Heartbreakers Page #3
We go with Tensy.
Stupid jerk!
He doesn't look so bad-
in this light.
Yeah, his liver spots
are positively glowing.
All right, let's run
through it one more time.
I know what to do.
Got a light?
Yeah.
Your trash is on fire.
Holy sh*t!
Set.
Good. Now stay by the phone.
Timing on this is crucial.
Duh!
Always treating me like a child.
Child!
Excuse me, sir,
but smoking is not permitted.
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Nazi.
Oh!
Pardon me.
Is no crime.
OK, Dr. Davis, let's see
where you're going tonight.
Good start, Page.
Crap!
Davis residence.
Yeah, Arnold Davis, please.
I'm sorry, he's just left.
Oh, no. This is-
He left me a message.
I'm supposed
to meet him tonight-
I can't read
my maid's handwriting-
Who is this?
This is-
Stupid cell phone.
Mrs. Whiler?
Right. Right.
This is Mrs. Whiler.
I believe he said the Glades.
Right. And that's on?
I think it's on
the far end of Ocean.
Great. Cutting out. Thank-
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
Wow. I've never heard
that one before.
You really blow me away
with your creativity.
- Well, I-
- Well, I...
Your recovery is even better.
Do you even care
at all who I am?
I mean, I could be
the Antichrist or have...
the intelligence of a thermos,
but unfortunately...
those are not the matters
the male penis ponders.
So, please, tell me...
why did you walk
all the way over here...
to ask to get me a drink?
Well, because I'm the bartender.
Oh.
Martini, very dry.
Sure.
Our next item is
an exquisite piece...
from the Kerner estate...
a stunning work
by Feodor Tergeniev...
entitled Form in Repose.
I'm looking for
an opening bid of 130, 000.
Very good. I have 130.
Do I hear 140?
Thank you.
Do I hear 150?
150, 000.
I am offer 170.
Was that 175, sir?
I'll take that.
175, 000.
I have 180.
Do I hear 190?
Do I hear 190?
I really must hear a number
or see a paddle, sir.
I think he-
Yes, ma'am,
I have your bid.
It's to you
at $180, 000.
Going once...
twice...
sold-
to the persistent
woman on my right.
Thanks.
You did good.
Bye.
Uh, that's $3.50.
I'll flip you for it.
Call it.
- No, we don't really-
- Call it!
Tails.
Heads. Oh, too bad.
Thanks.
Well, Jack, looks like
she got a free drink...
and one of your balls.
Nah, I just think she's
nervous being on her own.
Oh, yeah.
She's a delicate flower.
Oh, wait!
I think I see crack.
- That's just his butt, lady.
- Let me see.
Hmm.
Hmm. Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Ooh.
Looks good.
From where I'm standing...
hmm.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh!
What, what?
What is the matter?
My-my beautiful man.
He ruined.
Ruined!
I'm sure we can have
this expertly repaired.
No. Man thing off,
deal off.
What good is to me now?
He has no "pipiska."
Mother, did you have any
trouble finding the place?
This is beyond civilization.
It was impossible
to find.
Son of a b*tch!
Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Oh!
I'm so sorry.
Get away from him!
Get away!
I told you it was dangerous to
come to these low-class bars.
It stings, Mama.
It stings so bad.
Oh, mother will help you.
The retina is detached.
I know it! Ow!
Are you OK now?
Yes. You idi-
"Idi" what?
Yeah.
Subject is en route.
He'll pass the checkpoint
in 10 minutes.
Everything set?
Yeah. Of course.
What's wrong, Page?
Mother can tell
something's wrong.
Mother knows nothing.
I'm following
right behind him...
so be sure
to remove the spikes.
And he mustn't see you.
He must think no one else
is around so we can bond.
I know, I know.
You're driving me crazy.
Well, you're driving me crazy.
Well, that answers
the question of whether...
you're already
in a relationship.
Since you can't seem
to read my subtle signals...
I'll help you out.
Piss off!
Everyone is a little
irritable after they choke.
Two headlights.
That's not him. Crap.
That was wrong
on so many levels.
- You!
- What happened?
What are you doing here?
- I followed you.
- More like stalked me.
Listen, mouth breather,
I am fully capable...
and really in the mood
to kick the sh*t out of...
your psychotic, skulking ass.
Does this look familiar?
Might be mine.
Well, if you're not sure...
Thanks! Now go.
Look, my car doesn't drive
so good with a tree in it.
What a baby!
It's a flat. I'll fix it.
Wait, first we better go clear
that stuff out of the road.
Another car could-
No! I'll do it.
Just get the spare.
Now!
Look, I'm willing to explore...
the whole being
dominated thing, OK?
But let's just take it slow.
- Uh-oh!
- Watch out!
Oh!
Oh!
What did you push me for?
I saved you, you moron.
That can't be good.
Oh, wait, wait!
I'm hurt.
No, you're not.
Nothing could hurt you.
Are you calling me a liar?
All right,
where are you hurt, then?
My ankle.
See?
What the hell?
Perfect.
Oh!
No!
Jeez, they're really
piling up... up there.
My ankle.
Your ankle is fine.
I'm going.
Are you mixing medications?
You're ruining the magic, idiot.
I'm much sorry.
Must be glass in road.
Ah, the statue stealer.
Why is it whenever I see you...
things seem to be
going into the crapper?
You have head injury.
I rush you to hospital.
No, no, no.
I don't. No. No.
The police will
be along shortly...
and they'll sort this out.
Ooh!
See?
Delayed shooting head pains.
Come. To hospital we go.
What about your car?
You have flat tires.
Oh, is nothing.
Ooh.
What the hell are you doing?
Get off me!
What?
- You were the one who...
- I got to go.
How do I look?
If I were a guy, I'd do you.
You're sweet.
I'm going back to the hospital
to see if I can fix...
the mess you made last night.
With that on,
he'll forgive anything.
He better...
for your sake.
Be nice or I won't tell you
which eye looks bigger.
Which?
- Are you going to be nice?
- I'm always nice.
The left.
Here, use my eyeliner.
Sh*t.
I want my purse, jerk-off.
That's not very friendly.
Now, I want you
to go back out...
and this time,
when you kick the door open...
say something nice.
You stole my purse, dipshit...
and you stole it so I'd have to
see your ugly-ass face again.
No, you forgot your purse
for the second time...
because you were in such
- in the middle of nowhere.
- Look, just give it to me.
my heel up your ass?
Who told you I'm into that?
Pretty rough on
the boss, weren't you?
You know, he's not
really into ass play.
That's just, like,
his sense of humor.
He owns this place?
Yeah, his dad left it to him.
Of course, all these
development creeps...
are trying to give him,
like, 3 mil for the place.
Whole world's going to be
Gaps and Starbucks, right?
He's loaded.
Good, Page.
Greetings.
Oh, it's you.
Doctors don't want me to smoke.
It's ridiculous.
They depend on cigarettes.
A perfect scapegoat
for their incompetence.
I assume you're here
about the insurance.
My attorneys will
take care of it.
That won't be necessary.
I have no want to sue you.
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