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Kid Cannabis Page #6
Someone who has no idea
what the concept of cool is.
Clint Eastwood is cool. Twelve
Doesn't need to brag,
doesn't need to boast, just gets sh*t done.
How much are we getting paid? Runners get
paid 3500 a run and drivers get 1500 a run.
How much are you getting paid?
Enough to pay you 3500 a run.
I'm putting everything I have,
everyone I love out on a skinny limb.
So, if it works out, yeah,
I may take home some money.
You're gonna be part
of the "a" team, I need you
In the best shape of your life.
That means we train and we train
and then we train some more.
Pain is just weakness
leaving your body.
You want to stop and take a break?
Take a long one and don't come back.
We can't be in the forest.
We need to become the forest.
We need to be prepared
for any and every eventuality.
We're gonna rig scuzz's car
with gas cans to explode
If we get pulled over
by the cops.
Whoa!
Oh, f*** off.
What the f***? Why my car?
Because it's ready
to blow anyway.
And because I said so. F***ing chill.
You sound like my dad.
He might be. I mean, the way your
mom sucks and fucks around town...
F*** you.
We're using two cars,
one decoy and one load car.
Make sure all the cars are clean.
Insurance, even tire pressure.
And we never have the crisp
for the product
In the same car
with the runners.
If we get tailed, the rear decoy
Will attack and distract
and we will keep on rolling.
Remember the details.
Plan the run and run the plan.
Cell phones off.
If your phone's on,
the feds can trace you absolutely anywhere.
If we trip off the motion sensors, they'll
be listening to us with hidden mikes.
You close every gate you open,
you pack out what you pack in.
Don't even spit
unless you have to.
Seriously, the last thing
we want to do is piss off
One of these survivalist redneck
It'll be 16.3 miles
across the trail.
Supplier will meet us
at the designated transfer spot
And we swap cash for stash.
Load up.
Hold the bag.
Hold the f***ing bag.
You'll be carrying
60 pounds each.
I know exactly how much
is going in,
I know exactly how much
is coming out.
So no loose pillows, no scraped butts,
no samples, nothing.
We got a job to do
and we're gonna do it.
They'll be watching
from the air.
So when we head back,
We need to be ninjas.
Seriously, invisible,
like baby's breath.
Once we make it across
the American side,
It's a flat-Out sprint
to the finish line.
If we trip off any sensors,
they'll be looking for us.
We better be in our car
and on our way out
Before they even wipe the doughnut
sugar off their mouths. Got me?
You got me or what?
Yeah.
Let's f***ing do this.
All right, hold up.
Hold up.
What?
We're taking a break.
No. No no no.
No sampling.
F*** you, Nate.
Take it out of my paycheck. I will.
Now it's out of your paycheck,
motherf***er.
Those first few runs
went like clockwork.
We were cannabis camels,
team triple "b,"
Humming along like
We could finally afford unlimited
wings and premium beer.
Guys, job well done, eh?
Yes.
Yes.
Many more to come.
F***, yeah.
And another thing.
I got something for you.
These wings are pretty...
happy birthday to me
This is only
the beginning, guys.
Bam.
Jesus, guys, don't open it here.
Don't I get more
than the other driver?
Why?
Because I carried the product.
I took all the risk.
We'll switch it up next time.
Yeah, but I need it this time.
Okay, yeah? And?
F*** you, Nate.
Guys, people are looking at us.
Don't f***ing tell me to chill.
Relax, scuzz.
Hey, are you Topher?
What?
I hear you're paying 3500
To haul great green across the border.
I'd love to get hooked up.
Who the f*** are you?
Who told you that, kid?
Who's talking to you, dick monkey?
Look, man, I'll do it for two G's,
And I promise I can run more pounds
than this f***ing teletubby.
F***ing beat it, kid.
Get the f*** out of here right now, kid.
F***ing four-Eyed fat f***.
What is going on?
Your language.
See how f***ing long
You can play
before you get popped.
Go back to daycare.
Okay, how you doing?
What the f*** just happened?
We do one job
and all of a sudden it's
F***ing all over
the front pages?
Who's talking?
What's going on here?
Not me, man.
I didn't say sh*t, man.
And why the f*** do they think
you're running the show, huh, toph?
What's up with that? I don't know.
Maybe because I look like a leader
And I had to carry your f***ing ass
the whole way. Outside, right now.
Nate.
Topher, be really nice...
Did that kid call him a teletubby?
What is wrong with you?
Me? What is this?
$3,500.
30... Are you
f***ing kidding me?
Drug runners get paid, dude.
A what? I'm not
a f***ing runner.
Dude, I thought
we were partners.
Brothers from another mother.
You wouldn't even
have the f***ing idea
If it wasn't for me.
That's bullshit.
It was my idea. I had
to talk you into it.
You thought it was stupid.
I found
the dream connect. Huh?
and then you f***ed her.
Big deal.
Jesus f***.
Hey man, I found the finances.
I'm handling the administration
And the distribution.
If anything goes wrong,
Going way off
the f***ing page wrong,
It's my ass signed and stapled
to the bottom line, okay?
Look, I'll give you seven k.
F*** your seven k.
You said we were
Splitting this sh*t 50-50.
I never said that.
You said we'd be millionaires.
You will be. I mean,
at seven k a run,
Seven runs a week,
you'll be a millionaire
In 16, 17 weeks.
You said f***ing
multi-Millionaire, Nate.
Then double that!
32 or 34, whatever.
Jesus Christ, man.
F***ing unbelievable.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
I need you to head up
the next few runs.
And you've gotta
tighten it up, okay?
You're the marine, I'm the...
the head 'em up,
move 'em out guy.
I'm... I'm a desk jockey.
I'm the button-Up...
How much you getting paid?
I don't know.
How much you f***ing getting paid?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I want ten grand
on the next run,
Or I'm f***ing done.
- Fine.
- I knew exactly
How much money I was making.
F***ing earn it, though.
More than enough to give
topher's ten grand a run
And to make my mom's
wildest dreams come true.
Best feeling in the world.
How do you know these people?
Just some people from work.
Is this one of your
drug-Dealer friends?
Shut up, Phillip.
Phillip.
Wow.
Look at that view.
It's pretty spectacular, huh?
Oh, my god.
Pretty sweet, huh?
Would you look at that?
Wow.
And you say
your friends live here.
Yeah-Huh.
Oh, wow.
What is this?
It's our house, mom.
What?
Yeah.
7,800 square feet.
Got our own dock.
You got your own upstairs wing.
Kitchen. Two bedrooms.
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