Ibiza Page #6

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I feel that I do some things

It's such a good vibration

It's such a sweet sensation

I bring some treats

to take care of you, okay?

Yeah, drink a lot of water.

Hey, agua! Vamos, vamos! Huh?

And not too much alcohol, s? Uh-huh.

I go to dance now, okay?

I've never done ecstasy before.

I think I skipped that whole phase.

Oh, my God.

It's maximum happiness, all right?

Body, mind, soul, p*ssy, butthole,

all of it!

Plus, we're gonna stay awake forever.

I've never done ecstasy before either,

but it feels like

if there was ever a time and place,

it's probably now.

Drink up, b*tches!

Oh, I just feel like,

I'm in a warm cube of Jell-O.

Listen, you guys are amazing.

You're smart and beautiful,

and you can do anything

you set your mind to.

My skin feels so good,

and your skin feels so good.

You two are literally the best

damn beautiful creatures

- on this goddamn shitty planet.

- No, you are.

- No, you!

- No, you!

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

I'm not there yet

I'm not there yet

Okay, my babies, I'll be right back.

They're not gonna believe you're here!

Let's go!

Cheers!

Mmm!

Yep, yep, yep!

So, Harper,

did you have any luck finding your DJ?

Yes, I think he's in the building.

He should be in that booth very soon.

What, are you serious?

Your DJ is Leo West?

Shut up! Leo f***ing West!

I love him. I literally love him.

He's amazing. He's like a proper artist.

He's not one of these plug

and play wankers, he's the real deal.

Legit. Yeah, he's incredible.

I mean, you're incredible also,

so don't know who I'm more jealous of,

him or you.

He's like a hero to a lot of people,

so treat him right.

- Yeah, all right.

- That's all.

- It's really awkward now.

- This is what you do.

He's doing this thing

to try and connect with you.

Thing is, right, you don't have a thing.

This is not gonna be your night.

Listen, these two have a thing.

They're clearly

gonna be f***ing tonight, right?

You have a thing with Leo West.

You're clearly gonna be f***ing him.

Me and Nikki, you know, we're f***ing.

- But you, it's not your night, bro.

- No.

We're f***ing friends though!

Oh!

Denied!

- Nikki, you're gonna do me like that?

- Okay, he's not technically my boyfriend,

but his name's Diego, and I'm pretty sure

I'm gonna have sex with him soon.

So sorry to interrupt,

but I'm gonna go find him.

- Oh!

- Holy sh*t!

Lo siento, lo siento!

Lo siento, lo siento, lo siento!

Custodia!

Custodia!

- Hey!

- Hi.

Can you come here?

Can you come down here?

- Hi!

- I see you feel it.

I need to find Leo West.

- I bring you to him.

- Okay!

Tonight, the world is much smaller now

With room for only you and me

- You wait here, okay?

- Okay.

Mr. Leo,

I brought what you are looking for!

- Look.

- Hi.

Can I come in?

Is he gonna hurt me? Okay, hi!

- God, it's good to see you.

- You too, man!

- What's up?

- Right, cool.

- I go dance now, okay?

- Okay.

- You make love!

- What?

- What did she say?

- We make love.

Oh, sweet! I thought I hear that,

but I wasn't sure.

- Great, no c*cks this time.

- Yeah, sure.

- Which is good, it works.

- Thanks. I don't know about you,

I have't seen you in a black light.

You could still have one.

I might still have one.

- You haven't!

- Come in.

Okay, sorry. That was weird.

It's really good to see you.

- Yeah.

- I feel like I know you. It's weird.

Even though I don't.

Because you could be a sociopath

or just a massive douchebag.

Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

I'm the worst.

You're not the worst.

No, I have been actually leaving you

rambling voice mails

and calling up Barcelona billionaires,

,- trying to find out where you are.

- You left me a voicemail?

- You didn't get it?

- No.

- Oh, thank God, it was embarrassing.

- Oh, my God!

I wouldn't know anything about that,

'cause I leave really cool voice mails.

- Really?

- I'm really good at it.

Sir, 15 minutes.

- I have to go on soon.

- Really, until when?

Closing, six.

That-- well, that blows.

- How long are you on the island for?

- I gotta be back in Barcelona at ten a.m.

- That does suck.

- Yeah.

All right.

Okay.

I'm just gonna be honest with you.

I'm on a lot of drugs right now,

and I have flown all the way here,

and I had a whole other shirt on before

that I just took off.

Normally, I don't take a lot of risks.

So even just being here

is a huge milestone for me.

The definition of insanity is not living

your passion because you're afraid

of swimming against the stream

or something like that,

so I think what you should do

is you tell those promoters

that you are only gonna do half your set

and that you have an emergency

and then we're just gonna

spend the rest of the night together.

All right.

Are you saying that just to shut me up

or 'cause you actually are saying okay?

No, 'cause I'm actually saying okay.

F***, I've never done this before.

- I will work it out.

- Wait, this is happening?

Yeah, go and dance with your friends

and then come back here at three.

- Okay. Yeah.

- Okay.

Sorry, was that okay?

Yeah, it was good. It was good.

That was great.

- Okay.

- Okay, three.

Sweet. You said three. I said sweet.

- Three o'clock. I will see you three.

- Yeah.

It's the difference in out accents.

It's cool.

Oh, my God.

Hi.

Okay, but don't forget to be

at the airport at 8:30 a.m. tomorrow.

- Yes. Got it.

- But your phone died,

so please don't f***ing oversleep.

I don't think

I'm gonna be sleeping tonight.

- Oh!

- Yeah!

- But be responsible.

- James, please.

- James, please. Chill out.

- But don't forget, airport, meeting, job.

Airport, meeting, job.

Airport, meeting, job!

Airport, meeting, job!

Airport, meeting, job!

Airport, meeting, job!

Airport, meeting, job!

Spread it like peanut butter jelly

Do it like I owe you some money

Spread it like peanut butter jelly

Do it like I owe you some money

Money, money

I want you to welcome to the stage

a very special guest DJ!

Leo West!

Spread it like

Ibiza!

Spread it like

Visualize it

I'll give you something to do

Spread it like sleepless nights

At the chateau, visualize it

I'll give you something to do

Ibiza!

It's been f***ing crazy all night.

I got to leave a little early.

I got to meet a girl.

Boys, you know what I'm talking about.

Good night!

Visualize it

I'll give you something to do

Spread it like peanut butter jelly

Do it like I owe you some money

Spread it like peanut butter jelly

Do it like I owe you some money

Money, money, money, money

- Wait. My hair.

- I'm sorry.

Oh, no. This is...

This is really...

This is a dumb room, one would say.

- You want some champagne?

- Sure, why not? Yeah.

A lot of nice copper details in here,

I appreciate that.

You don't pay for this room, do you?

No, good.

It's not worth whatever they're paying.

Oh, just getting some space.

Ho, ho! Is that a f***ing hot tub?

On a deck, overlooking the ocean.

This is like a date on The Bachelor.

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