Heavyweights Page #4

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Maybe I should give them a call.

- Great.

- This really bites!

Would you like to have

some of this...punch?

Yeah, thanks.

# I believe in miracles #

Did you catch Lars's outfit?

# Since you came along #

# You sexy thing #

Yo, check this out.

Jeez, she's coming over!

I think she's looking at me.

Do you know

where the bathroom is?

Ouch.

That was brutal.

They're young, you know?

Still afraid of girls.

Poor guys.

So, do you want to dance?

Um, uh...

No, I have

a bad...sprained...

Excuse me. Tim?

# You sexy thing #

OK.

This is really boring.

This has got to end.

# Oh-oh-oh, yeah #

Excuse me, guys.

# I'm just a love machine #

# And I won't work

for nobody but you #

# Yeah, baby #

# I'm just a love machine #

Tim's blown a microchip!

Tim! Tim!

What are you doing?

Saving the dance. Come on.

The girls will see

how much fun we're having...

and then everyone will join in!

That's weird, Tim.

Maybe it is,

Reverend No-Fun...

but I am saving the dance.

Stand back and watch the magic!

Whoo!

# I-I-I'm just

a love machine #

# And I won't work

for nobody but you #

# Ohh, yeah #

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Get down to the funk!

Don't you see how much fun

we're having?

Join in!

It'll be contagious!

It's called boogie fever!

- Whoo!

- That's it!

Nicholas, dance with me.

Oh, yes!

Shake a leg!

Let's go!

# And I won't work

for nobody but you #

Maybe we should go out there.

It's just dancing.

OK. I guess

I can stand this song.

# Yeah, baby #

# A huggin' kissin' fiend #

Yes.

Yes!

Excuse me.

May I have the pleasure

of this dance?

Yes, you may.

# That you have got to use #

# If you look into my file #

# I am sure

you can find out how #

# To turn me on,

just set my dial #

# And let me love you

for a little while #

# Ooh-ooh, I-I-I'm just

a love machine #

# And I won't work

for nobody but you #

# Ooh, yeah #

# I'm just a love machine #

# Yeah, baby #

# A huggin' kissin' fiend #

# La la-la-la-la #

# La-la-la-la #

# La-la #

# Ooh-ooh-ooh #

# La la-la-la-la #

# La-la-la-la #

All right, dance is over!

Everybody go home!

Thank you for coming,

ladies.

You ruin everything!

Buses are waiting

over there.

Thank you.

I appreciate your efforts.

I know this hasn't been easy.

He was nice, too.

Put the fruit trays away.

The insects will be out soon.

Hey.

How about a ride out of here?

Did this place

always stink this much?

No, Gerry.

This place used to stink

very little.

In fact...

it didn't stink at all.

Well, it does now.

I thought at least I'd be able

to ride the go-karts.

I've never ridden one.

You really like them?

I'm so slow.

It would've been cool

to go fast.

Really fly, you know?

I thought I'd be good at it.

Really?

That's interesting.

Think you'd be able to handle

those hairpin turns?

- Yeah.

- Oh, yeah?

Think you'd be able to handle

That powerful engine?

Let's see what you got, Garner.

Come on!

Whoo!

Lean into it!

That's right!

So, how did you learn

how to drive go-karts?

Mowed a lot of lawns, Gerry!

Avoid the obstacles!

Excellent! Sharp turn!

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

Come on, faster!

Faster, faster, yeah.

No problem.

How are you

on your jumps, huh?

- These things jump?

- They fly, buddy!

Watch out for that oil slick!

Aaah!

Aah! Aaaah!

That was fun.

Let's do it again.

- OK.

- Yes!

As soon as I catch my breath.

Maybe next summer.

Come on, Pat.

Josh?

Josh? It's Josh.

- Josh is back!

- Josh!

Josh!

- Man, good to see you!

- I knew you were OK!

Josh, what's wrong?

What'd they do to you?

