Hamlet 2 Page #5
The climax of a modernist dance.
I think when all is said and done,
you will find it quite moving.
Trust me, I won't.
We're 10 days away.
Things are in motion.
Art is happening.
Well, stop it.
You can't stop art.
You're shut down, Marx!
No, you are. You are.
me, Daddy! I hate you!
We're putting this play on, and if
you don't like it, then tough titties,
you ass-turd
monkey-f***er!
Oh, my God!
Let me see.
Oh, Shue.
How do you keep your head held
high when people keep throwing
steaming piles of crap in your face?
I know, I know.
That's why I got out of the business.
Well, f*** you, too.
I have to elevate it.
It's not broken and,
yes, I will still be able
to play any and all musical instruments.
I have to tell you something.
I'm pregnant.
Really?
Are you shitting me?
No, no.
Christ in a basket,
Dana. That's too tight.
And it will always be too tight.
I will never not hug this unborn baby!
It's like he's giving me hope.
Who?
God.
At this point, it felt to Dana
as if the air was
perfumed with possibility.
But just as Icarus flew
high on wings of wax,
oblivious to his impending doom,
so was poor, dear Dana Marschz.
Well, I'm lost.
Is blue the right color
for a controversial piece of
socio-political agit-prop theater?
I think blue makes people sad.
Yes, it does.
There's also orange.
Orange.
The color of fire.
Of ripe tangerines, of
the poet's harvest moon!
Glenn, we've done it!
Stop staring at me.
Okay, all right. Okay.
It's ridiculous. But I love it.
Okay, guys, I am pretty effing excited
to announce that the musical
accompaniment to our play
will be provided by the
Gay Men's Chorus of Tucson!
Just a steel-town girl
on a Saturday night
Looking for the fight of her life
In the real-time world
no one sees her at all
They all say she's crazy
Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart
Changing movement into light
She has danced into the danger zone
When the dancer becomes the dance
It can cut you like a knife
Hey, guys, thanks a lot for
donating your wire-work services.
When did you guys get started?
We seen them Kill Bill
movies, like, 20 times,
and we said, "Sh*t, we got some wire,
"we got some harnesses."
So we get to work in the backyard,
and next thing you know,
we're in show business.
So this is your first attempt?
Yes, sir.
Now hold on, girl.
Three, two, one.
That's cool.
Okay. So this is the Danish
castlelporno theaterltime machine.
It's fantastic.
I don't know what it means, but I
think it's the best set I've ever seen.
Yeah? Yeah.
Who said shop class was useless?
I don't know.
Wait, somebody said that?
It's a figure of speech.
Hey, M. Hey.
Hey, my buddy's meth lab burned down.
I'm sorry to hear that.
No, it's going to be some pretty
cherry footage for the play.
Well, excellent. Hey, girls.
Hey, Mr. Marschz. What?
I was thinking, what
if me and my whoadies
rolled up in low-riders
That sounds kind of dangerous.
Yeah, maybe so.
Which is why I want to do it.
We are not making safe theater.
I'm in the wrong place.
Jesus Jones! Rocker's changed the locks.
That is the first shot across
the bow, boys and girls.
Just like that wonderful
film Master and Commander,
starring the terrifyingly real
Aussie badboy, Russell Crowe.
Five more seconds.
Okay, Chuy, breaking and entering
is neither cool nor terrific.
But we got sh*t to do.
Hey, you get off school
property in the next 10 seconds
or I'm gonna have the
Tucson police department
so far up your ass you're
gonna wish you were a girl.
could possibly offend
"Principal Rocker to such a degree?
"Or is offense the offense at all?
"Truth is a nebulous commodity.
"As Roland Barthes tells us, 'Multiple
perspectives cannot ever coalesce."'
Does anybody know what this means?
Did you see this article in the paper?
We're already reading it, woman.
Not the school paper. The News Press.
I stole it from Starbucks.
street, don't you?
Don't f*** with me, homey! I'll cut you.
Oh, my God.
"Why is the school board
afraid of this man?"
That's a picture of me.
I was an extra in an
I regret it now, but
what a fun bunch of guys.
Dana Marsha?
Marschz. Yes?
Consider yourself served.
Thank you.
What a nice man. A smile costs nothing.
Oh, sh*t, this is a cease and
desist order from the school board.
What does that mean?
That means you can be arrested
for putting on this play.
Hey, hey, hey. Hey,
mister, un-serve me!
All right, mystery man.
Why have you brought us here?
Yeah.
Yeah, why?
This is Joy Junction.
You know, that positive ionic flow.
Jean-Paul, the crew, Burning
Man, the lunar cycle, yeah.
So?
Yeah, yo.
Yeah, yo.
Okay, you started to say something
and didn't finish your sentence.
You didn't? No, no, you.
No, I know you.
No, N-O, "no."
No, no, more yes. You know, less no.
Okay, I'm a little cuckoo-bananas here.
Look, they throw parties here.
The promoters are at Burning Man.
We can use the space.
Oh!
He does lighting and stuff
like that. See Vitamin J,
he acts like a huge dumbass,
but he really knows what he's doing.
Let there be light.
Ah! My eyes!
Mr. Marashka?
Who? It's Marschz. Yes.
Cricket Feldstein, American
Civil Liberties Union.
We spoke on the phone.
The ACLU.
Oh, I thought you were a
talent agent, like UTA or CAA.
But totally not disappointed.
Feldstein, I married a Jew.
It's my understanding
that there are forces
trying to stop you from
performing Hamlet 2.
You received a cease and desist order
in regards to this performance?
Yes.
I think we have a First Amendment
case on our hands, Mr. Marashka.
It's Marschz. You really think so?
Abso-f***ing-lutely.
No one is shutting down this play.
The Justice Department and
the so-called Supreme Court
can suck my balls.
What do they have to
do with this? My balls?
No, the other thing.
but I play to the death.
I pick cases that I can
Cases with controversy and headlines
sh*t flying left and right.
Mostly left. How's that sound?
Fine.
Are you on my side? Yes.
Great, let's do it! Okay then.
Do I need to sign anything?
No, don't sign anything!
I think the play's gonna be really good.
It's irrelevant.
Okay.
Goddamn gravel! The
bane of my existence!
Brights!
Oh, my God!
Shut down that piece of sh*t play.
Bruised, but not broken.
Turns out my play has
divided the community,
but I shall not be deterred.
Dana.
Hang on, I'm going to
run myself a big bath.
Dana. I have had, hands down,
the worst day ever.
Hey, there's no delicate
way of saying this except...
Except Gary and I are
together, and we're a couple,
and we're moving out now.
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