Hellbenders Page #4
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- 2012
- 85 min
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But a lot more missing persons.
What's your name?
Dozens, then hundreds...
Ordinary people walked
away from their lives and just vanished.
You said you were
just going to help us get reorganized,
be more efficient.
What is going on?
He's shutting us down.
He says it's from the Bishop.
You all slander the Church
and everything it stands for.
Read your Bibles.
Jesus Christ closed the gates on hell
when he ascended.
You believe in God,
but you doubt hell?
so I know there's no hell.
So, there is no need
for embarrassments like yourself
running around escorting
demons back to a place that doesn't exist.
This is a sign
of contradiction!
We have real priests authorized
by the Vatican to deal with anomalies.
Those are dated the eleventh.
You have until dusk to
vacate the premises.
The eleventh?
F***ing damnation!
The birth of Christ!
Do not take his name in vain.
Don't you talk to me
about vanity, you f***ing worm.
God damn it!
Piss! Sh*t and piss!
Larry, this is not
from the Bishop, it is from Opus Dei.
The Bishop wishes
to maintain his distance.
Those are registered to
the Church and the city.
Opus Dei? You are
not even clergy?
We don't take orders
from the f***ing laity.
Your budget's frozen,
the Church cuts all ties.
You don't know
what you are doing.
It's already done.
You motherf***er!
Sorry.
Well, sh*t.
I can't believe I was so nave.
Naive.
Whatever.
I thought he just wanted
to help us manage things.
A**holes, elbows,
bibles and ropes!
We've only got until midnight.
And then what?
Then hell rises up
and swallows everything.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Stephen, what the f***
are you doing?
You leper's remnant
in Lot's dowry pouch.
Mind the ledger, make sure the rest of
these cock mane flossers
are ready for hell!
What is the last sin
you committed?
Discouraging thoughts.
We're going to war, man.
You got to f***, or steal,
or covet something.
Keep your eye on
semi-mortar there.
He's been compromised
by the demon.
We can't really
trust him anymore.
Oh, okay.
Angus.
Erik, go question
the widow Hobbick.
She had that f***er
in her basement for 30 years.
She's got to know something about
where he plans to locate the vortex.
What about me?
What about you?
I'm here.
Uh-huh.
What's the point, man?
We lost.
What's the point?
The point is, I haven't gotten in
my daily sinning yet.
I am hornier than
a three-peckered billy goat,
and I will f*** you
into a puddle of chowder
if you don't get your sweet ass
out of my cock range
and down to that widow's apartment.
Let me just get
my flip-flops.
So, what the f***, man?
I was here with the cops.
We need to find Miss Hobbick.
She was married to the dead guy
that owned this place.
I know who you're saying.
She was the last person
to see our friend. We need to find her.
Crazy b*tch gone.
And man-child, too.
The mongoloid?
I thought he was in custody.
He got un-custodied,
I guess.
Where is she?
Crazy b*tch came,
got her man-child,
and they went looking
for a shirt.
I said to myself,
"That must be a great shirt."
You mean Surtr.
What?
Surtr.
You talk English, man?
She took her man-child,
and they were talking
about great kills,
they were talking
Great kills?
Holy sh*t! You've got
Smurbots, man.
Can I have some of these?
Knock yourself out,
boss. Wait, wait.
Holy sh*t.
She was talking about
killing people?
Man, for real, you have got to
learn some English.
What's this?
Belonged to
the man-child.
I think this is how
they kept Surtr in the basement.
It's got markings on it
like some kind of Viking sh*t.
Did you hear back
from your guy?
Yeah, it's the
Babylonian finger.
The Bureau's getting
the same reaming from the Vatican we are.
They even took their guns away.
They got guns?
Why don't we got guns?
NYPD reported 200
new missing persons just last week.
Most with evidence of
violence, burn marks, blood on the ground,
neighbors reported screaming.
Two hundred? How did
that not make the news?
You think that's 200 dead?
Surtr has no use for corpses.
He needs followers.
Acolytes.
Surtr needed
warm bodies to send.
He was gathering followers,
corrupting their minds.
So it was like
a wave of hysteria,
formerly law-abiding
citizens doing the unthinkable.
Committing the kind of crimes
that scar generations.
And suddenly, Satan's work becomes
the responsibility of...
of police and doctors.
People completely unprepared
to handle such things.
It is a massacre.
Hey, I wouldn't go
in there if I were...
B*tches move.
Okay.
Angus, Larry.
Good, the gang is all here.
Sh*t.
The doors are getting shut tonight,
and they are not going to re-open.
This is Father Atherton.
He'll be taking over all
your outstanding cases.
He can't handle it.
He can, and he will.
More effectively and cheaper than you,
without embarrassing the...
Do you want to
take care of that?
Offices of the Church.
Oh!
You f***!
Touch me again and you're deader than
a clipped-dick Shechemite!
There's work to do.
Angus, they shut us down.
We just stop fighting Satan
because some dipshit
pseudo-Pharisee cocksucker
shows up with a couple of
meatloaf s and half a fag?
F*** that!
F*** that in the f***ing ear!
This isn't a job.
It's a f***ing calling.
You can't fire us off
a mission from God.
Leave him alone, man!
Move or get hurt!
I have been f***ed by demons, man.
What are you going to do?
Put them all out on the street.
I am getting my knife!
Except for you.
You stay.
I will do no such thing.
Stop! Stop this
immediately!
Who wants to bleed?
Stop! Stop!
Sons of b*tches,
I will kill you all!
I'm sorry, brother.
I thought we were still fighting.
Okay, all right. Enough!
Everybody stops or I call the police!
You have no idea
the cost of this.
The cost? This is
a Christian institution.
Christian? And everything you are
doing is anathema to...
You are a corporate dildo
with dangerous illusions of competence.
And I guarantee you that
Jesus Christ himself
would take a f***ing dump
on your front porch, pal.
Take him out.
Larry, you are
an embarrassment.
Go home.
This is our work.
Our religion. Our lives.
Where else are we going to go?
Go home!
This is our home.
What?
Penelope.
This is your home?
I brought you dinner.
I thought maybe
About the decisions
we need to make.
But I guess
you already made yours.
Elizabeth, wait!
Elizabeth?
It's for me.
Augustine Interfaith Order of Hellbound
Saints, Brooklyn Parish.
That is my concern.
Hey, man!
What the hell?
No! No!
Yes, this is
Father William Atherton.
I am taking over the open cases for
the Hellbound Saints.
Get off him!
Angus!
Yes, of course,
Your Excellency, I understand.
Right away.
I have to leave.
I'm coming.
What did the Bishop say?
That's not your concern.
Like hell.
Is it Surtr?
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