Journey to Saturn Page #3

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Let's rock'n'roll, boys!

- Hold lt! Prison break!

- Basra!

Great teamwork.

Let's go! Hup, hup, hup.

- They seem to be getting ready.

- But for what?

- Look! Our spaceship.

- And there's the boss dude.

Saturn Force One, departure!

Destination:
Planet Earth.

- Earth?

- Operation Suck Earth Dry.

Proceed to hut 3

and await the Dictator's signal.

- Suck Earth Dry?

- Sounds klnky!

Aha! The Dictator is on hls way

to Earth to launch an invaslon.

- l knew it was a rogue state!

- Look at that glant vacuum cleaner.

lf he reaches Earth and transmlts

the signal, lt would mean ...

- The End of the World!

- We'll put an end to that.

Move over, boys!

Time fer some b*obs and beer.

l found thls l the Earthllngs' craft.

Some outmoded audio-visual media

based on electromagnetic currents.

Thls seems to be a manual

ln the customs of the Earthllngs.

lnteresting.

Ouch, that f***ing shlt!

And then there's a slight ascend,

whlch you stlck to for ten minutes ...

Saturn misslon to Cape Kurt, come in.

Per, let's get this baby ln the air

so we can elimlnate that UFO.

l haven't had much practice wlth this

model ... l'm used to the Apollo type.

You and l have the look of death.

Remember that.

lt's always nice

to have a clear vlew, rlght?

Per, hurry up!

HANDBRAKE:

Tilt, Per! Tilt!

What's the matter with you, kld?

Don't worry. l'll take lt from here.

l flew the Hercules planes

when we carpet-bombed Beograd.

Post-traumatlc stress dlsorder after

dangerous mlsslons ls qulte common.

Ouch, that old f***ing plece of sh*t!

Yes! Come on. Expedltlon,

Cape Kurt calllng. Can you hear me?

- Hello.

- Per, is that you?

This is George from the Short wave

Radio Club. Any kinky girls on line?

Hello? Hello ...

Ole has totally freaked out.

The enemy ls ln sight!

The Earthlings' spacecraft!

lt's galning on us.

Let them come.

Fire! And not just a warning shot

either. Just throw it right at them.

They're gone.

- Contact! Per, elimlnate them.

- What?

- Let me have a shot at lt.

- You know dog fights too, Mr. 9/1 1?

No, three years in the accommodation

centre. PlayStation, see?

- Way to go, Jamil. Bull's eye!

- The UFO seems to be unharmed.

They don't stand a chance

against our deflector shield.

Give me an estimate of the steering

system of their pathetic vessel.

- A black hole. lt's sucklng us in!

- Arne, turn the wheel!

Way to go, Arne!

- Red alert!

- Take over. l'll check the air lock.

Red alert! Red alert!

CONFlDENTlAL

Per, would you please come wlth me?

Just actlvate the jet pack, scoot over

to the UFO and attach the explosives.

- Have you gone mad, man?

- Don't worry, Per.

Thls should be a plece of cake

for a seasoned astronaut llke you.

Wait!

l'm not an astronaut.

l've never been to space before.

l don't know how to rlde a jet pack!

l've known that

from the moment l saw you.

Arne Skrydsbl has a keen eye.

You smell like a con man.

- Arne' l can explain lt all ...

- No, you cannot!

- Know ... who sailed Olfert Fischer?

- An ole fart?

- Hello?

- Shot them ... call it friendly fire.

Can you hear me?

- Arne, thls ls dangerous!

- You've endangered the mlssion.

What with your lies

and fake exam papers.

- Walt! l lied for a reason.

- lt had better be a good reason.

- l lled because l was in love.

- l see. That's the worst excuse ever!

- Have you never been in love, Arne?

- l was close to my pup, Dick Cheney.

- But l shot it when lt ate my medals!

- l'm talklng about real love, Arne.

Have you never been so madly in love

that it hurts just to see her?

That's how l felt about Susanne. She'd

just been accepted lnto the Academy.

l thought, "l'm will be an astronaut,

too." Just to be close to her.

But l flunked all the tests.

Get to the point, or l shoot you

ln the head like llttle Dick Cheney.

So l started cheating to impress her.

Yes, l tampered with my exam papers.

No Dane wlth any klnd of space slash

milltary tralnlng ls fooled by a con.

Yes. She was mad about me,

and everythlng was just great.

Then she found out l had cheated

and went totally balllstlc.

She sald l was a disgrace to the space

program. She never understood.

l didn't give a f*** about the space

program. l just wanted to be with her.

You actlvate the bomb

on the red button.

No!

Oh, no!

- Where's Per?

- There.

lt's always nlce to have a clear view,

rlght, Per?

Activate the jet pack, you idiot!

Hell bloody!

- Oh. no.

- No more games.

What klnd of abomlnatlon ls this?

Some sort of advanced remote control.

They've taken over our control system.

What the f*** are you up to?

Goodbye.

Get us away from here!

Typlcal!

Per!

- You are a trained astronaut, right?

- We'll be a part of history forever.

- You're so cool, Per!

- You smell like a con man.

- Per is a genuine man of the people.

- Per is a f***ing fraud!

Susanne!

Susanne ... no!

Per! Oh, no, lt's all my fault.

Bloody hell! The autopilot ls down

with a fatal error.

This is a crisis situation.

We'll never make it back to Earth.

- What happened to Per?

- He was sucked lnto the black hole.

- We have to go in after him.

- A suiclde mission? You'd llke that!

- We have to try.

- Arne, where are you?

Arne, for f***'s sake!

The mission always comes flrst!

Per failed us. l can do nothing!

- What the hell is wrong now?

- We've run out of gas.

Well, you'll have lt your way then.

Beloved Mr. Dictator,

we're enterlng the Earth's atmosphere.

He was rlght. They've got enough water

to keep the fleet running in 20 years.

Send the co-ordlnates

to the invaslon force.

l don't know what so say, but l think

somethlng has gone terribly wrong.

- What's golng on?

- Someone ls enterlng the atmosphere.

Oh, no!

Slx. One, two, three' four ... Oh, no.

Oops, Mr. Prime Minister,

this is going to be expensive.

We'll just cut back on the care of

our senlor citizens again this year.

- Mr. Maj.

- Susanne. What an entrance.

Our spaceshlp is lost, and an

unldentified vessel is approaching.

- l thlnk it's hostlle.

- The Danlsh People's Party protest.

There comes a time when you as

a citizen of thls peaceful nation -

- will be forced to perform

the noble defonce mechanism, -

- which we through proud generatlons

have resorted to agaln and again -

- and proven that we master

to perfection.

- Total supjection.

- What?

We're talking about cool cash here.

lmaglne the export rights and

exchange of sustainable technology.

Your re-electlon is ensured slnce you

can lower taxes and safoguard welfare.

You can't jus do that!

Leave thls to the men now,

right, you sweet llttle thing?

- l thlnk we've passed through it.

- Never underestlmate Danish deslgn.

- The atmosphere is compatible.

- We're really out ln the stlcks, huh?

We have to survey the area and

find fuel, lf Denmark ls to be saved.

Look! A llght.

DENMARK HAS VlSlTORS

FROM SPACE:

Cheers!

l'm so horny.

We want to cum in the ass

of all your girls.

Give me your big cock.

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