Imagine Me & You Page #4

'Cause you're a good person.

You wait till I make jam,

then I'll rock your world.

What about a bit more color

in there? I've got some lovely lilac.

Oh, why not?

They're for my boyfriend.

- I'm gonna tell him we're having a baby.

- That's great.

I think so.

He will, too. He definitely will.

He's a bit of a control freak.

I'm surprised he doesn't wear

the diaphragm.

He's...

He's gonna hate me.

He's gonna hate me.

I love him so much.

Yeah, I'm not surprised.

He sounds wonderful.

I didn't...

- I don't know what to do.

- I should...

If you'll just let me...

Flowered Up.

Yes, I can do delivery.

Right now? No, it's no problem.

Hi.

I was told to deliver these to Table 7.

Oh, certainly. It's through there.

- Cute, huh?

- Very cute.

F*** me if I'm wrong,

but I think you want to kiss me.

Coop, you and me...

it's not gonna happen.

It's not?

I'll be your friend.

Well, that'll do...

for now.

Really.

My daughter's school presentation.

You should've let me get T-shirts made.

It's not really that kind of deal.

Probably a blessing. Your father

doesn't have the body for them.

'Course I'm just speaking from memory.

- Hi.

- Lucy, darling, what are you doing here?

I helped H with her...

- Well, she invited me, so...

- Henrietta's ready to start now.

This is space.

Space is many light years away.

Light years are not measured in days

or months, but in kilometers.

There's a good reason for this,

but I don't quite understand it yet.

This bit is the Milky Way.

It's made up of lots of stars

and lots of celestial phenona...

Phenona... Phenonema.

One of the best constellations

is Ursa Major...

which is Latin American for Big Bear.

It's called that

because one day in the olden times...

that never really happened...

a naughty god called Zeus wanted to go to

bed with someone he wasn't married to.

His wife was about to catch him

and be very cross...

so Zeus turned his girlfriend into a bear.

But Mrs. Zeus...

And that's everything

you need to know about space.

- So good.

- Very good.

You have to go, right?

But I don't. I'm okay.

Luce, I...

I think that we should talk

about something that...

- It's just, I don't know. When I'm with...

- Yeah, I do have to go.

Actually, I've just realized

I've got a delivery.

Oh, yeah, right.

You go.

Yeah.

Listen to this.

"In her acceptance speech,

the distinguished scientist...

"paid tribute to her husband,

Dr. Chris Davis." Spelled wrong.

"Tomorrow the pair celebrate

their 42nd wedding anniversary...

"after eloping together

on the day they met.

"When asked how they could possibly

have known it would all work out...

"Professor Harrison... Professor...

"replied in true scientific fashion...

"'You don't know. You can never be sure.

But you take the plunge anyway.

"'Sure is for people

who don't love enough."'

Aw.

- Do you guys believe in love at first sight?

- Well, it saves time.

No. Really, that you could meet

someone, or just...

across a room...

and with that one glance you could

look in their eyes and see their soul.

Do you believe that could happen?

- No.

- Absolutely not.

No. Me, neither.

These are due back Thursday.

If we're closed,

just pop them through the door. Enjoy.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks.

Hi. These, please.

And this as well.

It's just... It's for research.

Call it what you want, darling.

- It's actually out.

- Oh, that's okay.

- It doesn't matter...

- Although, it's due back.

- I'll give them a call.

- Oh, no, honestly...

Babe, trust me. This one you wanna see.

Hello, Cas?

Yeah, it's Terri from the vid shop.

Thought it was you.

- Mum.

- I was just dropping by...

with the wedding snaps.

Though, I tell you,

that photographer should be sacked.

He made me look like a thug.

A thug in lilac.

- Anything good?

- No, no.

There's a lady here needs your copy

of Georgie's Bush.

- Georgie's Bush?

- It's for research.

It's for Heck.

He's very interested in American politics.

She's bringing it round.

Well, I call that very sexy.

Hmm?

Wouldn't kick him out of bed

for eating crackers, would you?

Whoa.

Oh, Georgie! Oh!

Call me Mrs. President.

Babe, are you home?

"You have won a share of 1 million."

Excellent.

- Oh, you are home.

- Hi.

Oh, God. Am I glad to see you.

The morning I've had.

I just had to get away, you know?

- Shall I burn some lunch?

- Please.

Hey, you got some vids.

- Yeah, don't bother looking. I just got...

- This one's great.

This one's pants, but whatever.

And here's one I haven't seen before.

Which, are you...

They gave me the wrong one. That...

Oh, my God! That...

The woman at the video store.

- I'll take it back.

- Yeah, take it back. That's excellent, yeah.

I mean, what, it's porn, right?

It's degrading.

- It's offensive.

- God, yes.

Yeah. Let's watch it anyway.

Come on, Rach, I mean,

things have been getting...

a bit slack in that department recently.

- I know it's my fault and it's... Yeah.

- No, it's mine. I...

But I don't wanna watch this.

- Why?

- It doesn't turn me on.

Makes one of us.

I love the smell of hot dog in the evening.

Smells like...

- hot dog.

- Yeah.

The thing is, Ned,

what I wanted to ask was...

- Two, please.

- I was just wondering if it was a bit...

odd for you guys,

you know, after you got married?

If the interplay between you two...

got a bit...

- clutchy?

- Do you want onions?

No, thanks.

- Because what I'm finding...

- Mustard? Ketchup?

- I can recommend both.

- No, I'm trying to talk to you here.

- Oh? What about, dear boy?

- Well, it's just... I'm just... Well...

I'm finding it a bit tricky at the moment

with Rachel...

Oh, God, you mustn't discuss her with me.

Never do that.

- Sorry?

- Well, that's our problem, you see.

Two of us,

we can be most pleasant to each other...

talk of sport or weather

till our throats hurt.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Never mention Rachel.

As soon as you do,

the only concrete thought...

running through my mind is...

that hound is putting it up my daughter.

Rach.

Darling, I don't know

what to do about your father.

He's never been

the last of the red hot lovers...

but, recently, it's got to the point

where he's jealous of stiff wind.

Hey, you guys.

- Thank God you're here.

- You have no idea.

Good. Got you both.

Now, how are my grandchildren

coming along?

Could you get me away from her, please?

Just hinting, darling.

One wants to have them while

one's still young enough to pick them up.

You know, what I do with your parents

is remind myself...

that if it wasn't for them,

I wouldn't have you.

What's up, baby?

Let's go home.

Now, remember,

try not to look like you're my child, okay?

Because it puts men off.

But keep your eyes peeled,

and if you spot anyone, you think...

- you know, "Well, he looks nice..."

- Hi.

- Luce!

- Hey, hey.

- How you doing?

- This is my friend, Beth. She's on her own.

Now you've found a friend, can I go home?

No.

- Trying to find her a man.

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