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Little Fauss and Big Halsy Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1970
- 99 min
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- [Halsy] Let's go, buddy.
- [Little] Yeah.
- No sh*t.
- Hey listen, it'll be okay.
You'll find a guitar.
- It's okay, don't stay, just split.
I don't want you in my karma anyway.
I gotta be very careful
who I let in my karma.
- Your what?
- I'm not lettin' anybody in my life
when I get straight this time.
- Hey, did you ever notice
that you can drive all day
and all night,
and wherever you stop it's
the same greasy hamburgers?
The same fried egg.
Served by the same fat waitress.
It's just like you never
went nowhere at all.
- It's like you never went nowhere.
- That's just what I said.
That's what I said, dude.
(Little chuckles)
It's always the same.
- What are we gonna do about her?
- It's her lookout.
- Well sure, where are we even going?
- Just some other greasy
spoon down the road.
- Yeah.
It's just another greasy
spoon down the road.
- I gave her five bucks.
- You gave her three bucks.
- Oh, was it three?
- What's she gonna do with three bucks?
- You big lover.
(chuckles)
- I don't have to be her lover.
- (chuckles) I knew you'd
get yourself in trouble.
- Well you get yourself in trouble,
why can't I get myself in trouble?
- Hey, because I can get myself out.
I can get myself out again.
- I want her.
- You want her?
- I can want somebody too, you know.
- Oh no, man, I can get you somebody.
You could have Moneth.
- I want somebody who's my own.
What is that dope-head
community screw, man.
She's nothin' but some
mama for all them freaks.
- No man, she's all alone.
(boat horn)
- You know what I wish?
- What?
- I had me a Geiger counter.
- A Geiger counter?
who comes up with a Geiger
counter and we'll live at the beach.
You know how treasure there
is buried in the sand alone?
Plenty.
- You know what I wish?
- What?
- That somebody asked me what I wished.
- Okay, what do you wish?
- I wish that we'll all be friends
and have good luck and be happy.
(chuckles)
- [Woman] How'd that happen?
- Well, I was going as fast as
I ever went in my whole life
and fell off.
Him and me.
- Yeah, I heard you break your leg.
- Hey, remember what happened in digger,
he was workin' on the oil rigs.
- Digger?
- Isn't that in Oklahoma?
Where the whole town blew up or something?
- He wasn't expected to live at first.
And then he was never supposed to walk.
- Sure.
- Sh*t, the way he said it,
I thought it was famous.
- Mm, well.
A spine's integrity.
His is broken.
- What's the leg?
- The leg?
- The leg's sport.
- [Voiceover] Slow down, slow down!
Over here, over here!
(screams) Son of a b*tch!
- [Voiceover] Watch where
you're goin', you jerk!
- [Voiceover] We've got a
real celebrity here with us
this afternoon, folks.
Rick Nifty's in from the
east so this is the guy
that's the guy to watch
here this afternoon.
Let's get all the runners over
here for a rider's meeting.
- Now all you tuners and
sponsors have got to conform too.
No more of these weird outfits.
We got too many of these
weird outfits in the pits.
Now you all wanna keep racing
something you can be proud of
so we gotta get rid of these high heels
- I see there's some pretty
illustrious people here today.
- [Organizer] Now let's get
back 'cause we got a lot of
things to do and we don't have much time.
Come on, men, let's get going.
- Hey.
- How you doin', Rick?
- Hey, you probably don't
remember but a couple years back
when the army had me for a
couple of years and I got this
back messed up in Vietnam, you
and me went a round together
at Sears Points.
- [Rick] Oh, is that right?
- [Voiceover] How's it goin', Rick?
- When Uncle Sam calls
you, you gotta do your duty
and you do your duty even if it costs you
and you gotta begin all over again.
- Look I gotta go to work if
I'm gonna do any racing today.
- Oh hey, no sure, I just wanted
this rotten track, excuse me honey.
you to be sure and watch out
for that transmission fluid
on the track and them grease
stains that they left from
the drag races last night.
Hey.
I wanted to tell you it's a
real pleasure, a real pleasure
to go around with a top
professional go-faster here today.
Maybe again next year at Sears Point.
Oh hey, when is Sears Point, this year?
(background chatter)
Did you see that?
It's ol' Rick Nifty.
Rick Nifty.
Old buddy of mine.
(chuckles) It ain't even
legal I got him so panicked.
Only way that dude's gonna see the finish
is to get in my draft.
I'm gonna blow that son of a
b*tch right off the course.
- Hey hold it, Halsy.
- He just better watch his ass.
- You just better watch yours, man.
- What they ought to do is to pay me extra
just for making it interesting.
That's what these square-jaws
want, is to see the real
muscle fighting it out!
Two top fast go-getters,
fightin' it out to the finish.
- The world starring Halsy Knox.
- How's that, Lady Godiva?
(cacophonous engine revving)
(drowned by out engines)
- [Voiceover] Go!
(muffled announcement system)
- [Voiceover] This could
is not used to being behind!
(distorted and muffled
announcement system)
- [Voiceover] Look at him go!
Oh, and there goes Fauss!
Fauss gets a California bath!
- No scot-roddy Rick Nifty Van
Dooz and Jim Dandy Sinclair's
gonna lift his leg on
me and get away with it.
only one who ever been up to
Sears Point?
- When were you at Sears, Hals?
- He don't know I wasn't
ever at Sears Point.
It rained the year I was at Sears Point.
Drove all the way up to 'Frisco,
got up there and it rained.
- I heard they raced
race or shine up there.
- Not if there are earthquakes.
Who couldn't win a race?
You fly in the morning,
you fly out at night.
You got the top tuners
workin' the top bikes for ya.
- You carried your mad
into that race, Halsy.
Which is the dumbest thing,
- I gotta get me a sponsor.
I gotta get me a sponsor.
- And that's where you goofed, you know?
much less throttle return springs.
- That throttle return spring was perfect.
- Man, I couldn't have
stopped nowhere in that
Micky Mouse scooter of yours, Little.
- Yeah, you missed the trail, man.
Hey, you can't ride, that's it.
You can't ride.
(melancholic country music)
True love is greater than friendship
That's right
And before I'll see you
Hurt her anymore
I'll just hold to her love
But I'll be gone
You don't really want her
You're playin' a game
Oh you use her
And drag her along
And before I'll see you
Hurt her anymore
I'll just hold to her love
But I'll be gone
You'll use her, abuse her
Mistreat her then leave her
- Hey what, are you drinking
all the beer, old buddy?
(repeated clunking)
Well it's on your side, dude.
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