Grown Ups 2 Page #8

Yeah, four kids is the best.

What are you

talking about, Prince?

You told me it would be

the worst if that happened.

There's a lot of

great aspects to that.

Like, when Junior graduates

high school, you'll be 64.

How is that a good thing?

Actually, it's horrifying.

I didn't do the math before

I opened my mouth. Sorry.

Whoo. Nice job, Cher.

Okay, I'm not Cher.

I'm Meat Loaf, all right?

Yeah.

You're Meat Loaf,

or you're made of meat loaf?

Who are you, Doug Henning?

I'm Oates.

Where's Hall?

Hall's having

a playdate with your kids.

Anyway, you got nothing

to worry about, Lenny.

All right? You're a great dad.

Right, I know.

I broke my son's leg today.

That's a real good dad.

Guys, you're

bumming me out, all right?

This is supposed

to be party time.

This isn't gonna be a real party.

I'm drinking a juice box,

'cause I'm afraid my

wife's gonna yell at me

for getting drunk

in front of the kids.

How many of you guys have been to

a party in the past six months?

A party without a bouncy house.

A party where they

actually invited you.

Yeah.

The party's over, fellas.

You saw the way those frat

guys treated us today.

We're irrelevant.

We're losers.

We're old.

Lamonsoff totally surrendered.

He's got a fanny pack on now,

for God's sake.

You know what, first of all,

it's a "survanny" pack,

a survival fanny pack,

with many special features.

So you pull that triangle

and lasagna comes out?

Why don't you give it a shot?

You got it.

I'll pull the string.

Like a raft out of hell!

Yeah, good one, that was good.

Don't ever say

the party's over!

That didn't happen.

Hey, Richard Simmons is a hero.

No, no, no, no, no.

What's with all this Prince?

I'm Prince.

The hell.

You ain't Prince. I'm Prince.

My skin's way

lighter than yours.

You should have came as Seal on

a hunger strike.

You look like Morgan Freeman

if he was a transvestite.

And what you

doing here, Bumpty?

I thought you was

out with my daughter.

That ain't Bumpty.

That's my wife.

Oh, Mary!

I didn't recognize you.

Where's your costume?

I didn't find out about the

party until it was too late.

So you decided to

come as a black Muppet?

What?

Come on, you're my one and

only, sweetie-boo-mo-mo.

Make a muscle for me?

Pwease?

Ooh!

So bulgy.

Like a big caramel apple.

Wow.

I'm scared.

I feel safe with you.

Shut up.

You know, I can make

a connection with a woman.

I just can't sustain it.

You know,

there's a distance there.

Try to fill it up pharmaceutically,

you know, with pills,

or the Discovery Channel,

or Dino Nuggets.

But nothing really works.

See, you understand, you know?

'Cause you're, I heard,

sensitive to men.

God, he's hot!

Zip it!

He'll find out our secret!

Drink up, partner.

Yeah!

Lenny!

Uh-oh! Secret table.

Yes, honey, how are you?

What's going on?

We just trying to

get our punch on.

Becky's sleepy.

She wants her daddy

to put her to bed.

Well, Daddy's right about to

enjoy some refreshing punch,

so could you put her to sleep?

Well, you wouldn't want

to have too much punch

with all these

kids running around.

You know what,

I'd be okay with that.

Actually, you wouldn't.

Gotcha.

I'll be back soon, fellas. I'll be

back soon. That's a promise.

Let's go, little girl.

Good night.

Time to go to sleep.

Close your eyes.

Yeah, Mom.

As easy as making a free throw.

Hey, Bean, Becky went to sleep.

I think it's time for you to hit it, pal.

What do you say?

Oh, no, no, don't touch that.

Yeah, you might break it.

What...

Where did you

learn how to do that?

I saw it in one of my dreams.

You're a genius?

My boy's a genius.

Your dad's also a genius.

Sweet dreams there,

angel, okay?

Daddy, can you lay in bed

with me till I fall asleep?

What do you mean? I thought you are sleepy.

That's why we came up here.

Please lay down.

Oh!

I'll lay down with you, then.

I just... There's

a party going on, but...

Can you tell me a story?

Look who was in

the neighborhood!

Some of Lenny's friends

from the old J. Geils Band!

Daddy?

You don't want one slug?

No.

I thought you liked

this stuff. Sorry.

All right.

I'll tell you a story.

Once upon a time,

there was a hand,

and the hand

faced-raked the child.

Sleep!

Slee...

Sleep!

Boy, Feder's cranking his old rock

and roll records pretty loud.

Guess he's never

heard of neighbors.

Now, why you stopping here?

I need some air.

You need some air?

We haven't even

gotten to the party yet.

I would appreciate it

if you would stop

trying to "manage" me.

Word, word.

Want me to stay

and wait with you?

I just want to be alone!

Yo, don't believe the hype.

Boy!

Daddy, I can't fall asleep

without Mr. Gigglesworth.

You told me he would be okay.

He will be. I...

He just needs to rest

a little bit longer, okay?

Please, Daddy.

I need to see him.

He had a very rough day.

But I'll get him for you,

because you need to see him.

Doing leg lifts. I work

out when I can, you know?

Want some Daddy

candy right here?

Why are you naked?

Global warming.

Why is this empty?

Where is Gigglesworth?

Hey, hey.

I'm sorry, man.

Were you looking for this?

Why's he look good?

I sewed him.

You sew?

Where'd you learn how to sew?

Gay camp.

You went to gay camp?

You're gay?

No, no. No, I mean, I'm gay,

but no, there's no such thing as

gay camp, man. It was a joke.

I learned to sew from my dad,

who was a tailor.

I've been sewing since

I was Becky's age. Here.

This is great.

Gigglesworth's okay,

you're not fooling

around with my wife,

and you got a pee stain.

That is not mine.

You're an animal.

I am the law!

Oh!

Can you dig it?

Ah!

Come on, big man, Lenny's

got, like, 12 bathrooms.

I don't got to go

to the bathroom.

I'm just enjoying the water.

Get out.

Hurry! Hurry!

Oh, Fluzoo, come on!

That's not even warm.

It's hot.

I got to give it to

your old man for one thing.

He could always throw a party.

This is my dad's party?

Check out your girlfriend

in the Pat Benatar outfit.

Charlotte,

that was amazing.

Where'd you learn

to sing like that?

No place. I just sing a little

in the shower.

Maybe you should stick to the shower.

'Cause I gots the power

I'm on Today Show

Dissing Matt Lauer

Bumpty!

Do me a favor

and shut your mouth

before I slap that

Mohawk into a chin strap.

What?

Hey.

Who invited you guys?

Your beautiful wife does.

Well, she invited her,

and naturally,

we assumed it was a plus one.

There a problem?

No, I was gonna say,

great Terminator outfit

and Robert Palmer

thing you got on, and...

Nice babble.

- How about this?

- No.

What about that?

Does that hurt?

Is that hurting you?

Yes, it is hurting me.

Oh. Okay.

Well, let me do it some more.

You got something to say?

Actually, Cavanaugh.

You want to stay at my party,

I think you owe me an apology.

For what?

For back in the day,

always giving me crap.

You don't want to

let bygones be bygones?

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