Heartbreakers Page #4
Sue me?
My people will tear you a new...
I am only come
to see how you feel...
my poor, poor, Babushka.
That's very nice of you, Mrs...
Miss.
Just call me...
Ulga.
- Ulga?
- Mmm.
Well, that's lovely, Ulga.
Yes?
I am Ulga Yevanova.
I am here to...
Yes. We've been expecting you.
I am Miss Madress.
I run this household.
Oh, good for you.
I will announce you.
We have a b*tch alert.
Come on, bartender.
It's your night off.
Do something fun.
Good boy.
I love it here.
It's the only
bloody place left...
that doesn't make you feel
like a serial killer...
for having a damn smoke.
Yes, is lovely.
I'll be your waiter
tonight-Vladimir.
Allow me to tell you
tonight's specials.
No need for English
tonight, Vlad.
We have one of
Oh, wonderful.
So, tonight we have...
Da.
Da. Da.
Excellent choice.
The steak tartare.
Oh, I love a woman
who eats raw meat.
That's real nice!
You're not just going
to stand there.
Help me.
Please.
Isn't that the shoe you
wanted to jam up my ass?
No, that was the 6-inch heel.
Now come on.
What are you doing here?
Uh...working.
Working?
You some kind of wilderness
female mud wrestler?
I am an environmentalist
studying the effect...
of waste run of from
the neighboring wetlands.
Oh, well...
you environmentalists
really dress hot.
Yeah, well...
there's no law that says
you can't look good...
while you're saving stuff.
So, why are you following me?
- I'm not following you!
- Then what are you doing here?
Come on, I'll show you.
You're not out here burying
high-school kids, are you?
Well, they egged my car.
What do you do?
Spy on people humping in boats?
That's so perverted.
I photograph stars.
Look, just because
they're famous...
doesn't mean they don't deserve
their privacy, too.
Who you got?
The stars up there.
You sneak all the way out here
No, I come here to get away
from the lights of the city...
so I can see
the space and sh*t.
- Why?
- Take a look.
Jesus.
That's the Crab Nebula.
That is the exact color
of a sapphire ring I wanted.
OK.
And this...
is the great
globular cluster in Hercules.
I don't think
I want to see that.
Wow.
Good cluster.
And I think you can also see
the Corona Borealis, too.
Wait, wait, I'm not done
with the globular thing.
OK...
It is surely one of
the most sensual acts.
Is such joy to hear
I deeply appreciate
what you say, and...
what you don't say.
Oh, William,
so much loudness.
Can we not go somewhere
I can relate to you...
orally.
All right.
Who will favor us
with next song?
We have a fellow
country woman here.
No, I am so...
Please, I am so not musical.
- Please, uh...
- How about "Karabuschka?"
I know there isn't
a Russian alive...
who doesn't know "Karabuschka!"
Karabuschka
Da, da, da
Moscow
Leningrad
Minsk...
Oh, you know,
I am just fooling.
I am so full
of good humor.
Flew in from
Miami Beach B.O.A.C.
Didn't get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag
was on my knee
Man, I had a dread ful flight
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know
how lucky you are, boy
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Been away so long
I hardly knew the place
Gee, it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow
to unpack my case
Honey, disconnect the phone
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know
how lucky you are, boy
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Look, there's another one.
Oh, there's two at once.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
God, I never knew you could
have this much fun for free.
Well, it's not completely free.
So, are you ready
to tell me the truth?
What?
Tell me why
you're here, really.
I told you,
I'm an environmentalist...
student at
the University of Miami.
What? You don't believe me?
Well, I'd like to, but...
What about my butt?
- Ooh, I got to go.
- Again?
- Yeah, I have work to do.
- It's 11:
00 at night.I know, but I have to write
an environmental impact report.
Will it mention me?
- Wait! What's your name?
- Uh, Jane.
Will I see you again?
Try wishing on a star.
Is that 5 people?
Keys are in it.
Hey, Mom.
How did it go?
Perfect.
His infatuation
is right on schedule.
You know, you're home now.
You can stop
with the accent.
- What's that?
- What's what?
- Mud?
- I gave myself a facial...
I think I'll to take a nice
long shower and go to bed.
Good night.
Smoking is part of
the fun of being a kid.
We just did some tests
on some 9-year-olds.
After a little puking...
why, you couldn't drag them
away from the stuff.
You're only young once.
Why not indulge, I always say.
Oh, darling, what matter?
Head pain back again?
No, no, it's all right.
- I have a gift for you.
- A gift?
A gift! Oh!
Oh, a personal fire device.
I'm not insisting
you take up smoking...
but I thought it would
give you some incentive.
There is nothing sexier
than smoke billowing proudly...
out of a woman's hot,
red, engorged nostrils.
Still a little sleepy, my dear?
Oh, no, no, it was
another wonderful night.
I think that I deserve
a big kiss for that big gift.
Oh, yes.
Is no getting
around that.
Oh, oh, no.
We mustn't.
God is everywhere.
Yes, he is, isn't he?
Nosy bastard.
I'll have Miss Madress
get your purse.
Is he that repulsive to you?
No. Is Russian
expression of happiness.
Ptui, ptui,
oh, I am so happy.
Save it.
I'm on to you.
You're attracted to me?
Oh, flattering,
but I no do females.
I've been with him for 7 years.
I've seen him with many women.
I've never worried.
Passing amusements.
But you, oh, you're good, baby.
I no understand.
What is you want?
I is want your ex-commie ass
out of his life.
I didn't put up
with his crap for years...
just to be squeezed out
right before he kicks.
I've put in the time,
and I expect a big payoff.
Oh, you must believe,
I have true feelings for him.
Oh, spare me
your Bolshevik bullshit.
Either you disappear...
or I tell him exactly
what I saw.
Your dark honesty
is refreshing...
but please, I beg you...
Leave me one more night
to bow out gracefully.
I have something for you.
I know it's not the sapphire
you wanted, but...
It sure isn't.
It's a meteor fragment.
Like the ones
we were watching?
That's been to the far reaches
ever pulled that off.
You don't do anything
like normal people, do you?
Some things.
Kitchen's through there.
Master bedroom's upstairs.
Her room is down the hall.
You have 7 minutes.
Here you go.
The thing that's screwing us...
is all this secondhand
smoke nonsense.
They've convicted
the tobacco companies...
without a shred of evidence.
Hmm...is oddness.
What?
Costly lighter gift
you gave is missing.
Oh, you must have
left it somewhere.
Never. I cherish too much.
Perhaps...
No.
Is inconceivablish.
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