Kelly & Cal Page #3
so involved in our lives.
And I didn't think we'd be
moving here.
That's for sure.
- What about your parents?
- Well, my dad's dead.
- Sorry.
What about your mom?
- We don't speak.
- She hasn't met Jackson?
- Not yet.
She lives in upstate New York,
and she's very busy
whoring herself
around the senior circuit, so...
- Man, count me in.
- I thought I hated my parents,
but, I mean...
- Can we talk about
anything else?
- I really like your hair.
I mean, I think
it's f***ing sexy.
- You do?
You should have seen the looks
on their faces when I came out
and I was just like "ta-da"
with the pl...
I don't know.
- That's funny.
You're not your mom, though,
you know. I mean...
- What?
- I just mean
It's not gonna be like that
for you and Jack, you know.
Little Jack-o.
with him and... and everything.
- Shut the f*** up.
Come on.
- Did you just mimic me?
- Yeah.
Hold on.
- Upsy-daisy.
- Yoo-hoo!
In here!
- Hey, I didn't expect to see
you guys again so soon.
- Well, Josh told us that he'd
be working late a lot,
and he asked us
to check up on you.
- Good.
Neat-o.
- Mom and I have been talking
about you.
- Is this an intervention?
Of course not.
You make it sound like
you're an addict or something.
- You're not.
Are you?
- No!
No.
- No, you're just
sleep-deprived,
overworked, and exhausted.
- So we thought
that we could help out
with meals and babysitting.
Hi.
- We wanted you to have a chance
to get out and clear your mind
and get recharged
and come back
ready to love the little pooper.
- I do love my little pooper.
- Of course you do.
- And I've got the number
of a really good therapist
for this sort of thing.
- Wow, you haven't even found
a sperm donor
and you've already located
a postpartum counselor for me?
- See?
That is exactly what I mean.
The moodiness,
the irrational outbursts.
- That was a joke, Julie.
That's not even an outburst.
- I think you need help.
- We'd like to come by
every afternoon.
Would that be all right?
- Do I have a choice?
- Why don't you go out and do
something nice for yourself?
- Like maybe see a therapist.
- I want to work
with the handicapped.
Wow, that...
that is a good idea.
Yeah, working with
the less fortunate.
- I was thinking of something
a little more fun,
like a night out,
girls' night out or something.
- With you guys?
- Of course not.
With your friends.
Just take some time out,
have a couple of drinks.
- Gosh, I haven't talked
to the girls in so long.
- Not that we want to encourage
drinking to excess, of course.
- Of course.
I don't even like drinking.
- My God!
Hello!
- Hey!
- My God!
- Hey, ladies.
- Look at you.
- Your hair!
- Good to see you.
- Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here.
When you said you were moving
to the 'burbs,
you weren't kidding.
- I know.
Nice to see you too.
- Pictures?
- I want to see.
- You're gonna die.
He's so beautiful.
Women!
- My God.
- So cute!
- Doesn't he look like Josh?
- Totally.
- And this one, there's
a little bit of a smile.
- And look at its teeny...
look at its teeny little feet.
- I know!
- My God.
My God, Kelly,
you've got to see the pictures
of Nikki's new puppy.
Show her.
- Okay.
We got a Weimaraner.
They're really high-strung dogs
but, like, intelligent,
super intelligent.
Like human intelligent
but really needy.
It's exhausting but rewarding.
You know what I mean.
Look.
- Look at that.
I mean, look at
the beautiful face on that dog.
- Wow, that's...
that's a dog.
- I know, right?
It's like your whole life
changes, right?
Like, all of a sudden,
your whole world
revolves around them.
- Sweetie,
I'm so proud of you, sweetie.
- To the mommies!
- To the mommies.
- To the mommies.
So nice to see you, Kel.
- How many, um, calories
are in...
- Hola.
Nacho lady con cervezas.
Hey.
You enjoying the view?
- No, not really.
Who's the uptight b*tch?
- That would be
my sister-in-law, Julie.
- She's a little bit
overdressed.
Wow.
- Wh...
I brought you nachos
and cervezas.
- Muy bueno.
To what do I owe this unexpected
nocturnal pleasure?
- You reading poetry?
- Hey.
- Nice music.
- Yeah.
Well, I know the bassist.
She's a total fox.
So what are you... doing here
and all dressed up?
Not that I'm unhappy to see you,
but shouldn't you be at home
with your husband and kid?
- I was ordered
to go out and have a good time,
so I had a girls' night out.
- So shouldn't you be out
with your posse
at f***ing Tommy's Irish Tavern
or something?
- Yep.
Wow.
I realized we don't have
anything in common anymore.
- People are cowards.
Nobody ever just comes out
and says,
"Dude, your life
totally freaks me out."
They just vanish.
- Jesus.
Sorry.
- I mean, that's basically
the same thing that happened
to me.
Just... I got out of rehab,
and they threw
this big party for me and,
and then... and then, you know,
they all disappeared.
I haven't seen them since.
Bailey said,
it was too intense for her.
She was f***ing some other dude
four weeks to the day
after the accident.
- What a b*tch.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I mean,
this was basically her fault.
- What do you mean?
jump through hoops
and do crazy sh*t for her,
You know,
I was supposed to prove
how I felt about her
or something.
Anyways, I was performing
what turned out to be
the last of my grand gestures
when I had the accident.
I climbed to the top
of this water tower...
you know, the one on the hill
by the overpass?
- And I was gonna put
her name on it
but, I mean, not just her name...
like, undergrowth and plants
and leaves and flowers.
It was so cool up there, man.
And... and it was a statement
about Bailey as this life-force,
like the electrical energy
of wild growing things.
- That's beautiful.
- Yeah.
Well, that's how
she made me feel.
And, I'm 50 feet
above the ground,
spray-painting her name,
and I never finished.
I got to the word "bail,"
which is basically what she did
when she figured out
the f***ing physical therapy
wasn't gonna take.
- To absent friends.
F*** 'em.
- F*** 'em.
But I still have to go to school
with her.
- Jesus.
I can't wait till this
graduation sh*t is over!
- God,
you must have all that
like with the pajama breakfast
and amusement park day and...
The prom! What a farce.
- God, prom.
There's no way
I'm attending now.
- My former best friend, Zack.
I'm sure they'll take lovely
commemorative photos,
post them on Facebook.
- I remember my prom.
I got dumped by my boyfriend
two weeks before,
and, um, he started seeing
this girl
who would wear black nail polish
after I did.
Then she'd show up in the same
Vans after I wore them.
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