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way out, you lay down your rifle
and yell, "Ich gebe auf,"
otherwise they'll shoot you.
Ich gebe auf!
We were nearly out of ammo, we
were down to about nine fellas,
and we had this plan that we
were gonna speak enough German
to get us out of there. Take
our chances in a war camp.
All through the night the fighting
continued, until we were all out of ammo.
Sitting ducks. And we
had been up for 36 hours.
That, and the drinking...
Okay, fellas, we ain't taking
this spot any time soon.
So let's call it a night and try again.
I don't know how long I was there.
But it had to have been a few hours,
because by that time, the
Jerries had taken the foxhole.
But I was so covered
up, they never saw me.
And I never saw them.
I knew we were goners, so I jumped
up, and I yelled, "Ich gebe auf!"
- Ich gebe auf!
- Ich gebe auf!
They thought I was one of them,
so they just dropped their weapons.
They just gave up.
Ich gebe auf! I'm unarmed!
And it was right about then that I
started to have a really bad feeling.
Carter?
When it was all sorted out,
the Lieutenant thought it was best
if we all just kept our mouths shut.
One for The Times, Private.
Let the chips fall where they may.
And then the story got bigger.
The President gave you a medal.
I would have made liars
out of all the fellas.
We were stuck.
That's a lot of
responsibility for a young man.
I grew up pretty fast.
It's quite a story.
And now you know.
Are we still friends?
There's this one joint off of Halstead
that's at the bottom of a meat locker.
Hey, Mikey. And you have to
walk through all this meat,
like hanging beef, like
beef, like bacon beef.
And by the time you get in
there, you smell like a brewery.
Butcher shop.
- Butcher shop.
Mr Ziegfeld says that I'm the
best dancer in the line-up.
- You don't say.
- Yeah.
My kicks are so high that
I almost knock myself out.
That's dangerous.
- Yeah, well...
And I'm super flexible, too.
I can arch my back so
that my head hits my heels.
Watch yourself there.
Is Carter Rutherford very tall?
'Cause he looks really tall.
But maybe that's just
because you're kind of short.
Hey.
- Hiya, Dodge. Come on in.
- Hey, Sully.
- Evening, Dodge.
- Mr Mayor.
You know the Mayor?
I ought to. I voted for him
five times in the last election.
Well, if it isn't Dodge
Connelly, middle-aged boy wonder.
Why, Lexie Littleton, breaking curfew.
I won't tell if you don't.
Let me introduce you to
Miss Belinda Whippleworth.
- A pleasure.
- Charmed.
I have to pee.
Enchanting girl. I thought you had to
be 21 to get into a place like this.
She is 21.
I meant her IQ.
I wasn't planning on
running her for Congress.
No? What were you
planning on doing with her?
You know, the usual.
Put her in shoulder pads and a
helmet, and knock her brains out?
I think somebody beat me to it.
She'll do well in Congress.
You're only as young
as the women you feel.
How quiet it must be at the
Algonquin with you here in Duluth.
So, are you flying solo, or
is the Bullet casting about?
What do you care? You're here
to entertain Miss Nipplewidth.
It wouldn't look good for you to
get caught in a place like this.
I'd dare say it wouldn't look good for
anyone to be caught in a place like this.
Come on, let's dance.
Hey.
Come on.
What happened tonight?
Our boy's taken a liking to yours truly.
Seems mutual, if you ask me.
So much so
that he felt compelled to clear his
conscience on his Sergeant York routine.
You mean he didn't take out a
whole platoon with a bow and arrow?
It's a raid! Let's go!
Everybody beat it! Get out of here!
Wait, wait, wait!
Go, go.
Would you have someone bring a bottle
of whisky and some ice to Room 404?
I'm sorry, sir, we don't...
Of course, sir. Excuse
me for one minute.
Ambassador Hotel.
Excuse me?
I'm sorry, Miss Littleton
is out for the evening.
May I take a message?
And who shall I say is calling?
Harvey?
Yes. From the Tribune.
Yes, "Boy Wonder." Right.
Yes. "Cook his..."
I'm sorry, how do you
spell that? Oh, "goose."
Yes, good. All right.
Thank you... Thank you, Harvey.
Stop, you two! Stop or I shoot!
- He says he'll shoot!
- He always says that.
I thought you said he always says that!
He does, just before he shoots.
Give me that.
Don't do it!
We got your mother here.
She wants to talk to you!
Johnny, come on down, Son!
Let's talk about this!
I don't want to live any more!
Johnny, please come down!
No!
All right, follow my lead.
We don't want to live any more, either!
Who are you?
What difference does it make?
We're going to kill ourselves!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Don't do anything drastic!
It's too late!
Come on.
Goodbye, cruel world!
Here they come!
Thanks, fellas!
Hey, look, there's two more!
Mom?
Say, CC.
Did you say anything to
Miss Littleton tonight
that might compromise
your service record?
- No.
- She's a reporter, Carter.
No, nothing she'd repeat.
- Let me buy you a drink.
- I don't drink.
You will.
So then he jumps up and he
yells, "I give up!" in German,
and the Jerries think he's one of
them, because of the rain and the mud.
You got a little soot in your eye.
So you see, he's not
this big war hero, but...
I don't know.
Ich gebe auf. Do you know
what that means? Ich gebe auf?
"I give up" or something.
Here, close your eye.
Let me see.
Now let me see.
That's got it.
You know that sad Sunday
night feeling you'd get
when you knew the next day
you'd be back in school?
I've got that feeling right now.
Listen.
You wouldn't be surprised to
hear that I'm nuts about you.
You got guys telling you...
- I've got some decisions to make.
- In a minute.
Come on, I'll walk you.
CC tells me you're printing that story.
I haven't decided.
- You're not a reporter. You're a liar.
- Slow down there, Kaiser.
If you just wanted a story, then why
didn't the Trib send one of their hacks
with a cigar stuffed in their snout?
But, no, they sent you to
snuggle up and play nice.
I never was much for cigars, but
if it'd make you feel better...
Maybe I should just leave
$20 on the bed stand.
Take it easy, Carter.
Look, she's too old for you.
What? Well, you're too old for me!
You got me on that one.
Why I ever let you...
Wait. Where were you two?
- Out.
- Nowhere.
Did you kiss her?
- Now, wait a minute!
- I want answers!
Yeah, I kissed her! On the mouth,
twice! And I liked it a lot.
- You did, did you?
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
Okay, well, we can do this
right here, or we can go outside.
Get him, Dodge.
- We got a game in five days.
- What?
- What, you think you're gonna hurt me?
- I might.
- Did you hear what he just called me?
- He's a little drunk.
I am not drunk, you coward!
Really? 'Cause your sleeve's on fire.
Really?
You two are a pair.
You've created quite a stir, Lexie.
I'm just getting started.
You know, you have many qualities that I
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