Krampus Unleashed Page #3

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through some phase.

- Not at all.

He reminds me of his father

when he was that age.

- [Voiceover] She

makes Daddy angry.

She makes Mommy sad.

So sad that she cries.

- [Voiceover] And you,

does she make you sad?

- Want some?

- No thanks.

- [Voiceover] What

are you reading?

- [Voiceover] Oh,

this is an old story.

- [Voiceover] Older than you?

- [Voiceover] Yeah,

even older than me.

- What you guys watchin'?

- I don't know, some

Christmas thing.

- It's a Christmas story.

- [Girl On TV] Can

you read it to me?

- Yeah, 'tis the season for

gross commercialization.

- [Voiceover] And this one

used to give me nightmares.

(slapping)

- Troubling, isn't it?

- What's that?

- Being surrounded

by all this murder.

You know, for years I wouldn't

set foot in this place.

- Really?

- But then I realized I

need to be more tolerant

to those less evolved.

- Good for you.

- [Voiceover] Who's that?

- [Voiceover] Who, that?

- Hey,

is that thing real?

- I'm sure it is, Tommy.

Let's not touch it.

- It's okay, Tommy,

Grandpa wouldn't mind.

- How much this thing worth?

- I don't know, what's

gold trading for today?

Uh, it's like 50,

60 bucks an ounce.

That's easy 25, 30 ounces, so

that would be, um--

- It's more like

$1,800 an ounce.

- For this little thing?

- You guys wanna know the really

interesting part about it?

Grandpa Dale found that

on this very property.

- No sh*t?

- No!

Yeah, I mean.

He was panning for

gold in the creek.

These hills are full of gold.

Hey, I got an idea.

You boys ever been

pannin' for gold?

- No.

- What do ya say I show you how?

- I don't think that's

a good idea, Dave.

I mean, dinner's comin'

up here pretty soon.

- Aw, come on, Will, the creek's

a five minute walk from here.

- I don't know if I'm

up for that, Dave.

- Come on, Dad, it'll be fun.

- All right, well, ask

Grandma and your mom

if it's okay.

- We've got plenty of time.

I'll get Grandpa's panning kit.

(bell clangs)

(police band chatters)

- Hey, Fran.

So what'd your

horoscope say today?

- "You will spend another

Christmas Eve alone

"in a small dispatch station."

- Fran, it's not that bad.

Hey, just, just hear me out.

How 'bout this?

How 'bout you and

I, we'll just sing

Christmas carols to each

other over the radio?

- So how'd you got stuck

on the holiday shift?

- Uh, just lucky I guess.

- Yeah.

How's the little lady

gonna feel about that?

- Well, actually, she moved

the rest of her stuff out

last week.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't know.

I liked that one, too.

- Yeah, well, you didn't

have to live with her.

- Hey, I hear that.

- Boom!

Single life.

(chuckling)

I gotta get back on the saddle.

You mind if I grab a cookie?

- Watch out for

falling reindeer turds.

- [Cop] All right,

reindeer turds.

All right, have a good night.

- Yeah, see ya.

(birds tweeting)

- This is stupid.

You didn't tell me how

far it was gonna be.

- Come on, son, show

a little backbone.

Not even been half a mile.

- Whatever.

- Over here looks

like a good spot.

Boys, let me show

ya how it's done.

- [Will] You know,

I never took you

for the outdoors type.

- Okay, see that?

Once you get a nice

amount like this,

just swirl the pan.

Hey, Troy, wanna give it a try?

- [Troy] Pass.

- Okay.

Tommy, how 'bout you?

- [Will] Go ahead, Tommy.

Give it a shot.

- [Tommy] Like this?

- Good, just like that.

Now try and sift through it.

Tip it so you can

drain the water out.

- [Tommy] Oh!

- Be careful.

- [Will] It's okay, Tommy.

Just go ahead and

give it another try.

(David snorts)

- Smell that?

- What?

