Hannah Montana: One in a Million Page #7

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- ...their class.

- (grunting)

l can always count

on the two very special ladi

to stop what they're doing

when l need them.

(screaming)

Uh, l remember when l...

when l got my first review,

they both cut it out

and sent it to me.

They sent me so many clippings,

l finally just had

to say enough already!

l'll be right back.

Jackson, l leave the room for two

minut and you turn on wrtling.

Flip back to the show.

This is the awards show.

Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.

- (Miley) You guys promised!

- (grunting)

(Miley) Now break it up!

(screaming)

Wow! Your family really

is better than cable.

(sighs) Once again,

l would just like to thank you

so much for this award.

l mean, this award.

Oh, sweet niblets.

l hope you two are happy!

- Good night, everybody! Whoo!

- (cheering)

# Whoa, whoa, ooh #

(sighs)

Miley, slow down.

l think l broke a heel.

Yeah, well, l think l broke a hip.

Will you two stop it?

You turned one of the bt nights

of my life into some...

...some kind of granny smackdown.

Oh, Miley. Sweetie, how many tim

do we have to say we're sorry?

You can say you're sorry a million

tim, but l will never forgive you.

l learned that from the bt. (sighs)

# Ooh, ooh #

- Mile?

- Great night, huh? Whoo-hoo.

Hey, listen, darlin'...

Dad, don't ask me to go out there

and forgive them, 'cause l won't.

(scoffs) l don't blame you. l think

those women dislocated my shoulder.

l wouldn't blame you

if you never spoke to them.

- Good, 'cause l'm not.

- Good for you.

Why treat them different

than they treat each other?

Where you going with this?

Well, wherever your heart

tells you l'm going.

Think about it.

l hate when he go

all fortune cookie on me.

# Whoa, whoa, whoa #

l'll put your luggage in the car.

Ow. Gee, l wonder what's wrong

with my shoulder.

Oh, that's right. l was

body-slammed into the stage door!

- Sorry about that.

- My bad, sweetie.

- Well, l gus she's not coming down.

- l don't blame her.

Hey, don't go yet.

l'm still incredibly mad at you.

- l don't blame you, sweetie.

- Me, neither.

But... that don't mean

l'll never forgive you.

Because if l don't, l lose you.

And l've seen what that looks like.

So y'all can go on hating each other,

but l'll never hate you.

l don't think the two

most important women in my life

- would want me to act that way.

- Oh.

She's a pretty remarkable girl,

isn't she?

Y, she is, and smart too.

You know, l am kind of tired

of acting this way.

So am l.

Hating burns up a lot of energy.

Thirty years worth.

What do you say we start trying

to be nice to each other again?

Well, l'd like that.

(grunts) Hello.

Squishing the pop star.

- Oh, sorry.

- l didn't say l didn't like it.

Aw. (chuckl)

# You're a true friend

# You're here till the end

# You pull me aside

when something ain't right

# Talk with me now and into the night

# No need to pretend

# You're a true friend #

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

(whooping)

# Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah #

Hey, great things are happening here

at the United People's Relief Telethon

thanks to you

and to our amazing volunteers.

Look who we have with us this hour!

Teen pop sensations, Hannah Montana...

...and Mikayla.

l wish you could feel

the love in this room.

l still hate you.

Hate mak you ugly.

Oops, too late. (chuckl)

Well, let's see how we're doing.

That is so generous.

- l have a pledge for $300, Colin.

- Outstanding!

l just got 400.

And l've got tears in my ey.

We'll be right back,

but you keep calling.

- (phone rings)

- Hey, what's up? lt's Hannah Montana.

- What would you like to give?

- Singing lsons.

Just heard your new single. Ouch!

Well, l just heard yours

and l thought it was fantastic.

Really?

Yeah, my brother ate some bad cattish,

so we played it for him

to induce vomiting.

lt was like bam! lnsta-puke!

- Has-been!

- Never was.

- Bottle blonde.

- Lip-syncher.

- Bra-stuffer.

- (gasps)

- l hate you.

- Like l care.

- (grunts)

- (man) We're back in three, two...

# Ooh #

l'll tell you what l'd like to stuff:

my knuckl up her nose.

Mil, don't let her push your buttons.

She's not worth it.

You're right.

My life is complicated enough.

The last thing l need is more drama.

Hey, Miley.

Hello, Drama.

# Come on

# You get the limo out front

# Hot styl, every shoe, every color

# Yeah, when you're famous

it can be kind of fun

# lt's really you

but no one ever discovers

# Who would have thought

that a girl like me

# Would double as a superstar

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Chill it out, take it slow

Then you rock out the show

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Mix it all together and you know

that it's the bt of both worlds #

(laughs)

# Ooh, whoa #

Jake. What a surprise.

Wow.

- Awkward!

- Anyhoo...

...why don't we, um...

- Uh... Um... (stammers)

- Go inside?

That could work.

Come in. Let's talk.

Oh, man,

he wants to get back together with me.

Don't you dare leave me alone with him.

Why would l leave my sister

when she and her ex are gonna talk

about relationships and feelings

and blabadee-blabadee-blech!

You two kids have fun.

Hi.

- You look great.

- Oh, boy.

- Listen, Miley, l, uh...

- l know, l know.

You haven't been able

to forget about me,

your life feels empty without me,

you see my face everywhere you look

and you've come back to say...

l just want to be friends.

Big blonde sack of drama say what?

l've been thinking about it, and because

things didn't work out don't mean

we can't still be

in each other's liv.

So... you're not into me at all?

Not even a little?

lt's only been a couple of months.

What are you, made of stone?

Miley, if this is too hard

for you l can...

Me? Oh. (scoffs) Are you kidding?

l was worried about you.

l mean, this is so great.

- l... l would love to be friends.

- (sighs)

Oh, yeah. This is... This is great.

Great? lt's perfect.

- (laughs) Yeah!

- You think this is funny?

Yeah. Hence the laughter.

Dude, get over it. lt's only two days.

l wish. The plumber said our water's

gonna be out for at least a week.

- What am l gonna do?

- Grow up. Release your inner man stink.

Easy for you to say.

l'll bet you guys free hotdogs

for a month that you guys can't go

without showering or changing cloth

until they turn my water back on.

- (stammers) Free...

- ...hot dogs? Oh!

You are so on! lt's gonna be like

taking candy from a stanky baby.

Now, wait. Wait.

lf we lose, what do you get?

The satisfaction of looking at you guys

and saying... (cackling)

(coughing)

Did l mention

l haven't brushed my teeth either?

Yeah, we kind of figured that out.

- l think l got some in my mouth.

- Oh, gross. Oh, gross.

And we're back on Wake Up, lt's Wendy,

with former zombie slayer

and current teen screen sensation,

Jake Ryan.

(cheering)

That's right. lsn't he just yummy?

lsn't he, isn't he? He is.

So, Jake, you're back in town.

You're here to shoot scen

from your new movie,

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