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Kid Cannabis Page #5
Thank god she came out
with the invite,
Because right then,
I couldn't have driven a biscuit
Into a plate full of gravy.
I'm all for mixing
business with pleasure,
But I knew if this business
got done and done right,
There would be more pleasure than any
of us could handle without a spotter.
Thank god Topher was too dumb
To slop on the one condom
he brought,
Because I needed it to get the
sample weed back across the border.
my gag reflex before,
But f*** me if
Didn't make me want to puke
like a sick puppy.
F***.
Hello, Mr. Norman.
Hi.
Right over
to secondary inspection.
Great.
That was the only time I ever
drove product across the border.
in my lower intestine
'Cause I knew I'd need it
to rustle up investors.
I just hoped it smelled and smoked
sweet after the journey it was taking,
And that they weren't gonna give me a
laxative and an hour on the shitter.
Drop them.
Hey, Barry. How you doing?
Nate Norman.
I have a business proposal
for you.
Hey, Barry. My name
is Nate Norman.
I have a business proposition
for you.
Barry Lerner.
Not his real name, fyi.
But someone I heard about through
this guy who used to run for butler.
Remember when I said butler should have
done less talking and more listening?
Feds have been trying
to nail Barry for years.
And if I had rolled on him,
I wouldn't be where I am today.
But he kept his word,
and I kept mine.
Can I get you another soda?
Uh, sure.
Anything else?
Uh, yeah. Could I have a beer sent
over to Barry Lerner over there?
Uh, what kind of beer?
What do you got?
We have a lot of different kinds of beers.
Just get what that guy's having
And send it over to him, please.
All right, six bucks.
Okay.
Two, three, six,
and as a bonus...
Here's some change.
Baller.
Thank you.
Barry was from Israel.
Not the beaches
with the beautiful girls part,
He'd been charged
with five counts of murder
And aggravated assault,
but never got close to being convicted.
from the coast of Portugal,
Cocaine from south Peru,
and funneled money
From the streets of the
northwest into his accounts.
But his real love
and passion was weed.
It's from that kid
with the glasses.
Hey. Uh, Barry?
How are you?
Do I know you?
Nate Norman.
Do I know you?
I know you do business
with Brendan butler.
What the f***
is with Brendan butler?
It's cool, it's cool.
I'm not a cop or anything.
Know people who know people.
Look, why don't you go back to
your table and leave me alone?
"I am not a cop."
I have a business proposition for you,
if you're willing to hear me out.
I have cell phone stores.
Do you need a new phone?
Unhappy with your plan?
No. Then we have no
business to discuss.
Move on.
- What do you want?
- Where the f*** are you?
I'm doing business.
Just gonna leave me in bum-F*** Canada?
Seem like you're having
a good enough time, dude.
What kind of
business are you doing? Nate?
Dealing with a potential
financier. This could be big.
Okay?
Nate.
I'm crystal.
Hi.
Nate, what the f***'s going on?
Uh, Nate.
I know. I have something for you.
Come with me.
Nate, who is that?
I gotta go.
Sit down.
Okay.
I knew what Barry was doing.
Do you have anything else?
He was using her
to get all my info
And checking to see
if I was wearing a wire.
The guy was thorough, sharp,
and as detailed as a rocket launch.
And I was glad he was.
Stand up.
Okay. His ass was my ass if
this all turned to sh*t,
And let's be honest, I didn't
know what I was doing.
I was damn glad he did.
Taped it on her iphone
she says she want
to put it on viddy
but you gotta pay
for that look though really
get on your grind
like a good ho should be
there's enough tricks
for you to gather you
some big face fifties
make that p*ssy work for you
then bust it open
for a trill nigga
just like you 'posed to
if you don't comply
sh*t p*ssy only p*ssy
I'm a call me
another b*tch over
Barry says if you have
anything to say to him,
You can tell me.
Just talk, Mr. Big cock.
The clock is running.
Hi, Barry.
Here you are, sir.
This is better than anything
Brendan ever brought me.
I have a much better connect
than Brendan will ever have.
Oh, yeah?
Look, I'm honest and dependable,
And I will never run my mouth
off the way Brendan does.
The only reason I even
know about you
Is because he's always
full of beer and bullshit.
And running with your money or whatever
ghetto sh*t he's talking about.
Hmm.
That is $666,000.
For 300 pounds.
It's 2600 a pound.
I'm paying 2200.
Okay.
Can I trust you, Nate?
Yeah.
You understand me?
You understand who I am?
Do you understand
what's going on today?
This goes beyond trust.
This is a second mortgage.
On your life.
If you were to burn me,
It would be
a very bad day for you.
And for anyone and everyone
you know.
I know that you would like
your little brother
Phillip to raise his grades
in Mr. Harris's history class.
I know you would like to see
your mother
Not have to refill coffee
for a living.
Yeah.
Do you understand
How easy it would be
To bury 170 pounds
of rotting meat
Where no one will ever find it?
I want you to remember
my words here.
I want you to keep it
in your mind.
And I want you to let it guide
Your actions.
I will.
Poppy.
I'll be right with you, son.
Go.
Yes, Vidal. We'll go
to the beach.
We go to the beach now, okay?
You and poppy.
Now that I had the top-Shelf
financing secured,
It was time to assemble
my "a" team.
But what I needed most was for
them to be mine, 100 percent.
One weak link
and my ship would sink.
Turned out I was gonna have to
whip donkeys into racehorses.
I've hand-Picked you guys
'cause you're all adaptable dudes
With no attitudes, just gratitude.
Mike hunt, you fed me
many times for free.
Now I'm gonna pay you back.
Terry, your dad being
a sheriff's deputy
Is gonna put us
at a huge advantage.
You're gonna be our eyes and
ears inside law enforcement.
Dustin, you're the only jock in high
school who didn't beat the sh*t out of me.
I appreciate that.
Even though I know you've got a burnt knee,
kicking ass and hauling grass.
Dylan, you've always beat me
in paintball.
I want you to have my back in case things
go down O.K. Corral style, you feel me?
F***ing Patrick. I mean, we've been friends
since we were, what? Five years old?
Remember that time I got popped for
shoplifting and you took the heat?
Good man.
Scuzz.
You're just scuzz.
So I have one question,
and one question only.
Can I trust you?
Because we hold each other's
futures in our hands.
United we stand,
divided we fall.
And if we fall, it's because someone's
talking when they should be listening.
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