Knots Page #5
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- Year:
- 2004
- 93 min
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Yeah.
The woman who humiliated me
and destroyed your marriage...
is in my bathroom
taking a shower.
You wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?
Well, you know,
when Greta gave me
the divorce papers?
l went to Lily's office
to confront her.
Well, the next thing l know...
we're having sex on her desk.
This is insane!
After everything
you're diddling her?
She prefers the term
omnisexual.
Who gives a sh*t?
You know she's in there
using my shampoo?
l don't want to share
my shampoo with that woman!
Wait. What are you doing?
That's my shampoo.
Give me my shampoo!
This! These are mine!
What the hell
are you doing?
She can f***ing drip-dry.
l gave you a place to stay...
when you had nowhere else to go.
ls this how you repay me,
Jake, you don't understand.
l mean, this woman,
this woman is so porn.
Hey, l've watched porn.
l've seen John Holmes
in action.
Believe me,
you're no John Holmes.
l'm not saying
l'm John Holmes!
You're Cal.
Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
You want to
be him so badly...
you even f***ed my date!
Wake up, Dave,
and while you're at it...
get the f***
out of my apartment.
-Come on, Jake.
-You heard me.
When l get back, l want you
and that velociraptor gone.
Jake, come on. Jake.
Hello.
Hello. ls this Emily?
Yeah.
Hi. lt's Jake.
From the bar.
l spilled the beans about Cal.
What do you want?
l was wondering
if we could talk.
Can l come up?
No. l'll come down.
l'll be the guy
on the stoop.
Hello?
What?
Look, l know we didn't meet...
under the best
of circumstances...
but l just wanted
to let you know...
that l feel like a total
jerk for what happened.
That makes two of us.
Wait. We both think
l'm a jerk...
or we both feel like jerks?
Draw your own conclusion.
Look, it was easy for me...
to think of you in the
abstract as some idiot.
ln fact, the only
idiot here is me.
No, you were right.
l was an idiot.
lf l could take it back,
l would.
So you're saying
you'd be like Dave...
and just let Cal keep
doing what he was doing?
l'm just saying
l don't know...
if l could say
something like that...
to someone if l knew
it would hurt them.
What are you,
one of these nice guys?
ls that your thing?
Does that work on anyone?
Because it's been monumentally
unsuccessful so far.
Yeah. Well, l guess
l wouldn't know.
l have a theory.
You can be either
one of two things...
in a relationship--
a pig or a chicken.
ln a ham and egg breakfast...
the chicken is involved,
but the pig is committed.
So, you didn't do
anything wrong.
lt's just that...
you're a pig who got into
a relationship with a chicken.
All right. l get that
Except for the part
about me being a pig.
OK, yeah, that was
a bad analogy...
and it needs work, but...
But...see, you're a good person
who deserves the best.
ln fact...in fact,
say that with me.
l can't hear you.
l want to--
l am a great person...
l'm a great person.
Who deserves the best.
Who deserves the best.
And l will buy you
a fudgsicle.
OK. And l will accept.
Thank you.
No. You are going to
buy me a fudgsicle.
Oh, you're really funny.
Thank you very much.
Did you bring any change?
No. You're going to buy me one.
-l'm Not buying you anything.
-Yes, you are.
My client only has one
simple stipulation.
Greta Siegel was caught
in flagrante delicto...
with a woman.
So this entitles him
to everything?
So they bought
the apartment together.
He's supposed to walk away
from the equity?
Well, if she keeps up
the mortgage payments...
how will that affect--
You're dancing around
the issue, counselor.
Do we really have to
go through all this?
You tell me.
l'm not the one...
who walked away
from this marriage.
Take it easy, Dave.
Mr. Siegel, have you had
sexual intercourse at all...
since you moved out
of your apartment?
What's that got to do
with anything?
Will you let me
handle this?
What has that got
to do with anything?
Just trying to establish...
with his life, and if so...
l think that does have
a bearing on the situation.
You do not have to answer that.
Actually, l would
like to answer that.
Yes.
l have slept
with someone since.
Who?
Please. Who?
One Lily Kildear.
What?
That's right.
Wait a minute. Dave,
you slept with Lily Kildear?
That being the woman
with whom l caught my wife...
in flagrante de...
whatever.
Really?
Dave, why didn't you
tell me this?
-How long?
-Why?
What difference does it make?
She's a lawyer in this firm.
She's about to
be made a partner.
How do you think l found
you guys--subway ads?
How long?
Holy sh*t.
Please strike
my last remark.
l think you should
leave that in the record.
What do you mean? You can't
represent me anymore?
Hey! How long
have you been sleeping...
with my girlfriend?
Oh, so now she's
your girlfriend.
Did you get that?
l'm going to ask you
to stop talking.
if that's what you're asking...
but with great frequency
since then.
Dave, you don't want
to say things like that.
l've heard of some pretty
shitty things, Dave...
but this is a new low.
Why don't we just
settle this right now?
What are you talking about?
This is her firm, right?
You f***ing prick!
l've been banging
her brains out, Greta.
She said so herself.
How's your sex been?
Go f*** yourself.
Don't need to. Getting
all l can handle from her.
Did you see that?
Spousal abuse.
Add that to the list.
Where's Lily Kildear?
She's...back there.
But you can't go back there!
You can't go in there, sir!
-Hey, Sheila.
-Hey.
You can't go back there, folks.
Thanks.
Well, absolutely not.
lf he doesn't sign
on the dotted line at 3 p.m.--
How could you?
l will call you right back.
How could l what, Greta?
How could you
sleep with Dave?
l thought that we had
something special.
You thought you had
something special?
Oh, this is great.
Hi, Hal.
Lily.
What's going on here?
l'll tell you
what's going on!
You cheated on me with him.
Like you did
on him with me?
Exactly.
l won't stand for this.
Why don't you just
Her or...me.
Neither one of you.
What?
l beg your pardon?
Ever seen one
like this before?
Prayed for it.
Wait, wait. Are you...
are you serious?
l don't understand.
Listen, Greta, sweetie,
what we had was wonderful...
but that happily-ever-after
thing really isn't my style.
Look, you both got something
you badly needed...
and we've had a good time.
You still find this a...
conflict of interest?
Well, it's tricky.
Good. You're fired.
You're a piece of work.
You're not getting
in my pants, Hal.
Worth a shot, eh?
All right.
l'll just...
get the door.
Good.
Try your hand up.
That's it. Good.
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