Is That a Gun in Your Pocket? Page #4
had this no sex thing
in mind when they wrote
that stupid crap.
- Can't we just get a
judge to make them perform
their wifely duties?
force a wife to have sex
with her husband.
- Especially when
they see his ugly ass.
- Hey what are you
doing here anyway?
I thought you was getting laid.
- Well it seems the
rivers have dried up boys,
if you catch my drift.
- Jesus.
- Oh my god.
- She ruined my ak.
I can't ever use it again.
- You could use it
in San Francisco.
- This is no joke damn it.
What the hell are we
going to do about this?
- Well I suggest that
we all just go home
and ride this thing out.
They're gonna cave in.
They're weaker than we are.
Got it?
- Man am I catching hell
about this no sex thing.
- You are.
- Yeah.
Everyone's saying I better
hope the apple falls far
from the tree.
And sh*t like that.
- That's what you're
worried about?
That you might not
have sex with me.
- No, I just think you
should try and talk
your mom out of this.
- Why?
- 'Cause it's dumb.
That's why.
- You saying my mom's dumb?
- No, no not her.
Just this idea.
No one's going to give
up their guns Sandy.
- People said Columbus
was stupid, you know.
That he was going to fall
off the face of the earth.
- Your mom's not going to fall
off the face of the earth,
she's just going to
fall on her face.
- At least she's doing
something she believes in.
Why is everybody so
threatened by that?
- I'll talk to you later.
- Hey, you okay?
- Yeah fine just,
I'm sick of
everybody razzing me.
- I think what your
mom's doing is great.
- You do?
- Yeah I do.
And you can tell her I said so.
- All right everybody
family meeting.
Jenna?
You're all in here.
You're really not going
to cook for me anymore?
- You're hands aren't broken.
At least I hope not.
For your sake.
- Very funny.
- I don't get it.
- Quiet.
And you should be standing
by me as well young man.
- I was standing by you,
but then I got hungry.
- All right, obviously
things are getting
not to mention a little
tense around here as well.
What if I were willing
to give away my m16.
Maybe even the mauser.
- No that's not
good enough Glenn.
They all have to go,
and there's no giving
them away to your friends.
- When did you become
such a damn liberal?
- Since when did you
become such a damn idiot?
- Oh that's very nice.
call me an idiot in front
of our kids.
That's what you wanna
teach your daughter?
How to belittle her husband?
Lance make sure your wife
never calls you an idiot
in front of your kids.
- What if his kids aren't there?
- Is this really
worth destroying your
family over, Jenna?
- Who do you think I'm
doing this for Glenn?
- Maybe you've got
a point to prove.
Maybe some crazy idea you got
from one of them talk shows.
- Did it ever occur to
you that I might be able
to come up with my own ideas?
That I'm not just
an extension of you.
- Is that what this is about?
You resent me for
giving up work,
or not going to law school?
Go back to work if you want.
Go to law school, just
stop acting so ridiculous.
What?
- You're behaving
like a neanderthal.
What's wrong with you?
- They're gonna get
divorced because of me.
- Look you may be a moron,
and you may have
screwed up royally.
But if mom and dad
ever get divorced
it won't be because of you.
You're just a little pawn,
totally insignificant.
- You really think so?
- I know so.
- Thanks Sandy.
- You don't like the oreos?
- Too fattening.
- I don't know how they can
go so long without having sex.
- I know.
If I had a p*ssy
I'd be sticking things
up it all day long.
- Yeah,
that'd be the only way
I'd get my daily allowance
of fruits and vegetables.
- Anyone wanna
bowl another game?
- I didn't wanna
bowl the last game.
- What's it
past your bedtime?
- Oh my god.
- What?
- Ah nothing.
- Come on you don't
get to do that.
Say oh my god and say nothing.
What's it say?
- It's a personal text.
- Well come on we
won't say anything.
- Baby I'm lying in
front of the mirror
on my stomach,
I'm so wet right now,
I'm touching myself.
- What?
- I'm so wet right now,
I'm touching myself.
I am picturing you
f***ing me from behind.
I can feel you inside of me
and I'm all, o o o o,
extra h, extra h,
exclamation, exclamation,
smiley face and I,
is that a cat emoji?
- What?
- Is that the new iPhone?
What?
It's just really big text.
- Shut the f*** up, Dex.
- Look she's just
messing with you.
- What are you doing
out here so late?
- Reading.
Thinking.
- I'm sorry.
For giving you such a hard time.
And for acting all...
- Bitchy?
- Yeah I guess so.
- You're a good girl Sandy.
You're smart, you're beautiful,
you're a natural born leader.
I see the way the other
kids look up to you.
You can be anything you want,
you know that.
- Dad always says
I'm just like you.
And he thanks god
for it everyday.
- I just want
what's best for you.
- I know you do mom.
If I wanted to help
out with the cause,
what would you want me to do?
- Well basically the
same as the rest of us,
I would want you to convince
all the girls at school
not to fool around
with any of the boys
until all the guns are gone.
I know you and I haven't
talked much about sex Sandy,
and I'm sure it's a conversation
that's way passed due,
but if you and kieth--
- mom.
- Well I was never able
to talk to my mother
you to be able to talk to me.
- We agreed to wait until
our one year anniversary.
- When's that?
- Tomorrow.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- If he loves you
Sandy, he'll wait.
- You can't be serious.
- So what's another week or two?
- Rockford's not going
to give up their guns
in a week or two Sandy.
They'll probably never
give up their guns.
- You could help you know.
Try to talk people into it.
- Listen I don't wanna
sound like a jerk Sandy but
I may not be able to wait.
- Fine, don't wait.
Go find someone else.
Maybe I will too.
- Who?
- I could hook up with any
guy I want to right now
and he'd gladly wait for me.
- You don't love me.
- Stop being such a baby kieth.
Of course I do.
And if you love me you'll wait.
- And if you loved
me you wouldn't.
- I can not believe you.
Wait.
Come on.
Sandy.
- All right
now come on everybody.
- Aside from our
god given rights,
it is also our
constitutional right
for a person to bare arms.
in the second amendment.
- Where?
- What?
- Where in the second
amendment does it say that?
I'll tell you where,
it's no where.
- She's absolutely right.
before the supreme court
fabricated it in 2008,
there was no such thing
as an individuals right
to bare arms.
isn't about your rights,
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