Kick-ass Page #4

Um... it won't happen again

Nice shot by the way

Thank you

Be careful.

Hey, Green a**hole. Can't use the front door now.

Wait, wait, wait!

What?

Who are you?

Me?

I'm "Hit Girl"

and that's " Big Daddy"

Come on

Come on!

"Hit Girl" and

"Big Daddy"

They were real deal.

Me

I was just a

stupid dick in a wetsuit.

What is this, What am I lookin' at here?

It was Sal's phone. They found it in his hand.

They must have taken that right before he died

I know this sounds f***ed up, Franky... but that guy in the

picture... I think it's that superhero nut job from the TV.

Who?

Kick-Ass?

One guy?

Hold on. You telling me one guy killed 8 of my men tonight?

Eight at Sal's place... 4 at that kid, Rasul's.

We have no mercenaries on the streets at all.

Right.

Made to understand?

One Guy

You think?

Nah if you're right, we're gonna look like the biggest bunch of pussies in New York

What do you want me to do?

I want Kick-Ass' f***in' head on a stick. And I want it now.

I didn't say anything, to anyone, I

swear!

Good move. Ass, Kick.

Let's keep it that way.

You know what this is?

All the cartridge crap that comes outta

your gay little taser when you fire it.

Do you know the police could've traced it

right back to you if they'd found it?

Lucky for you, I

picked it up.

Thank you.

Let's call it insurance.

Makes it easier for me to take your word.

See, we like you. But we don't trust you.

Don't take it personal though. We

don't trust anybody.

I re-routed your IP address. Finding you was way too easy.

Aw Sh*t. Sh*t

I hadn't thought - My God, I...

I owe you

You know what? I'm thinking of

shutting my site down anyway,

quitting. This is... f***ing insane.

I'm in way over my head.

It's a shame. You have potential.

Your call, son. But, y'know, were

around if you need us.

How do I get hold of you?

Just contact the mayor's office. He has

a special signal he shines in the sky?

It's in the shape of a giant cock.

You need us, put on your web site that

you're on vacation.

We'll find you.

Hit Girl, back to headquarters

Sweet dreams.

I need you to get rid of Kick-Ass.

What's up?

What's up?

Kick-Ass is killing my men, Gigante, that's

what's up

My condolences.

But I'm afraid I can't help you out on this one.

He's movin' outside my jurisdiction.

Outside your jurisdiction?

You're a f***ing cop and he's breaking the law! That's so inside

your jurisdiction it's ball-deep in your jurisdiction's ass!

The boss pays me to nail the

bad guys. You pay me not to.

Everything else is in the grey area.

Yeah, F*** you very much, Vic. Just do

it, okay?

Un-f***in'believable

where is Cody?

He's late

Thank you, Cody. We appreciate

your cooperation.

Let me out now?

I gave you all them names and

address.

Hey, I won't say nothing to nobody. You and you're crazy b*tch friend can go back to where ever you once

...Hey c'mon now... that's a very bad thing you're doing now..

Really nasty individuals...

Let me go, Hey...

Do not do this

Come on!

please.. hey.. stop!

stop, please!

(Screaming)

What a douche.

You've done a self tan before, right?

Yeah, I do it all the time.

Murder. Superheroes breaking into my bedroom.

My life was turning into some f***ed up dream I couldn't wake up from

Even with the good parts, were totally surreal

Oh hey, I read those old Ditko Spider-Mans

you gave me? They're actually pretty good.

Yeah, they are.

And it's been a whole week since I've heard from Rasul.

That's great.

Once upon a time, there were two super cops called

Daddy and Marcus...

who were very good at getting bad guys

Frank Damico was the baddest guy of them all

and he came up with a plan to get rid of Daddy.

Being framed as drug dealer was the worst possible thing

that could have happened to Daddy.

Prison was not his natural habitat

He was very upset.

With Daddy in prison

His pregnant wife was all alone.

And could not cope.

But all clouds have a silver lining.

And out of her death..

Mindy was born

Marcus became the child's guardian

And Daddy started a plan of his very own.

Five years later he left prison

And he was ready

Now it's time for Mindy to get ready too.

How'd you find me Marcus?

One of us is still a cop, remember?

Now you brain-washed Mindy?

You say brain-washed

I say made it into a game.

What you call this? Playing, Damon?

Vigilante justice. Mass murder. C'mon, partner.

So where is she?

She's safe -

Can I see her? -

I miss her,

I miss you both.

I appreciate your concern.

But you need to go now.

I should warn you that a**hole,

Gigante, is looking for Kick-Ass.

He got something to do with you Damon?

You started some kinda f***ed-up

superhero club?

Never heard of him

Ok, well heads up, alright?

You keep carrying on like you've been carrying on and it's

only a matter of time before Gigante's looking for you.

He's been on Frank D'Amicos payroll ever since you

passed up the opportunity,

You know I'm not gonna stop.

Not 'til D'Amico and his whole damn

operation are burnt to ashes.

And buried.

It ain't gonna bring her back, Damon.

This is not the life for Mindy,

You owe that kid a childhood.

I'll tell you who owes her a

childhood:

Frank D'Amico

Holy sh*t

I don't f***in' believe it.

Follow him. Around the corner.

Not too fast

He's doing the high fives.

I'll give 'em a motherfuckin' high five.

High five and bullshit

Keep going, keep going.

Not too close

He's going into the alley

He's going to the alley

Okay, when I tell you stop the car.

Ready?

Hey Kick-Ass

How ya doin'?

Kill my men, huh?!

Take my f***ing coke?!

What are you doing?

Let us go, come on

Come on, Frank, he had enough,

Come on.

What the f*** are you looking at? Huh?

Come on, let's go

Come on

He was so young

Who would get to die that way?

I just can't believe he's dead that's all

Oh, I know.

Listen Katie,

guys like Rasul... They get mixed up in

stuff, and...

I know, but what if it was my

fault?

What if Kick-Ass did it?

I mean I feel like should call cops or something

you're talking crazy!

there's no way! He probably

didn't even read your e-mail yet.

Yeah? -

There's nothing to worry about -

I'm so glad you're here

I look like such a mess

You look Okay.

I'm here

Yeah I'm Okay.

I hope it's Okay to say this, but

It so sucks

that you're gay.

I don't f***in' believe this

What kind of children's enterfuckingtainer is that? Huh?

What kind of kid has a Spider-Man party? Sure.

But a f***in' Kick-Ass Party?

What are they're selling paper plates and napkins down at the store, now?

Frank, You're scarin' me

You're losin' it.

Since when did you start getting your hands dirty again, huh? And in public.

Since when I asked you Fucks to deliver me Kick-Ass and you don't deliver that's when.

Hey give me a break it's been a week.

We e-mailed him. We got half the crew doing petty crimes as bait

We're bustin' our asses here.

What hell are you doing?

You back on the Powder now, as well?

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