!

Make yourself f***ing relevant!

Because from this point on...

- F***!

- From where I'm f***ing standing...

- Ah, f***!

- It's Darwin.

- (goalie):
Come on, guys! Play!

I'm right here! Play hockey, guys!

Hey!

You! Look alive, man! And

who the f*** is Darwin?

(soft classical music)

(cat meowing and hissing) (clanking)

(man outside moaning

and talking indistinctly)

(soft classical music)

- (reporter):
Anders, new team,

new city; any message for the fans?

- They brought me here to win.

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