Hamlet 2 Page #3
paralyzed with awe?
I have to go back to work.
Elisabeth Shue.
I feel so connected to you. Yes, I do.
And I thank you for
giving me back my smile.
You're welcome.
Shoo! Shoo, Shue!
Oh, God!
Doctor! Oh, my God!
Okay, gang.
This is the amount
we need to save drama.
6K, a.k.a. $6,000. How do we get it?
Piff? Bake sale.
Not enough dough, pun intended.
Yo. We could knock over a 7-Eleven.
Nice thought,
but 7-Elevens are not as
vulnerable as they used to be.
Don't ask me how I know that.
I saw it on the Discovery Channel.
I've got a little something-something.
Let's hear it.
Toasters. Man, you know,
we just move that skeet.
You know, 10 grands.
Hell, we could do that.
Hey, dumbass!
"Toaster" is street for "gun."
"Toaster" is street for "gun"?
What a colorful expression!
There he goes! The little kangaroo rat!
Hey, Noah Sapperstein.
Oh, hi!
Happy? Huh?
Happy you finally
succeeded in taking me down?
No. I think it's
terrible what's happened
to arts education in this country.
I don't know what to do.
Everything is out of control.
You want to save drama, but you've
produced nothing worth saving.
You know, it's like...
It's like my father got reincarnated
into the body of a freaking
little drama critic.
Look, all I'm saying is,
you need to inspire everyone
to come to your rescue.
You know, I was thinking of working
on a musical version of The Lake House,
you know the wonderful Sandra
Bullock, Keanu Reeves...
Play with space and time.
No? No.
There is one other thing.
It's a piece I've been working on.
I have the first act and reams
of notes in my inspiration box.
A sequel to Hamlet by Shakespeare?
Yes. Yes. Do you think it's a bad idea?
Not necessarily, no.
Sometimes an idea could be so
bad, it starts to turn good again.
But... And so, what about
funding for drama next trimester?
Forget about the money right now.
Put on a play, and make it
the best you've ever done.
Use that as a way of drawing
attention to the funding issue.
What if it sucks?
Isn't that a question every
artist must ask himself?
Yes! I am an artist, aren't I?
Thank you. You've given me the
kick in the pants I needed, kid.
Okay, well, I need to go to recess now.
You're very busy. I understand.
Oh, my God! Writing is so hard.
What is your f***ing problem, man?
Huh?
Dana? Dana? Hey, I need some money.
Hey, it's done.
What is? My original work
that's gonna save drama.
The thing I've been working on
for the last 47 billion hours.
Oh, is that what you were doing?
I thought you were just
having a nervous meltdown.
You're not far off, ladypants.
Any creative person will tell you,
to make great f***ing art.
Hamlet 2?
The deuce. Correct.
Doesn't everybody die at
the end of the first one?
I have a device.
"The time machine door opens..."
That's the device.
"...revealing Hamlet,
Gertrude, Polonius,
what appears to be group sex."
It's about my troubled
relationship with my father.
But, you're doing this at
school with the kids, right?
That's the plan, Stan.
What do you think?
I think that your
enthusiasm is remarkable.
I will take that! I will take it!
Hey, Dana.
Hello, Gary.
Hey! Guess what I've got!
Your head out of your ass?
No!
Right. Watch out! This stuff is sharp.
As in cutting edge. All righty!
Are you okay?
Yes!
You're telling me that this
And you call me a drunk?
It's true, Papa. I done saw it.
Come here, boy.
Take it easy on him,
Ray. He's sensitive.
Come closer.
Lay a hand on him, and I
will make you regret it.
You trying to take me
on, you time-travel freak?
Getting drunk and beating
up on a little boy?
That doesn't make you a
man, you piece of sh*t!
I got the mind to put
you through that wall.
Then f***ing do it, b*tch!
Oh, yeah? Do it, motherf***er, come on.
What? Bring it!
Excuse me! Excuse me,
but they're off-book,
and he's definitely not
using Shakespearean language,
and the violence is getting
a little too real for me,
thank you very much.
Okay, let's stop there.
Heywood, that was very powerful.
Yeah, that was.
It was gangster.
Wow. Where were you when I was seven?
Class, thoughts?
I thought Octavio was amazing.
I felt this electric charge!
He's so much more powerful
It's stupid to compare.
I'm just so surprised that
one of you people can act.
"One of you people"?
What does that mean?
Man, that's some
racist sh*t right there.
I heard that, man.
If you don't like this class, get out.
Or what, b*tch?
Don't you call me a
b*tch! Hey, simmer down.
I'm so sick and tired of you, Epiphany.
You're hurting me!
Don't do that to my friend!
That's it, that's it.
Let me give you a piece of my mind.
No, I'm really different.
You've got to do something, Dana.
Time out! Time out!
You've got to do something, Dana.
You want nachos or pizza?
Nacho!
I have access to the activities van.
We can go to the Fun Zone in the mall.
I'll get everyone a snack.
You want nachos or pizza?
I could go for some nachos.
Figures.
I'm not doing carbs, but maybe
they have a salad or something.
Anything is better than this.
All right, we're back on track!
And we cannot be stopped!
Yeah.
I just don't even care.
Hey, Mr. Marschz.
Hey, are you mad at me?
No, no.
I don't know.
You've barely spoken to me all day.
Is it because of my resistance
to these gang-bangers?
Hey, hey, just because they're Latinos
doesn't make them gang-bangers. Got it?
Yeah, I'm sorry. I
just love class so much.
I just don't want anything to change.
Rand, you're teacher's pet.
What more do you want?
Come on, let's go hang with the gang.
You mean Latinos.
Hey, you little thing. Come on.
Hey, guys, I'm Groucho Marx.
I say funny stuff.
Mr. Marschz, these guys are drunk.
Come on, guys. I said no drinking.
Why don't you have one with us, ese?
Maybe you'd stop being
such a pinche joto.
The truth is, Heywood, I haven't
I got the chip on my
keychain to prove it,
from an organization called AA.
Really?
Yeah. It's a slippery slope.
Beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth,
chicks with d*cks, then jail.
Hey, what would happen
if you have a drink?
My entire life would fall apart.
Okay. Who wants to go? Me.
I would love to go home.
No, no, no, no, no. You can't leave now.
We just coming together
as a class, right?
No.
Heywood, it's late and
my wife is ovulating.
Hey, we got you another mango iced tea.
Mango iced tea is my kryptonite.
It's totally.
Powerless to resist.
Okay, a few more minutes won't hurt.
Yeah, I'd drink to that.
He's about to go through
the center of the Sun.
Sir, I'm gonna need you to wake up
and show me some form of identification.
We have a 410 with a 6l4 in
the 1100 block of Ocotillo.
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