Heartbreakers Page #5
What is inconceivablish?
Well, your housekeep
did much admire...
and when she give me purse
to leave yesterday, was open.
Sir, I swear to you...
a hairpin from this household.
Is this not clothing
you wear yesterday...
when you see me out?
Hello.
She set me up.
into my pocket any time.
You doubt me?
Oh, William.
Oh, how you can sleep
on so lumpy a...
My wife's old jewelry.
Why you are stealing from
loyal, kind employer man?
No! It's her.
Can't you see?
You b*tch!
My cigarettes?
I feel like vomiting.
Oh, please, Mr. Tensy.
I have been a dedicated
for over 7 years.
Look into my eyes.
You must believe in my complete
and total innocence.
If it's at all possible...
could you slap her around
a little bit?
That's very good, Darling.
You're doing better.
Come on, let's hear
a little pain.
I've set you up with
an interview...
for Tensy's housekeeper
position tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
That's Saturday.
Well, there are no weekends
in conning, dear.
I'll go the first thing Monday.
No, you'll go tomorrow.
We can't take the chance of
someone else getting that job.
You have to start
getting close to him now.
My god, he's days away
from popping the question.
No way.
You couldn't have gotten
him that far this fast.
Have you really
learned so little?
One month flat.
That's a new record.
Mom's still got it.
Jack, I'm still
coming to the game.
I just may be a little late,
that's all.
Well, hey, I'm sure
the van can wait...
for, like, 5 minutes.
Look, I-I'll probably
make it on time anyway.
I gotta go.
Bye.
Sorry I'm running late,
Miss Breckenhall, but...
I've been losing consciousness
more frequently lately.
Allergy season, I think.
Well, it's no problem at all...
But please, call me Allison.
Oh, well...
Allison, I-
I just have a few
questions to ask you.
Do you smoke, Allison?
- No.
- No.
Well, uh...
we gotta go!
She said she'd be
a little late.
20 minutes
is not a little.
We've entered
stood-up territory.
Then I worked for
the English Ambassador...
to Turkey for 41/2 years,
until they shot him.
Oh, they shot him?
But I kept cleaning...
right up until they
burned the embassy down.
Well, that was very loyal.
So, when should I start?
If you could just...
fill out
this application form...
then I can, uh...
verify your employment.
Oh, certainly.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Oh...
I'll get towel.
Y- You seem very dedicated
to your work, Allison.
Something inside me-
this need to please my employer
in any way possible.
Here is towel.
And I find other
employment form.
Oh, well...
I- I don't think
that'll be necessary.
Allison seems...
more than qualified.
Hmm, it's still wet.
Not bad, huh?
Oh, what?
It's just a little hacky...
to go right for
the member massage.
What are you doing
the rest of today?
Oh, um, I don't know.
Beach, nap, nothing.
See ya.
Sh*t!
Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!
You really are
a delicate flower.
Jack!
You missed the game.
Why didn't you go?
I don't know.
My friends have
this theory that...
I'm in love with you.
Hello, Daughter.
What are you doing here?
I thought you'd be
out with Tensy.
Sometimes people aren't where
they say they're going to be.
Oh, well, I got bored
hanging around here...
so I took myself out for a walk.
Bullshit.
I saw you with your boy friend.
You spied on me?
So, this is why you've been
being so nice to me.
I have not been nice to you.
You betray me
for some bartender.
That bartender
happens to own the bar...
and has a firm offer
to sell for 3 million.
You're not ready, Page.
Yeah, so not ready
that I already got him...
to say he loves me.
I mean you're not
ready to con a guy...
without falling
in love yourself.
Give me a break.
I am in complete control.
I saw the kiss.
Your eyes were closed.
That was the sun.
Last time the sun
got in my eyes...
I wound up
with a daughter.
Yeah, and that's just
about the worst thing...
that ever happened
to you, isn't it?
I'm a pro, Mother,
and I'll prove it.
There, nothing...
but the best from you.
Well, give me a chance
to make it even better.
Crap!
- What's wrong?
- I got ta go.
- Why?
- Because I'm no good for you.
I'll be the judge
of that.
No, I just-
you have to trust me.
I am not a good person.
No, you are good.
You may not know it,
but I do.
You come on tough,
but it's all just an act.
I mean, you
don't even believe...
in sleeping together
before marriage.
You're like a Brady
or an Osmond or something.
Look, you don't get it, OK?
I haven't been
completely honest with you.
Look, I know you're not
really an environmentalist.
Who cares?
I love you
and I want to be with you.
I got ta go.
You win.
I drop the con.
- It's for the best, Dear.
- Shut up, Mother.
Barbara!
You are a lifesaver.
To pull that job off
on such short notice-
I was taught by the best.
I had a blast.
I've been out of
the game for so long...
I've forgotten how much
fun it could be-
even though we were
conning your own daughter...
who I haven't seen
since she was what, 4?
But we weren't conning her.
We were protecting her.
She wanted to run
off on her own...
and this was the only
way to stop her.
You know, you won't be
able to stop her forever.
I know that.
You know, Page is an amazing,
brilliant, talented girl.
But she's still green.
When she's ready...
I'll be the first
one to tell her.
And you're sure
she's not ready now?
I just caught her
kissing some loser...
with her eyes closed.
Really?
I'll get this.
Classy.
Sweetie, I'm home.
Sounds like a good day.
Yeah, it was fantastic.
Yech, what is Tensy...
Like, the largest
producer of phlegm...
on the East Coast?
I just officially quit smoking.
Well, the good news
keeps on coming.
Hey, I got a killer
dress for tonight.
That, plus the official
letter cannot fail.
- You want to see?
- No. I'm going out for a walk.
Ok, well, uh...
I'm already late.
Jane, Jane!
Don't hang up!
You gotta give up
on that girl, man.
Yeah, there's something
weird about her.
Yeah, but that's what I liked.
Me, too.
What are you doing here?
I was coming to you.
Let me in.
I have a surprise.
Uh, moment.
I'm, uh...naked.
I don't see a problem there.
Here I come!
- Oh, my.
- Completely restored.
Only 7,000 for a new willy.
It's so nice.
But, uh...
William, you know
how the Lord feels...
about having men in hotel room.
even a man who has ordered...
champagne and oysters
from room service?
It's OK. I didn't
charge it to your room.
Why on earth not?
Oh, let us leave at that.
Make pain less.
Good-bye forever.
No, no. What is
this all about?
"We regret to in form you
that your application...
"for permanent residence
has been denied.
"you must leave the country
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