- He's smoking again.

Hey, Troy!

Unbelievable.

I can smell that cigarette.

- [Troy] What?

I'm not smokin'.

- [David] Yeah, sure you're not.

- [Tommy] Am I doin'

this right, Dad?

- Honestly, I don't know, buddy.

I don't even think your

uncle really knows either.

- Tryin' to strike it rich?

- [Will] Hi.

- You're not gonna

get anything that way.

Here,

lemme see your pan.

Thanks.

Okay, so.

Without a sifter,

you wanna start

with just a little bit, like

that.

Just put in some water.

Just a little,

yeah, there ya go.

Yeah, get some of

the dirt, yeah,

and the wet off.

There ya go.

Good job, bud.

- [Will] Oh, perfect.

Well, we appreciate the help.

- Yeah.

- I'm Will.

- Oh, Bonnie.

- [Will] This is my son Tommy.

- Nice to meet you both.

- So, I take it you're

from around here?

- Yeah, born and raised.

- Oh, very cool.

- [Bonnie] Mm hmm.

- Oh, hi.

I'm uh, I'm Dave.

- Hi, Dave, I'm Bonnie.

- Yeah, yeah, I, uh,

it's David actually.

My, my name's David.

- Mine's still Bonnie.

- (chuckles) Yeah.

- [Troy] You guys done?

This is beyond lame.

- That's, that's my boy Troy.

- Hey!

I can't find my way back alone

and I'm f***in' bored!

(Bonnie chuckles)

- Yeah, you know,

teenagers, right?

- Hey, this is the dumbest

thing I've ever done.

Whoa.

How are you doin'?

- I'm good.

- Okay, Will, I'm sure

supper's ready by now.

- [Will] Yeah.

- So, uh, it was,

it was a pleasure

meetin' you, Bonnie.

- [Bonnie] Yeah.

Yeah, it was nice to meet you.

I'll see y'all later.

- [Will] See ya around.

- Now that was one

sweet piece of ass.

- Really, is that how you

refer to women, is it?

- What?

- Let's go, come on.

- Are we going now?

- [David] Yes.

- [Troy] Thank you.

- Hey, Dad, what is that?

- [David] What?

- [Will] I don't know.

(foreboding instrumental music)

- [David] Looks like

it could be onyx maybe?

It's interesting.

- It's a rock.

- It's so smooth.

- Yeah, could be an onyx.

Can I see it?

It's light.

- It's really boring.

- Very interesting find, Tommy.

Way to go.

- Think your uncle's jealous.

(crickets chirp)

(oven beeps)

(doorbell rings)

- Hey, Bonnie.

- What do you want, Dan?

- Well, it is Christmas.

I figured I'd just

stop by and say hello.

I mean, I like what you've

done with the place.

Nice.

- Hi, you need to leave.

- Why?

Is he here?

- He has a name.

- Yeah, I, I know,

but he also has a record, too.

But I bet you didn't know that.

- Seriously?

- Your man has a real lead foot.

He's had his license

suspended twice

because he doesn't

pay his fines.

- You're doing background

checks on my new boyfriend.

Do you have any idea

how creepy that is?

- Hey, look, I'm just

lookin' out for you.

- Well you need to stop

looking out for me.

It's over, Dan.

Take a hint.

(crickets chirp)

(coughing)

- Oh, I,

I didn't see you there.

- It's 'cause I'm not.

Just pretend you can't see me.

- 'Kay.

- Why are you so fascinated

by that stupid rock?

- I just think it's cool.

(laughing and coughing)

- Man, you're easy to impress.

Give it to me.

- Give it back, Troy!

- [Troy] What, you're gonna

tell your daddy on me?

- [Tommy] Dumbass.

(Troy chuckles)

- Troy.

Where are you?

(Troy clears throat)

You're smoking

again, aren't you?

- [Troy] (coughs) No I'm not.

- I can smell it.

- See, no cigarettes.

- Well come inside.

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