Grudge Match Page #6
His name's Trey and he's 8.
How do I look in this thing?
Pretty good?
Don't get into an accident.
I'm not sure about this place. Why
don't we go outside and do road work?
No, your legs are fine. It's just the rest
of your muscles are as rusty as my balls.
Hey, Light. Filter.
Hey.
- Your head's making noise.
- You wanna hear a noise?
It's gonna be the sound of you
crying if you don't get out of here.
That was nice.
Like I was saying. We're gonna focus
on your endurance and your speed...
...so you get so fast, he's gonna crawl
right back up into his mama's vagina.
- Hey, Light.
- What?
"What?" Take a Walk.
You sit down right here.
Hey, Moses. Looks like Dundee
found your new sparring partner.
Another funny one, Frank.
- He's closer to a pro fighter in
age than you are.
- Keep it up.
Kid, there's somebody I want
you to meet. My son, Trey.
No way.
My family gets bigger and bigger.
- Can I call you Grandpa?
- No.
No. Kid. Call me Kid.
That seems weird
because you're old.
- Just call him Billy.
- Nice to meet you, Billy.
- Nice to meet you.
- I'm gonna go do my homework.
- Okay.
- Go get them.
- Okay, Dad.
- You ready, Grandpa?
- Don't call me Grandpa.
- Don't like that?
Last night I decided we're going to
train in a very particular way.
We're going to train old school.
None of this...
None of this Pilates crap.
I'm talking real old school. I'm talking
Johnson, I'm talking Dempsey, I'm talking Louis.
And today, we're gonna start
with pool punching.
What's pool punching?
Let's go! Joe Frazier did this three hours
a day! You're not even going five minutes.
Joe Frazier didn't do this.
So what?
Let's go. Let's go. Give me 10.
What do you say?
Attaboy. Let's go, there's one.
And...
...a...
...half.
Are you kidding me?
Really? That's it?
One and a half?
Ali-Frazier.
What did Frazier do? He drove him nuts by
rolling under that right hand and, barn...
...he threw the left hook.
Roll and throw, Kid.
So you work on that,
I'm gonna surprise you with balls.
It reminds me of a woman
I met in Bangkok...
Surprise!
What do you think he's got here?
Hundred? Two hundred acres?
All this stuff here just rusting.
He's sitting on a gold mine.
He's got endless piles of crap.
- Light, you're killing me.
- Put up 100, 150...
...500 condominiums here.
You gotta be quiet. Unh.
Five, six hundred. I bet you $10,000,
he'd sell the whole goddamn thing.
- Unh.
- Don't stop. Don't stop!
Ha, ha!
- Didn't I tell you not to stop?
- Aah!
Ha!
Attaboy.
Let's go, get your elbows up.
Find a rhythm.
Attaboy. Attaboy.
Through the bell, through the bell,
through the bell!
Time! Attaboy. Attaboy.
Sorry you had to see that, Trey.
Hey, Kid.
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm sore.
- Hey! What are you doing?
- I thought you wanted me to hit this.
What are you gonna do? Beat up
the meat? That's not sanitary.
No, we're just here to buy dinner.
- You don't have to punch everything.
- Right.
Let's go, up! Pop. Pop.
Attaboy. Come on! Up! Up!
What is it exactly
- What are you doing?
- Resting.
Taking a rest, huh?
That's gonna get the job done.
Jesus Christ, did you
just fart on me?
Did you just fart on me? Are you
kidding me? You gotta be kidding me.
Good God, come on.
You're better than that.
You kidding me?
You know, my head's right there.
Hey. This is insane.
What? You paratrooped in 'Nam.
What's the problem?
Hey, that was 40 years ago,
for crying out loud.
Shut up! Get out of the plane!
This is great promotion!
Guys, go get ready. Because
All right, let's go!
- Go now?
- You're good!
Oh, Sh*t!
Ha-ha-ha!
- God, that felt good.
You jagoff!
- You threw his old ass out the plane!
- Why are you laughing?
I forgot to tell you, first one
down gets an extra five grand.
- Sh*t!
- Don't forget to pull the string!
Oh.
That's just beautiful! Precious!
Magic!
Sharp and McDonnen made quite the
splash when the two 60-plus fighters...
- Oh, my God. They're nuts!
- ...parachuted into a parking lot.
- Nuts!
...didn't go exactly as planned...
- Thank you.
- ...both men walked away...
...with only a few bruises.
Wow.
Okay, new regimen.
Starting today, you're gonna be soaking your
hands in this stuff. Make them leathery.
- What is it?
- It's horse urine.
I'm not sticking my
hand in horse urine.
Oh, you're telling me you're
better than Jack Dempsey?
Because every day Jack Dempsey would
soak his hands in horse urine.
And nobody had a tougher punch
than Jack Dempsey.
Did you heat it up or is it fresh?
- Ha!
- What?
It's vinegar.
- I knew that.
- I'm kidding.
It's horse piss.
It's vinegar.
I'm kidding.
Vinegar.
- I am kidding, actually.
- Come on!
Take a shower. Wash your
hands very, very thoroughly.
- You can still smell the horse piss.
- Wait, don't put it...!
Don't put it in there.
Just throw it in my room.
- Why? What's wrong with...?
- Just get it off the box.
- What do you got in there, the Hope Diamond?
- Your porn stash?
- It's not funny.
Letters from Sally.
Aw, for God's sakes, call her up!
What are you talking about?
Deal with Sally, or your head won't be clear
and she's gonna screw up your fight again.
- What do you mean, "again"?
- Oh, for God's sakes.
A guy has sex with my girl,
I want to knock his teeth out.
- Why didn't you?
I wanted to take from him
the one thing he cared about most...
...because that's
what he took from me.
- Well, you sure have a
funny way of showing it.
You're my buddy.
But be careful where you're going...
...because you don't
Forgive me, but you keep talking
about how much she meant to you.
All I remember is you would show up
at the gym first thing in the morning.
You would be the last
person to leave at night.
You didn't have time for
anybody or anything.
You blamed her for ruining
the relationship.
Well, maybe the real
problem was you.
- Trey, you have a good time?
- Yeah, I did.
- I know you're kidding.
- Hey, Sally. Long time.
- Ma, look...
- You're not training this guy.
- It was my idea. Don't get mad at him.
- I'm serious.
- I understand.
- BJ, I'm serious.
What's the point of telling me if you
don't want me interacting with him?
Interacting's one thing.
Working with is another.
- Why?
- You can't be trusted.
He's training me. That's all.
- I don't care!
- Stop yelling!
I think everyone's a little cranky
because they haven't eaten.
I say we do this.
- Burger, burger...
- Salad.
Works, right?
- That sounds good.
- Sound good?
You know, it might be helpful if you told
us what you hated about the guy so much.
Yeah. He doesn't seem that bad.
- You know I offered to marry her?
- You did?
- He didn't want to marry me.
You also offered to sleep
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