Klovn Forever Page #3

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- A p*ssy snout for you coming up!

- The one in orange is cute.

That's Cille. My daughter.

Yes, she's cute, Frank.

- Cille! Say hi to Frank!

- Hi, Frank.

- Hi, Cille!

- Hang up when you say hi.

Hopeless. Ignore her.

Let's find your room.

- The Jason fella...

- He's awesome!

- I call him Battle Cat.

- Battle Cat? I never heard of him.

I talk about Battle Cat all the time!

Perfect, right?

- It's lovely.

- King-size bed, the works. And look!

Look at this. Wow, man!

Satisfaction that blows your mind.

- Wow, looking good.

- Isn't it great?

CC in Hollywood.

You don't actually say Hollywood

when you live here. Danes always go:

"Woohoo Hollywood".

Like you just did.

Let's have a drink!

I'll mix a few!

Have a shower and join us.

I'll be with the girls. And Battle Cat!

- I'd like five minutes with you.

- Sure! We just had five minutes!

- Hey, Frank! Join us!

- I just...

Come on, Frank.

- Pool prank, Frank.

- I'll go say hi to Cille.

- Cactus! It's a cactus!

- Yeah, we have it all over here.

- Hi.

- I didn't say proper hello.

I haven't seen you in years.

Imagine you here, too.

- You're not the only one from home.

- Right!

- My jaws hurt from speaking English.

- You just arrived.

Sure, but I talked to people on the

plane and at the airport. I'm wrecked.

Take a dip in the pool.

- Frank! Get in the pool!

- Let's see your best jump!

Good morning!

- Who are you?

- I am the housekeeper.

- My name is Hoyt.

- Oh, hello.

- Did you dream well?

- Uhm, I don't remember. Probably.

That's good.

Dreamcatcher is working.

It catches the good dreams

and holds them for you.

- Is it...

- No, no, no! Don't touch.

- It will bring you bad luck.

- Okay.

- Real bad luck!

- Are you a native...

I'm Navajo.

I've always been on the Indians' side

when I saw cowboy movies.

- Hm. Really?

- Yeah.

- Morning, Cille.

- Good morning.

This way! 3, 2, 1...

Catch!

Throw it over my head,

and I'll catch it. On 3. Now!

Where did it go?

You'll have to find it, Frank.

Have some breakfast.

Listen up. I'm throwing a party.

What I have in mind is...

How would people know I moved here?

I kinda kept it on the down-low.

I want to throw a Danish party.

So all the Danes here will go:

Damn, Casper, CC, is in LA!

CC in LA, you know?

You could do a mix

of the letters CC and LA.

LA and CC or... CC and LA,

what do you think?

- I don't know.

- Both work!

We'll have DJ Breum. Jrgen Klubien

on the guitar, the Rain Dance, you know.

Lovely, beautiful little sweetheart,

please stop feeding Frank papaya.

- Isn't it delicious, Frank?

- Yes, it's great papaya.

I can't communicate with Frank

when he's chewing.

You're sort of both right...

Anyhow! We need a guest list...

- Stop! This has to stop, Cille!

- See you later, Frank.

Stop pouting! She's hopeless, Frank.

Completely hopeless.

I'll go tell her off.

And find the ball!

Honey? Can you hear me?

- Is there... Cuckoo.

- Hi.

- Hi!

- Why are you calling now?

- What?

- It's 2 a. m., Frank.

It's the time difference, I forgot!

It's only 5 p. m. here.

- Well, it's not 5 here.

- Right.

Did you tell Casper

what you needed to say?

- No. There hasn't been...

- Isn't that why you went?

Yes! Yes, yes, honey.

I'm waiting for the right moment.

For a natural... window.

When I can work my magic.

In the meantime, I'm minding

your children, the house.

I'm minding a damn parrot

that bit my finger.

- Isn't there...

- Hi, Frank! Hi, Mia! Hi, hi!

- Are you asleep?

- Does it look like it?

- Wave goodbye, Frank. We have plans.

- Gotta go, honey.

- Take care.

- We're busy.

We have to go!

I have a great idea!

At the party, how about

if I appear with a Great Dane?

Everyone will go:

Isn't that a Great Dane?

And it is. But two Great Danes.

The great Dane with a Great Dane.

- Just say you're a great Dane.

- I want people to say it.

It's a Great Dane dog. You do get that?

I found a place! Come on, man!

- Are you coming, Frank?

- Yeah, yeah.

- A double knot, Frank?

- Yes.

Come on! I don't wanna miss

out on this. I want that Great Dane.

I always do a double knot.

What the hell?

Cille! Cille, damn it!

Has she totally lost it? What the hell

do you need a double knot for?

Now we don't have the car!

We could've dragged her out of there!

- It takes a second to tie the knot.

- It takes a second to drag her out!

- I was supposed to get the dog!

- We'll take my car.

You can rent any car in the world,

and you pick this?

It's perfect for parking.

Are we listening to

Mexican music by choice?

- It's all I could find.

- Allow me.

Frank, seriously. Why would there

only be Mexican music?

'Cause we're close to Mexico!

- Hello.

- Hi, how are you?

- I'm Savannah.

- Hey, my name is Casper.

I called earlier

about a Great Dane.

Oh. My sister and I were talking about

the Great Dane. This is the guy.

- Hey, good to meet you.

- Hello. Frank.

Are you sisters?

Oh, wow. Lucky parents.

I wanna make sure that you're

aware of the dog's characteristics.

- I am.

- The dog is noble. Are you noble?

- I try to be as noble as possible.

- The dog is needy. Are you a needy guy?

Oh, yeah.

I'm very needy.

- It's a big dog, too.

- Very big. Are you big?

Oh, yeah. I'm big.

I'm big.

- Here. My address.

- See you later, girls!

- See you, Frank!

- I'll bring him, don't worry.

Bye. See you in a few.

Bye, baby.

Their address!

We're going straight there.

- No way. We're taking this dog home.

- It'll be fine there!

- Right, Jack? See! He's nodding.

- No, he's not.

Sure, he is. He loves this sh*t.

Look how cute. In with it.

I want to go! It's a hush-hush trip!

You've gotta give me that.

No need to lock the doors

when we're in the car, Frank.

- It's a special neighborhood.

- Yeah, but don't lock us in.

- Need help?

- No, I'm fine, thank you.

Her car is over there.

F***, this is wild!

I don't dance.

What are your hobbies, Desiree? What do

you like to do in your spare time?

You know, I like to have fun.

I like meeting people,

I like seeing the sights.

I like what I'm seeing right now.

- I play badminton.

- Frank? We'll just...

- I'm just gonna give him a tour.

- Get some. Come on, man.

Hush-hush trip. Come on.

Don't worry, baby. They're just

gonna have a good time. I like you.

I like your accent. I like that face.

You know, you've got a pretty face.

- Thank you.

- I think you need to smoke this.

You need to smoke this.

Smoke it!

Yeah, baby. Take this off.

So I can see that pretty white face.

That's right, baby.

Here's what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna give you a minute.

Desiree babe's gonna freshen up,

and when I come back -

- I wanna see some pretty white dick.

Okay.

You'd better be ready for me!

I'm comin', are you ready?

- Yeah, I'm ready.

- Got that dick out?

Come on, knot.

Damn it...

What the f***?

What the f*** is this sh*t?!

What did you do, Jack?

There must've been something in my butt.

- Salty minerals or something.

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