House Party 3 Page #6

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So here on in, we're doing our own thing.

[BOTH SINGING]

Hey, baby, you dropped something.

What?

Your conversation.

So let's pick it up right here.

Pfft, give me a break.

Why you all dressed like twins?

GIRL 1:
We go to private school, fetus face.

Oh, we go to Detroit Public School.

Now how did I know that?

Listen, we're staying at that house over across the street.

Sixteen thirty seven, Blast Ave.

Friday night we got the crib to ourselves. Heh.

And we were just thinking about having a little party.

Yeah.

A serious throw down,

Detroit-style.

Hey, bring your messed butt over here!

Before I have to kill somebody.

Every summer I have to kill somebody.

I'm tired of killing folks every summertime.

[]

Excuse me.

I got a certified letter for Mr. Marques James.

Oh, that's me.

Just sign right there.

Oh, yeah, lost luggage check.

We're gonna party now!

Ha, ha.

We're having a party Friday night.

Why don't you come. And oh yeah, wear that uniform.

Heh, yeah, because I like girls with jobs and benefits, hmm.

Now, why would I wanna come to a party

given by some little boys?

So I can show you how deep love can get.

And, oh, yeah, it can get deep.

[CHUCKLING]

Aren't you all cute. Ha-ha-ha.

BOY 1:
Where you going, cutie? Come back over here.

You want some candy?

Let's go, yeah?

Yeah.

Hey.

[ALL WHOOPING]

Open it up, man.

VESTER:
Close that goddamn door!

Air condition the whole neighborhood!

Open it up.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Heh.

Three thousand dollars.

[DOOR BELL RINGS]

Oh, it's probably the mailman.

We'll get it.

[]

What's up, man?

What's up?

What's up?

Uh, where's Kid and Play?

They ain't here.

They ain't here?

Where the hell are they at?

Look, man, we had a meeting here.

I ain't got time to wait. I got to pick up money over here,

pick up money over here,

and I came to pick money right here.

Look here. You tell them when they get here

Johnny Booze stopped by to pick up the money

for the Angina Williams, okay?

That's the stripper for the bachelor party.

Oh, yeah.

They told me that you'll be stopping by

and to pay you if you can pop this check.

Oh, let me see that. Let me see that.

Money first.

Wait. I got money.

Don't play me like I ain't. I handle mine.

Check it out. Wait, man. I got more,

I got more right here. Wait.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh.

Okay, all right. All right, ooh, sh*t.

All right. Here we go. Right here.

Same time, bro. I don't know you, man.

Same time. I don't know you. Okay. Same time.

Give me the check.

Now you know the party is gonna be here

instead of hotel, right?

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Okay.

You tell Play

Angina gonna be here Friday night, all right?

And look, you tell them I need the rest of my money.

I owe people.

A Couple of my girls got killed in a car wreck.

I need the money.

We know.

Shut up.

[]

Yo, that's the dancer that Janelle hired

for Veda's party. Yo, pull over, man.

I wanna peep this guy.

I can't let any old muscle bound

booty shaking chump dancing at my baby's party.

Come on.

Come on, Kid, be for real, man.

We got a lot to do, man.

We got three days to the wedding. Three days, man.

We got no time to be worried about, heh, the competition.

You know, Kid, man, dog, I don't mean no harm, man.

Your sh*t's over, man. Do you know who Night Heat is?

That's Henry Charles. Think.

I went to high school with him, man.

The boy is large. Took showers with him, man.

His sh*t is huge. He must be from Africa.

He said it's huge, man.

Wait a minute. You checking out his jimmy?

No--

Look, Play,

Your cousin needs some serious counseling.

There's no question about that.

But seriously, sisters be sweating that brother,

sweating him something awful.

I'm telling you, he drives the honeys crazy.

Look at that line. Look at all those girls.

And guys in the line too. You know how big it is.

Yo man, the wedding might be off

when Veda peeps a peek at the pole that brother's packing.

Try and say that three times.

Janelle, you're my maid of honor, right?

Mm-hm.

Then why don't you have your little butt over here

helping me figure out who I'm gonna sit next to who?

Whoa, Veda.

This says that 50 percent

of all marriages end in divorce.

Divorce.

And after only three years of marriage

couples have sex once a week.

Once a week.

And when they do, they don't even like it.

Did you know, Janelle--

What?

That ever since Kid and I announced our engagement,

well, you've changed.

I've changed?

You've changed.

I've changed?

You've changed.

I've changed?

Yes,

you have really been dogging Kid out lately.

Because he is a dog.

He is not a dog.

He is a man. The man that I'm going to marry.

Thank you.

Well, I know Play.

And Play is 100 percent all dog.

Atomic dog. Mighty dog.

Underdog. Deputy Dog.

Snoop Dogg. And dog dog.

And everybody knows that Kid and Play are like this.

Dogs of a feather.

Veda, girl, you look like you just saw a ghost.

I did. It's Sydney.

Hi, Veda.

Heh, hi, Sydney.

I was in the neighborhood and I decided to stop in

and browse and, um,

tsk, really congratulate you

on your wedding.

Heh, thanks. Heh, thanks a lot.

Um, this is my cousin and business partner, Janelle.

Hi, nice to meet you.

JANELLE:
Same here.

You guys have a lot nice things in here.

VEDA:
Thank you.

I guess I have to buy something then.

You know what?

Those earrings we got in last week.

Perfect.

Heh.

They have Sydney written all over them.

Let's see the Sydney earrings.

Ha, ha.

Heh, good.

That's a bad suit.

Thank you.

Oh, those are cute. I like those.

Could you, uh, put those in a box for me, please?

Sure will.

Veda, you know, I'm really glad

Kid found someone to love.

He had a really hard time after we broke up.

It seems like his management company

is doing really well

and you have a beautiful shop here.

I'm glad you guys are happy. I really am.

Could you give him my best, please?

I sure will. And, um...

I wish you all the best in DC and

good luck and success and all that stuff.

And wear these in good health.

I will. I'll do that.

Take that with you. Heh

You take care of yourself.

All right? Bye bye.

All right. Thanks, Sydney.

Wow, heh, I was wrong about her.

She really was nice.

Yeah.

And her booty wasn't that big.

[HUMMING]

It's cute.

Who are you?

It's me, Aunt Lucy, Veda.

You just let me in, heh five minutes ago.

Today?

Yeah, I'm taking some of Kid's stuff over to our condo.

It's Veda. Kid's fiance.

Nobody tells me anything.

Oh.

Damn, this is heavy.

Stinky. Stinky. Stinky.

Come on, help us out.

I was playing.

Let me--

Take this.

I can't believe your cousin is that lazy, Play.

I ain't lazy, man.

Open the door. This stuff is heavy.

PLAY:
Hard to believe he's my cousin.

STINKY:
You won't. Come on.

Oh, he's your cousin, all right.

[SHRIEKS]

I can deal with this.

This I can deal with.

Since the word got out I'm getting married,

you wouldn't believe the play I'm getting from the ladies.

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