Kid Cannabis Page #4

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Huh. So he's

Cool with his hottest daughter

just blowing herself up?

Do you want to write

a f***ing report?

Do you want a hit?

I don't want to write a report.

I'm Topher.

Nicole.

Nate, come here, sexy.

Oh, this is my buddy, Darren.

What's up, dude?

This is my boy Nate.

He's kind of shy

around white girls.

F*** you, I'm shy.

Hi. Nate. Pleasure.

Nicole. Don't be shy

around me, Nate.

I'm an easy girl to get to know.

Holy sh*t, this is

bomb-Ass chronic.

You want to take some

home with you?

Uh...

yeah.

Yeah. We, uh, how much?

How much we talking?

How much you looking for?

A lot.

We probably should have

suspected a set-Up.

I would have claimed entrapment.

But you don't get many

second chances in life.

Or first chances,

for that matter.

When an opportunity

like Nicole comes along,

You better be ready to jump

on and bite down hard.

Come on.

Hey, mom.

This is, uh, Topher and...

Nate.

Hi. How are you?

Good. How are you?

Pleasure.

Nate? How are you?

Not bad.

That's my little sister Ella.

Hi, Ella.

Hey there.

How are you?

These boys are looking

for some buds.

Sweet. Okay, hold on.

John! These boys

come a-Looking.

Around here.

Almost there, fellows.

Let's go.

Little corner here.

Watch your heads. Low bridge.

Now we're stepping up.

Let's go. Step up.

Up, up.

There you go.

All right, lose the masks.

Come on in.

Ever seen a vegging room before?

No.

Well, welcome then.

This is a completely controlled

and sealed environment.

Temperature, co2, humidity.

It's all controlled.

Get the f*** away from it.

We use Rockwool

And these puffed lava rocks.

There you go.

Plants absolutely love it.

Let me show you

the flowering room.

Whatever you do, don't touch

those yellow things.

Why not?

Whole place will blow up.

Really?

No. They're fly traps.

I have been selecting

indica mothers

And cross-Breeding them

with mostly indica male plants.

And this, oh, this is

My masterpiece.

Took me almost 20 years

to develop this strain.

The homozygous dominant is

what gets the great bud color.

This durga mata, she's a hybrid

Of two different shiva strains.

I get one from a U.S.

Government laboratory.

Look at that thick stem,

will you?

Short inner loaves,

long, pointy fingers.

Strong veins.

Tight, tight bud clusters.

I love the frosty look,

don't you?

F***ing love it.

Looks amazing.

Go ahead, take a big smell.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Enormously high THC.

Very sweet, hashy taste.

And it finishes

with a Christmas cake mix

Of tropical, fruity flavors.

Manatushka thunderfuck

and silver Kush, see,

Can't even carry

this bud's jockstrap.

It's two different universes.

They're not even

in the f***ing same reality.

Look at me.

The sh*t that we grow here

is f***ing insane.

This is the healthiest THC

delivery system that you can use.

You understand, it doesn't burn

The leaves, it just

heats them up enough

To release and activate the THC.

So, it feels like you're

inhaling cool air,

With a light kind

of candy corn taste.

Trust me, when you smoke

as much as we do,

It's the only way to go.

Yeah. I mean, your lungs are

the gateway to the bloodstream,

And they have to last

you a lifetime.

John used to be

a two pack a day smoker

When we met.

You are a goddess,

And you saved my life.

Of course, baby.

You boys don't smoke cigarettes, do you?

He does.

That's a nasty habit.

I mean, those things are

just full of chemicals.

We don't let Nicky

date smokers, do we?

Yeah, I actually just quit.

Hey. Hey, uh,

You mind if I get another slug?

Easy there, killer.

This isn't that mexi schwag

you're used to smoking.

It will drop you like owl sh*t

on the forest floor.

Dad, stop bragging.

Nicole, baby,

It's not bragging

if it's the truth.

The THC content in here is,

what, 25 percent?

Your head's used to seven.

Coley bear, you want to swirl

down a little magic?

Yes.

Oh, thanks for asking me.

Oh, come on, mama bear,

you know you're always included.

Your daddy's favorite girl.

Oh, I better be daddy's only girl.

Someone's gonna get

laid tonight.

Who?

This is pretty strange,

huh, kid?

We don't deal in small quantity.

Nothing less than a hundred a run,

$1600 a pound.

Trust me, it's in both

of our best interests.

You're gonna want to keep your

risk-Reward ratio nice and high.

Can you deal

with that kind of stock?

Remembering that effective

distribution is the key to success

For all of us in this business.

The only sure thing

is the demand.

The rest of it is just plain,

old-Fashioned hard work.

You're preaching again.

No. But, honey, this is important.

And let me tell them why.

Because when the money comes,

When it really, really

starts to come,

Well, sometimes, boys, it is hard

to keep your go kart on the track.

Actually, we were thinking

more like 300 pounds.

Excuse me?

Can you get

that many able bodies?

Serious soldiers

with soft, golden hearts?

It's not a problem.

People who you would blind trust

In a forest fire or firefight.

One hundred percent.

These are guys I grew up with.

They're my brothers

but from different mothers.

Well, let's get down

to brass tacks.

Drug smuggling... Yes.

That damn sure is what it is...

Requires more cool,

more integrity

Than any other business.

So much is done on a wink and a handshake.

And if you did get busted,

it's usually because somebody was jealous.

They ratted you out.

Someone on the inside.

Someone on your first-String

team, all full of beer

And bullshit, who has no idea

what cool really means.

Clint Eastwood.

Clint Eastwood is cool.

Twelve to twenty words

a picture, no need to brag,

No need to boast.

And if you're not humble,

Start flashing your hubris,

with your candy apple red...

Daddy, shut up.

You're way too stoned...

You're right.

I f***ing well am.

I think that we should just

keep it small at first.

We can handle it.

And I appreciate it.

Better to hear it now than to

have to experience it later.

We don't front product.

We're strictly cash and carry.

It keeps the air

between us clean and pure.

I understand.

Three hundred pounds?

How f***ing high are you?

Seriously, what type of tony Montana,

bipolar sh*t are you on right now?

Because you almost had

a f***ing heart attack

Crossing the border carrying

nothing but your own weight.

Now you want to do

300 pounds a run?

Where the f*** are we gonna

get that kind of money?

I'll get it.

Oh, you'll get it.

Yeah.

You got a f***ing oil well somewhere

In your backyard you haven't

told anybody about?

Look, dude, this is our big chance,

and it may be our only one,

So we have to take it. Okay?

Three hundred pounds

will get you $640,000.

That's 3.8 million in a week, and that's

taking Sunday off for a little prayer, okay?

Can you believe that sh*t?

F***ing ridiculous. No, I don't believe...

Boys, why don't you stay over?

You're in no condition to drive.

Seriously, it's all good.

Come on.

All right.

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