Heavyweights Page #3
- Year:
- 2006
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Yeah, have a look.
Body!
- Body!
- Body!
"Buddy." Heh heh.
You're obviously
a very powerful man, Lars.
Would you excuse me?
Yes, but with much difficulty!
Buddy!
All right, Gerry, it's your bat.
Nicholas, you know what to do.
Is this kind of like cricket?
It's not kind of like cricket.
It is cricket.
Just with a different name.
MVPers are almost here.
Are the boys ready?
Yeah. Tony, I really need
to talk to you about this.
Our kids will get
Why don't we hold off on this?
Thank you for telling me
how to run my camp.
That I bought.
This won't help those kids
get any better at sports!
We're not teaching them
about sports!
We're teaching them about life!
Life.
Look!
Come on, let's go!
Let's do it!
Go, go, go!
I'm not so good at sports.
Oh, yeah,
and I'm Deion Sanders.
We're dead, guys.
All right, I want to see
some hustle out there!
- Hey, Chris.
- Pat, how you doing?
See you got a promotion.
Yeah. Listen, Chris,
over the years...
you guys have whooped us
pretty good.
on my guys this year?
- You know what I mean.
- No, I don't.
MVP campers
are trained to compete...
at the highest level
at all times.
We wouldn't
want to confuse them.
Looking good, Pat.
All right,
let's work it around!
Come on, men!
Let's hit the field
and let the fates decide.
There we go--
good plan, all right!
There you go!
Eye of the tiger!
Did you eat your
Wheaties today, Phillip?
I hope to God
you ate your Wheaties.
Simms, way to hustle.
Like a rocket--
there you go.
Pat Finley, please report...
to the men's toilet
immediately.
Bring a mop
and a plunger...now!
All right,
who's up first? Let's go!
Ohh, my arm!
Oh, my knee!
Ohh, my--
# Even the best gets beat
sometimes, baby #
Come on, lardo!
Tim, take me out, please!
# You got to hang tough #
- Ohh!
- Out!
# You got to hang tough #
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Beautiful!
Can I go to the nurse?
Yeah, OK, Phillip.
Just wait till
someone comes back, OK?
Ow, my arm.
Cody, what on earth
is going on out there?
We're Perkisizing.
Strike!
Hey, batter, batter, batter.
# Even the experts miss
sometimes #
Strike!
Strike three!
Strike!
Nice swing,
you fat towboat. Ha!
Is that all you've got?
Uhh!
That's foul!
Doh!
All right, next batter.
Let's go, son.
- Uhh!
- Look out!
- Ow!
- Sorry!
You can do it.
Keep your eyes on the bat...
put it in the pocket...
swing harder...
I have no idea
what I'm saying.
Ohh!
You OK?
There goes your perfect game.
Come on!
Calm down.
Let's go!
Take your base, you big baby!
You're holding up the game!
# You got to hang tough #
He ain't hurt.
Suck it up, Gerry!
Aww, look,
the poor baby's gonna cry.
Don't blubber, chubber!
Ha ha.
Uhh!
Don't mess with us.
No, man, that's my bed!
I don't enjoy
this part of the job.
But it's vital to the success
of the Perkis system...
that we remove all temptation...
Ohh!
...from your lives. Here.
Dispose of that, Lars.
What?
I'm still your friend.
Come on, give me a hug.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Come on.
Tony believes in you.
Looks like my man's packing.
Drop back, son.
Oh, Tony.
Sir!
I was a Chipmunk last year.
Look.
Dawson,
what are you doing, man?
Well, well, well,
what have we here?
Who would like to own up
to this treasure trove?
Whose wonderful candies
are these?
Oh, look. A deli meat.
You...come here.
Yes, you. Come here.
Don't be frightened.
Just come here.
- I.D. cards.
- Yes, Tony.
Let's see.
"Garner, Gerald.
141 pounds. Age 11."
You didn't have anything
to do with this, did you?
Well...
But I bet you might be able
to tell me who did?
Anyone who brings candy
into this camp...
is not your friend.
He is a destroyer.
Do you understand that,
Gerald Garner?
Do you?
I'm sure your father...
Maury Garner,
wouldn't want to hear...
that his son is a destroyer,
would he?
I don't think so.
Enough. All right.
I'll tell you
whose candy it is.
- Don't do it, Josh!
- Shh! Let the man speak.
The candy belongs
to Seymour Butts.
Seymour Butts?
Who's Seymour Butts?
Who's Seymour Butts?!
Nobody's seen more butts
than you, Uncle Tony!
to mess with.
Ooh.
I didn't know
I was messing with a man!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
We have a comedian!
Hey, I like comedians.
Perhaps I can book you
on a tour.
You the man, Josh!
Good morning, campers.
Joshua Birnbaum
is no longer with us.
His bed is now available.
Josh is all right,
isn't he?
Man, I hope so...
wherever he is.
Sam, did you hear about Josh?
Sorry to hear about
Hey, Gerry. I found out
I heard that
they kicked him out...
and his parents were so mad,
they wouldn't let him come home.
They left him at a bus stop
all alone at midnight.
Well, he's dead.
and he's locked up in
a juvenile delinquent center.
Now he's living
in the park in New York...
with a guy who has no legs.
No way.
I'm just telling you
what I heard.
Dear Grandma...
someone once said
"War is hell."
They've never been
to fat camp.
I knew
the food would be bad...
but even worse...
today he killed the Blob.
As for the go-karts...
may they rest in pieces.
I'm writing you...
because nobody else
seemed to care.
I did not send you
to go-kart camp.
Attention, campers...
lunch has been canceled today
due to lack of hustle.
Deal with it.
Tony Perkis
tries to lead by example.
This is the eighteenth level
of the Perkis system.
You'll all be doing this
by Labor Day!
All right, do it to it, Lars!
It's my honor, Tony!
- Ohh!
- Crazy!
But we're afraid to follow.
I know each and every one of you
because I was you.
Once a day, the kids
and make fun of us.
You stink! You stink!
You stink!
Good one!
At night,
they vandalize our camp.
At least Josh got out...
where there's food.
We have to resort
to more desperate measures.
Let's get 'em!
I want meat!
I'll save something for you!
Tony's arranged a dance
with the girls' camp...
so he can humiliate us
into losing weight.
Pray for me, Grandma.
Love, Gerry.
# S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y
night #
# S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y,
night #
# Gonna keep on dancin'
to the rock 'n' roll #
# Dancin' to the rhythm
in our heart and soul #
# On Saturday night... #
Let's just get out of here.
We can't, man.
They're guarding the door.
# I--I--I--I got a date #
Rock 'n' roll.
# At the good old
rock 'n' roll road show #
Sugar-free punch.
This bites.
How much more
Why don't those guys
just lose weight?
Why don't you show them
- Shut up.
- You shut up.
You guys, stop it.
Team Jerkis strikes again, huh?
Do you think he could've
possibly planned...
for it to be this bad?
Yes.
I have some friends
in Child Welfare.
Tony must be doing something
illegal around here.
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