Josh...speak to me.

Were you in jail?

The nut house?

Josh, it's me--Gerry.

Gerry. Pbbbbt.

Heh heh. Funny, Josh.

What happened, man?

Talk to us.

Josh was bad.

What's he mean?

Oh, man. Oh, jeez.

Josh now good.

Good? What do you mean?

Must be...

good to see my big ass again!

I liked you better

with the lobotomy.

What really happened, man?

Perkis sent me home

without a refund.

However, my dad's a lawyer.

He threatened to sue

and Perkis caved...

like the Buffalo Bills

in the Super Bowl.

Hey, Josh, how long

have you been shaving?

A couple of years.

What was it like on the outside?

It was incredible.

First, I went to the Sizzler!

Got that all-you-can-eat meal.

I closed the place.

How are we fixed

for supplies on this end?

Perkis wiped us out.

There isn't a Gummi Bear

left in this entire camp.

Whew. I am doggin' it

this morning.

Ahh. Come on, T.

Now let's do it up.

Whew!

Start me up.

Come on.

Hurry up, guys.

We don't have all day.

Lift those legs.

Looks pretty sturdy, guys.

- Hurry up, man.

- I'm trying.

Roy, you're up first.

Give it a shot.

Simms,

you're my lookout man.

Give me a boost. Up, up.

Uhh!

Aah!

All right.

Gerry, check this room out.

Roy, Nicholas,

you guys come with me...

and be quiet about it.

That candy's gotta be

in here somewhere.

I'll find the candy.

Where's the sweets?

- Over here.

- What do you got?

Come on, you devil log!

Uhh!

Oh!

- Hurry up.

- All right, all right.

"Perkisize with Tony"?

That's me!

I'm skinny.

- Come on, Josh!

- I'm trying!

If you can't get it,

we need to leave.

Yeah!

Uhh!

Thanks, Captain.

I'm doggin' it, Pat!

Letters?

You guys,

these are our letters home.

No way. This guy is sick!

This is the letter

I wrote my grandma!

Oh!

Pack it up, guys.

Let's move!

Oh, no. We're dead!

He's coming! He's coming!

He's coming!

Roy, the picture!

Josh, the drawers!

Put the whites away, Gerry.

Help me!

- Whites right here.

- Just throw it in!

Oooooo-ahhhh!

Wait a sec!

Where's Nicholas?

You guys go. I'll get him.

Let's move it, Roy.

Nickie! Nicholas!

Mmm!

What are you doing?

He's coming!

Get down.

Gerry, come on!

- Oh, my. I didn't mean to.

- Just go!

Uhh!

Oh!

Uhh!

Scatter!

Coast clear?

- That was close.

- Clear!

- Whoo!

- We did it.

You really showed

some guts out there, Cappy.

One of those fish and chips

farts there, Nickie?

I extend my deepest apologies--

Wait! Wrapper.

- What?

- Food wrapper.

Come on!

Who's in there?

What have you got?

Nothing! No one!

Just go away!

Where'd you get that?!

I found it?

You found it.

Come here, you little punk!

- Tell us!

- Yeah, tell us!

All right!

OK! I'll tell you!

You gotta keep it a secret.

# I know a guy

who's tough but sweet #

# He's so fine,

he can't be beat #

# He's got everything

that I desire #

# Sets the summer sun

on fire #

# I want candy #

# Go to see him

when the sun goes down #

# Ain't no finer boy

in town #

# I want candy #

# I want candy #

# Hey! #

OK, everyone.

Here we go.

Hey, I'm not rolling yet.

Are you rolling now, Kenneth?

- Speed.

- Does that mean rolling?

Yes, it does.

OK, everyone.

Clap your hands!

We've reached the midpoint

of our great experiment.

Parents' Day

is just around the corner...

and I think they're gonna be

very, very pleased.

Remember to wear

your name tags.

I don't think

they'll recognize you.

Now it's time to see...

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