Hurlyburly Page #6
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- 1998
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You can tell by his face.
She's very energetic.
The look on Robbie's face
was priceless.
So I have to say,
I say, "Robbie, hey, hey...
"welcome to L.A."
And the look on the kid's face.
What?
I forgot about the kid.
Christ.
She's got a six-year-old
daughter...
and, you know...
she was there.
She was with us?
Yeah, in the front seat.
No. I was driving.
I don't remember.
We were ripped, weren't we?
Then we would have forgot
the whole thing.
I was personally blotto.
Bullshit.
Wow.
So Robbie's wong comes out,
and this guy's got one.
He's epic, right? Legendary.
The kid was catatonic.
The kid was petrified.
There's her mother
going into combat...
in the back seat
with this horse.
She looked like she'd gotten hit
in the back of the head...
with a rock. Remember?
This is sick, isn't it?
It's a little sick.
Once it was a guy from TV...
This was an opportunity...
to mix with the gods
we were offering her...
in the back seat of our car.
Hey, guys, come on.
You had a whim.
This is what happens to people.
They have whims.
You know, you're sitting around,
Robbie's coming to town.
You want him to like you,
to think well of you.
So you had this whim.
Did anybody twist her arm?
Did anybody force her?
Edward, Phil's right.
I mean, come on, what did we do?
Objectively, you know...
if you look at it
from a really long distance...
did anybody say,
"Bring your kid"?
You got me runnin', jumpin'
Sleepin' in a chair
I need your lovin', your kissin'
is everybody ripped here?
We are involved
in a wide variety...
of pharmaceutical experiments,
madam.
I cannot express my gratitude
for your including me.
My girlfriend Sara has become
involved with this guy...
who just got out of rehab.
He's completely freaked out
on rehab...
inasmuch as he thinks
everybody should be in rehab.
And, I mean, you know, drugs.
I am telling this guy
that drugs are and have been...
as far as I can remember...
an ever-present component
of my personality.
I am a drug person...
and I would not, if I were him,
consider that anything unusual.
Unless he is compelled
to reveal to the entire world...
his ignorance
of the current situation...
in which most people
find themselves.
That is what I'm telling him.
Who is this guy?
I know ways
to make guys stop anything.
They may think they have
the courage of cowboys...
but I could change their minds.
See, that's what
I'm getting at, Eddie.
A person like this guy can only
be found in your household.
So dangerous.
Well, who isn't?
No. In ways
that you can't imagine.
That's hardly likely, Artie.
Wait a minute.
What was your name again?
Is this the hand
of destiny again, Eddie?
Look at it.
The hand of destiny
again emerging just enough...
from all the muck and sh*t
so that we...
can get a glimpse of it.
What do you mean, Mickey?
What does he mean?
It's a blind date.
Oh. You invited me over
for this guy, Eddie?
She don't have to, Eddie!
She should know that this
could be the final straw...
for me to justify
some sort of butchery.
Wait. What was the agenda?
Do you want to go upstairs?
I want to go out.
I don't have a car.
Eddie, can I borrow your car?
I got a car.
OK. Eddie, can I take this?
We'll be back in a little.
Will you guys still be here?
Yeah, where else?
Phil, I have a feeling
that you will enjoy my car.
Balloons, balloons.
Now something
from Helen and the Hellcats.
Hope you're feeling
as good as I am.
It's a beautiful night
under the city lights...
of Los Angeles...
So what do you want to do?
You want to go to your place,
you want to go to my place?
You want to go to a sex motel?
They got waterbeds.
They got porn
on the in-house video.
I'm hungry.
You want a Jack-in-the-Box?
I love Jack-in-the-Box.
Is that code for something?
What?
What? Is what code for what?
I don't know.
I don't know the goddamn code!
Hey, Eddie,
can I ask you something?
'Cause I'm curious about
the patterns of bullshit...
by which people pull the wool
over their own eyes.
So could you just give me
kind of just a...
a little hint as to the nature
of the delusion...
with which you hype yourself
about this guy?
Phil and I have
a certain intuitive thing.
You don't have
to get into a snit about it.
Well, you desert me for this
f***ing guy all the time.
I don't desert you.
You're lying to yourself.
Yeah, you are.
Just because you're Jewish...
doesn't make you Freud,
you prick.
Just because you are...
whatever the f*** you are...
doesn't make you whatever
the f*** you think you are.
So...
This goddamn embodiment
of apple pie, Eddie, is just...
I got news for you... bullshit.
So, I lie to myself, huh?
- Oh, my God.
- Well, who better?
I mean, you know,
I'm a very good liar, and...
I'm very gullible.
So what is it with you?
Everything's just
a f***in' ploy, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
I think you know.
I don't. I swear.
You're just trying to avoid
the f***ing confrontation.
What confrontation?
We're having a confrontation
here, goddamn it!
- We are?
- Yeah.
I am.
God!
I'm gettin' out of here.
Mickey, do you want
to get out of here?
Sure.
Where are you going?
Just forget about it, Eddie.
You're f***ed up
a thousand fold...
and you f***in' know it.
You don't have to deal
any garbage...
What's he yellin' about?
I think what he's trying
to get at...
is that he considers
your investment in Phil...
which is in his mind
sort of disproportionate...
and maybe even secret...
And mind you, this is
Artie's thought, not mine...
but maybe even fraudulent...
and secretly self-serving
on your part, so you know...
That this investment
is based on the fact that...
Phil is very safe...
because no matter how far
you manage to fall...
Phil will be lower.
You end up crawling
along the sidewalk...
Phil's gonna be on his belly
in the gutter looking up...
in wide-eyed admiration.
This is what Artie thinks?
Let's go if we're going, Mickey.
So why is everybody
on my case for, all of a sudden?
Nobody's on your case.
You maybe have
some misconceptions...
about how smart you are,
that's all.
Certain facts being pointed out
is all that's going on here.
Don't take it personally.
What would make you mad, Mickey?
Hey, I'm sure it's possible.
So you want us to swing by
and pick you up?
F***, no!
Why don't you ask Darlene
how she feels about you...
going back on coke, Eddie?
Don't mention Darlene to me.
Don't you f***ing talk to me
about Darlene!
You gonna remember
any of this later, Eddie...
or is this one of
your biodegradable moments?
Yeah, so what is it?
Grids of sophistication?
What is the arrangement by which
you assess what's what...
so you're left
utterly off the f***ing hook?
It's a totally unconscious
process, Eddie.
You know, Eddie...
how come you got to put me
at the mercy of such a creep?
Can I ask you that?
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