I Heart Huckabees Page #3
She won't stay
and share this with me.
- T-Tell me what that is.
- It's important to me. I see it so clearly.
- Yeah?
- You use petroleum, you're
a murderer. That's a fact.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Murderer. A murderer?
One-- killin' the ozone
and all the creatures that it's hurting?
- Calm down.
producing dictatorships...
where everybody is poor--
that is cruelty and it's inhumane.
- You've talked to me about this.
- So if this world is temporary...
- Yeah.
- identity is an illusion...
- Yeah.
- then everything is meaningless
and it doesn't matter if you--
- No. It--
- That's got me very confused.
No, it matters. It matters.
It matters. Look, Tommy.
See, this is the universe.
And that's our galaxy over here.
- What universe?
- What universe? This. Tommy, come on.
Come on. There's dust
and gas there.
- Yeah?
- There's us over here...
and good and bad luck
in the middle.
- That's chaos. That's my ''B.''
- This doesn't sound like you.
- No, Vauban talks about space.
- Where'd you get that book?
- You sent it to me.
- No, no. We would never give you this book.
- You didn't send this?
- Caterine Vauban's full of sh*t.
What is she doing here?
This is insane.
- This is a pretty good book. You should read this.
- What?
She says nothing's connected,
doesn't matter what you do...
you can drive a car,
you can burn up gas...
- Yeah?
- which would explain the way things actually are...
where people do destructive things
like it doesn't matter.
Tommy, Tommy, everything is connected
and everything matters.
There's not an atom
in our bodies...
that has not been forged
in the furnace of the sun.
- Now, isn't that cool? Huh?
- Yes.
- That's a cool thing, isn't it?
- But--
But what? You tell me where
she contradicts that.
- Oh, right here.
- Where? Where?
- There--
- Where?
''Less than 5% of the cosmos is composed of
the same elements that compose human life.''
- You know--
- There you go. That means we're all alone...
and we're miserable
and isolated.
Molly, if you--
Listen. if you--
if you leave him before he gets
done dismantling...
he will never make it
to the other side, okay?
You know what? i'm done
with the dismantling.
- You don't want to ask these questions?
- No! I want to live my life!
What is that life, baby?
What are we part of? Who are we?
Look at this. Do you know where
these come from?
- Yeah, my closet.
- Indonesia.
- The store.
- Baby, this is the truth, okay?
Little girls like you,
they have to work in dark factories...
where they go blind for $1 .60 a month
just to make Mommy her pretty shoes.
- Can you imagine that, Caitlin?
- I don't want the children to work in factories!
Don't listen, honey.
Daddy is crazy.
Daddy's not crazy, baby.
The world is crazy.
- It's important to ask questions.
- [ Caitlin ] Don't let them go blind.!
Mommy doesn't ask
'cause Mommy doesn't care.
- Don't stop asking questions, baby.
- Damn you!
- How dare you!
- Skippy, put her in the car, will ya?
- ''Less than 5% of the cosmos...
- Give me the teddy!
is composed of the same elements
- What does that matter?
- You should be asking these questions, Skip.
Guys, give him a break.
His therapist is down here to help him out.
Excuse me.
What did you call me?
- You're his therapist?
- No, i'm--not his therapist.
We need to talk 'cause this book
is making a lot of sense to me and I want--
And what is Caterine Vauban
doing in the United States?
What the hell
are you talking about?
- [ Laughter ]
- [ Man ] No, no, wait. This is really good.
[ Laughing, Chattering ]
[ Brad ] You think that's funny?
i got a story for you.
- It's only four months old.
- Wait. Wait. Listen. Listen.
Listen to the master, all right?
I'm with Shania. We're opening
a megastore down by the loop.
Shania's there
promoting her apparel, right?
It's 4:
00 and she's starving. So I ordera ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no mayo.
- [ Woman ] Stop it.!
- [ Laughter ]
Tick, tick,
tick, tick, tick.
Shania hates mayo, all right?
And she can't eat chicken salad.
That's no joke, all right? We gave it to her once,
she threw up in the limo.
- She's vomiting all over the limo.
- The lady hates chicken salad.
So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches.
I say, ''Shania,
I'm allergic to mayo.''
- Which, by the way, is a lie.
- He loves mayo.! He loves it.
Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two
of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it.
So she eats one and a half sandwiches.
One and a half sandwiches...
before she realizes...
it's chicken salad.
- She did not vomit.
He made her change her mind. And that's
what they want upstairs in corporate, okay?
Excuse me? Can I help you?
- Shh. Shh. Shh.
Yes, I'm here for
the Open Spaces meeting with Brad Stand.
Okay, well, then you are in the wrong
area entirely. Come on.
- I'll show you where to go.
- You're very, very helpful. Thanks a lot.
There's no reason for you to be up here.
This is an executive private floor.
it's for-- Come on.
Let's pick it up. Heel to toe.
Unless you're an executive or
an executive's assistant...
or someone who is a--
No. No, ma'am. Shania has no song for you.
Let's move it along this way.
You're supposed to be on another floor.
Security is very tight in this building.
very tight in this building.
Of course, every
now and then we get somebody...
who gets off
on the wrong floor.
And then people
flitting about--
At Huckabees, the everything store.
[ Sighs ]
Let me try that one more time.
I-- I-- Okay.
Tops and mops.
This week only.
At Huckabees, the everything store.
[ Man ]
Uh, Dawn, can we do it one more time?
i think we can do it better.
- I suck, Daryl. I really sucked.
- You're doing great, Dawn.
- I can't do this. I can't do it.
- Don't give me that face.
I don't know
what's wrong with me.
Your voice is the trademark voice
of Huckabees.
Oh, there she is.!
You're one sneaky lady.
I was almost in the elevators.
We're going now.
Let's move it along. There we go.
I'll show you where you need to go.
[ Thinking ] Moved my meeting to
the Huckabees corporation.
I saved this rock.
I'm going to save this place.
They're not gonna
save this place.
Rat-f***ing-bastard
Brad Stand.
Corporate prick bastard.
Oh, motherfucking d*ckhead.
''Betrayed''
by Albert Markovski.
Is it possible for anybody in this world
to work together to make it better?
I don't think so.
[ Man's Voice ] it was Albert's vision.
This whole thing was Albert's vision.
- [ Vivian ] Tell me about Brad.
- [ Man ] Albert let him in, which was a mistake.
- F***!
- [ Angela ] He has been enormously helpful--
[ Man ] He dropped Albert's poems
from the beneft. And the mailing.
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