Kenny Page #3
"Australians all
let us ring Joyce...
"'cause she is young
and free. "
So, obviously, I was making
a goose of myself...
...right up until the old man
set me straight on the words.
I sing it right now.
"Australians all
let us ring Joyce. "
God.
You know, I get to see
some great stuff doing this job.
And it's never boring.
But, I mean, you know,
I hear of people all the time...
...and you read about it -
...people sitting behind
their desk at work...
...terrified that the next day
they're gonna be out of work.
Well, that's not something
I've ever gotta worry about.
You know, it's not like
my business...
...is gonna dry up
overnight, is it?
How you been? Well?
Excellent.
I haven't seen you forever.
I'll catch up with you there.
OK.
See you, mate.
See you.
That's a mate from school.
That's a guy
I went to school with.
That's Macka.
I must admit, I thought
you'd got a bit taller...
...since I'd seen you...
...but you've got
They're different from the footy
boots you strapped on...
...when we were at school, mate.
There's not too much I regret
about doing this job.
I think I've worked
a lot of hours...
...and it's probably
aged me a bit.
You know, some of my mates
reckon I'm looking a bit worn.
Well, I lost my missus.
I lost her out of it.
That was... Well, I didn't
lose her. I know where she is.
She just left me, but, uh...
...it bit me on the arse pretty hard when
she was leaving me.
You know, it was one tax I
didn't expect to pay in this job...
...and that was losing me missus.
But when you spend more time
with other people's poo...
...than you do your own wife,
you've gotta pay the penalty.
Do you know that
70% of marriages fail? 70%.
I mean, you hear of so many stories of
that whole...
...that same scenario.
You know, you get married...
...and a week later
they break up or something...
...or, you know, it doesn't work.
Or, you know, sex doesn't
happen or something.
Or, you know,
she goes off you or something.
Or, you know, the parents
are around every day...
...or something.
Or you can't support them,
give them what they want...
...because they came from,
you know...
...a wealthier background
or something than you...
...and you're wishing
that you could, you know...
...support it more than that,
but you can't...
...because you just... You can't.
I always get a little bit nervous...
...when Pat comes in
for one of his little chats.
Sadly, Pat's chosen to learn
from my life's mistakes...
...instead of learning
from his own.
- So... You still loved her
in the end?
Or did you?...
Oh, it was a little bit hard to
Yeah.
Don't worry too much.
If you worry too much,
By the time you cut
the wedding cake...
...you'll cut the table in half,
you'll be that nervous.
A wedding is an "I do" kind of day.
That's all your pressure is.
Remember that - "I do. "
Do you want to marry this woman till
the rest of your life?
"I do. "
Are you ready
to go to the park?
Do you want to have
photos taken next to her...
...now that you've married her?
"I do. "
Do you want to go
on the honeymoon...
...and do the horizontal
folk dance?
"Yes, love, I do. "
Just, all you've gotta
remember is "I do".
There's no pressure,
you know?
If you think of it like that,
then it's not that big a deal...
in the wedding dress...
...then you'll know
your day's gone to sh*t.
But that's not gonna
happen, is it?
I don't know whether
I'm necessarily the right person...
...to be asking about all this,
to tell you the truth, Pat.
Mine failed.
I don't... You know...
I once heard a guy say...
"Cut out the middle man -
"find someone you hate
and give them a house. "
Now, if you want to
be negative about it...
...that's the way you'd look at it.
You've been there.
I haven't been there yet.
You've been through that.
I mean, I'm asking you
because you...
...you were there for 14 years.
But that's...
that was my missus.
You're gonna marry
someone different.
And that's...
If you were gonna
marry my ex-wife...
I'd have a ton of stuff
to tell you.
Is this the right person?
Is this the right time?
Is this the right?...
- Hello.
- Yeah, come in.
Yeah, it's only me.
How are you?
- Yeah, OK.
It's a fair old day outside,
isn't it?
There's the boy.
How are you, boy? You right?
You right to go?
All good. You've got some
stuff packed and a towel?
Alright.
Well, we'll get going, eh?
We'll hit the road.
What do you say, mate?
We'll be back,
well, I don't know what time.
We're just gonna head off
down the beach now.
So...
- I need him back by 4:00.
I'm sorry?
- I need him back by 4:00.
What? Well, it's midday now.
How am I gonna have him back
by four o'clock?
I've got plans.
I need him back by 4:00.
Look, you want to
jump in the car, mate?
Grab your toy there.
Jump in the car.
I'll be one sec.
I'm just gonna have
a little chat to your mother.
It would've been nice
to have known this...
...at 8:
00 this morningwhen I rang.
We're going down
to Ocean Grove.
It'll take me an hour and a half
to get there.
I don't give a sh*t.
I need him back at 4:00.
We're just taking him down
to see his grandfather.
If I've got him back by 4:00...
...we'll only spend
30 minutes there.
It would've been nice
to have known this...
...this morning, though.
I'm taking the boy
down to see his grandfather...
...not that you seem to be
Alright.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, do you want to
jump in the front...
...with your old man, mate?
You don't want to
jump up the front there?
We've got the front seat.
You can sit up with me and...
Alright. Well, please yourself.
You're right
in the back there, then?
Alright.
How you been, mate?
You been good?
Hey? Well, er, we'll get you
down to your granddad's.
We're just gonna go down to
Ocean Grove, to the beach.
You like it down at the beach,
don't you, mate?
What do you say, eh?
Dad, are you going to hell?
Am I going to hell?
Well, no, I'm not going to hell.
Not as far as I know.
Why's that?
Because Mum said... Mum said you
don't believe in God.
Mum said
I don't believe in God?
And that's why
I'm going to hell?
Well, mate, er...
Look, I tell you what.
When God introduces
himself to me...
I'll give him my full attention.
I'll give him 150%, mate.
But until then,
I'm just a little bit busy.
Jesus, and I'm going to hell,
she reckons.
To be quite honest,
Am I going to hell!
You know, if my son
ended up doing this job...
I don't think
I'd be that upset by that.
If he was happy...
...and he had good people around him...
...like I've got good people around me...
...and he's making OK money...
...and he's proud of
what he does as a trade -
'cause, don't forget,
it is a trade...
Hello?
...I'd be stoked for him.
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