Heavyweights Page #6

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Ow! Ooh! Hamstring!

Well, congratulations.

You've just joined

the 76% of Americans...

who forget to stretch

before physical activity.

Aah!

Let me see.

Ohh...

Uhh. Uhh.

Gentlemen...

we've reached

the point of no return.

Yeah!

The only problem is,

Kenny wants a lot of money.

How much?

Much more than

they pay camp counselors.

Great. Why don't

we have a bake sale?

What are you doing back

already?

Where's the other guys?

You OK?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

Good. We're still working on

a plan to get rid of Tony.

Wait till

you hear what we got.

That's great, guys...

but we came up

with a plan of our own.

That is so cute.

Whatever. Come with me.

I have got a bad feeling.

Just try to stay open-minded.

- Password, please?

- Yankee doodles.

Oh, good God.

Ooh! Uhh!

This is unbelievable.

So, what was your plan?

What do you think

you're doing?

Taking over the camp.

- Oh, good God!

- This is insane!

This is great.

Pat, you know what?

He snapped.

He was swinging

from a branch.

He was going to make us

climb a mountain.

Guys, you can't kidnap

the owner of a camp.

They give people

the chair for this.

It was self-defense.

You got to believe us.

I believe you.

This ends right now.

Get out of my way, Simms.

Yankee doodles.

Tony, I'm so sorry.

I'll untie you right away.

Uhh! Thank you.

When this is all over,

I'm going to deliver...

one well-placed kick

to your groin...

that'll stop you from

ever having children...

you worthless piece of--

Are these ropes tight enough?

We can get more.

I was going to help you out,

but now...

I have to take you down.

- All right!

- Yeah! Go!

I always wanted

to say that to somebody.

Guys, it looks like

we have to play this out.

I think there might be

a way out of this...

but if we're going

to succeed...

we have to stick together

and work as a team.

Uhh!

I'll see you all in hell!

Oh!

With all the bears

in these woods, Lars...

I doubt that you'll be

seeing much of anything.

- Bears love honey.

- Honey?

Chipmunks, move out.

Lars, have a nice summer.

- I didn't mean it.

- Heh heh heh!

I'm sorry. I...

Ow!

Aah! I hate you!

You're awful!

Please help me!

I have candy.

Candy.

Good boy.

You've come to free me.

Ohh!

Think we're going

a little too far here, guys?

No, man. There are no bears

in these woods.

Aah! Aah!

No bears, huh?

Aah!

Help me!

Don't you have any decency?

Help me!

Look at the little deer.

Mr. Deer,

I am a vegetarian.

Yeah!

Wake up, Tony.

Tonight is Evaluation Night.

The key word here is "value."

Do you have any?

No way,

because you're a loser--

a loser

with a skinny wiener.

So, relax...

and repeat after me.

I am a loser.

I smell.

I have no friends.

Now breathe and relax.

Please, shut that off!

Ohh!

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

Wow!

All right!

Thank you very much

for stopping on by.

Pass it on by.

I'll take one of those.

Party! Yeah!

Oh, my gosh. Is that Tim?

Whoo-hoo!

He looks like a human s'more.

Look at that food.

I should get down there.

No, Pat, don't go.

Stay here with me.

- Aah!

- Shut up.

Hey, Lars, guess what?

We're in charge now.

Know what we found out?

If you don't have a job,

you get deported...

so, Lars, buddy, pal...

you with us,

or are you against us?

I am with you.

I love you.

I thought they were

supposed to be on diets.

I think they're cheating.

Good God!

Can anybody hear me?

Excuse me.

Time to wake up, children.

Good morning!

Huh? Huh?

Who wants to tell us

the lesson we learned here?

Don't put Twinkies

on your pizza.

No. I think

what we learned here...

is something about

personal responsibility.

From now on, each of us...

is in charge of

their own diets.

We have to learn

some self-control.

Isn't that right, Tim?

You got it.

I'm ashamed of all of you.

Come on!

We got to get healthy

for ourselves.

If we'd start

respecting ourselves...

no one can touch us.

That's right.

You heard me.

We're as good as anybody...

and it's about time

we started acting that way.

We got to take control

of ourselves...

before we take control

of this camp.

Who's with me?

Who wants to do

this thing right?

It's up to you.

I will.

- Everybody ready?

- Yeah!

OK, let's go!

Is a tomato

a fruit or a vegetable?

- Fruit.

- That's right.

Today, we're going to make

pasta primavera.

Hey, how you doing?

- There he is.

- Hey, I'm over here!

Gerry! Oh!

Hey, big guy. Look at you.

- You look the same.

- I feel good.

That's important, too.

So?

Come with me.

I'll take you around.

- He hasn't lost a pound.

- Oh, Maury.

Don't be frightened, Nicholas.

I'm a beaten man.

Good afternoon, everyone.

Good afternoon.

I'm Pat Finley.

You probably recognize me...

from my work in the Camp Hope

promotional video.

Right now, I'd like to play

another video...

to show you people

just what it's been like...

so far this summer.

This'll be great.

Enjoy.

Aah!

Die! Yaah!

As a health care

professional...

I would like to take

this opportunity...

to warn you that

Tony Perkis's program...

is not only ineffective,

it's downright dangerous.

# Everywhere I go,

I'm late #

My grandma

runs faster than you...

and she's only got one leg!

Say it one more time,

because it'll multiply.

- 40 push-ups?

- 60! Down! Now!

- 80!

- I can't--

He is strict.

Kiss the ground, joker boy.

Would you get

your foot off my back?

Now you see what

we've been dealing with.

Why didn't you tell us

about this?

You've been

a good guard, Nicholas--

strong and fair.

Your queen would be proud.

I'd like to reward you

with this chocolate kiss.

Oh!

Yeah!

Where have you been

all my life?

I'm going to love this.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to be sick.

Nice touch.

I thought

I'd spice it up a little.

It gives you

that warm feeling inside?

Throw it over.

But it would smush.

That wouldn't be good.

No dinner, no lunch,

no breakfast.

How's that grab you?

Take the candy.

Nice and chocolatey.

Chocolicious.

Whoops.

Butterfingers.

Aah!

Well, well...

looks like London bridge

is falling down, huh?

Help!

How do you like the food

here at Camp Hope?

It's good stuff.

Wait till I finish

asking you the question.

Just say,

"I love the food."

- I love the food.

- Good. Here we go.

So, Josh, how do you

like the food here?

I love the food.

Wait until

I finish the question!

Damn! Forget it!

If he isn't stopped

right away...

somebody's child--

maybe yours--

will be hurt.

Ho ho ho ho ho! Yes!

That was wonderful!

Whoo!

So entertaining.

The cinematography,

the editing techniques.

Though I must say...

the villain

was a bit over the top.

Ouch.

Everyone having fun?

Parents!

You're the cause of

all my--their problems!

He escaped!

You little

British butterball...

I ought to show you what

it means to be an American!

Now you realize what

we've been dealing with.

He has to be stopped!

Ho ho! Stop me, hmm?

Uhh! I'm too strong!

Uhh! Ah!

I'm too motivated!

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