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Little Fauss and Big Halsy Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 1970
- 99 min
- 237 Views
- [Little] Naturally.
(woman humming melodically)
- Halsy?
- Whaty?
- Whaty?
- Never mind, what?
- [Little] What's whaty?
- [Halsy] Never mind, damnit.
What do you want?
Didn't you ever say whaty
when someone said your name?
(woman hums melodically)
- I just want to tell you somethin'.
- [Halsy] Okay, what?
- Hey, what I was wonderin'
is when your suspension's up.
- What are you homesick?
If you're homesick, go home if you want.
- No, I want my...
I want my bike back, I
want my license back.
And uh.
I wanna be Little again, you know?
- Sure, man, screw it, right away.
I don't give a damn.
- You don't have to be dragged about it.
- They'll cancel my suspension
and I'll pay my dues anyway.
- It's just my leg's better, that's all.
- I'm not bugged, who says I'm bugged?
Well you tell it true,
it ain't your gimpy leg
you want to exercise.
- I just wanna race is all.
- (spits) Sure, man.
It's your bike, you race it.
Only don't tell me it's
your bike you wanna race.
- Yeah, well what is it then?
- It's a chick.
- Yeah well, she ain't
your chick, you know that?
- She sure as hell ain't your chick.
- Uh yeah but it was my
idea to bring her along.
- Whose truck is it? Whose truck is it?
- It's your truck but it's my
bike that's winnin' all the
races to pay for the food and the gas.
- Damnit, I'm tryin' to bust
my ass to score points for you
and you're trying to
take my chick from me.
- You're trying to take
my chick from me, man!
Anyway, you don't want her now,
except maybe that she aint' a whore.
- Well if that's friendship, I'm aghast.
- I never said I was your friend, Halsy.
I don't even f***in' like you.
- Oh, so he finally blurts it out.
- I don't have to blurt it,
I'm tellin' you cold and clear,
man, I don't like you.
I never did and everything I
had to talk you about, man,
I had to think up.
- Hey, we're gonna settle this, Little,
before I bust you in the face.
Maybe we better call out Rita
and see how she stands, huh?
Hey!
(whistles)
Ask her.
(car starts)
(clears throat)
- Little, I got it.
Little, see here it is, like I told you.
After you left with sideburns,
I found this in your room.
See?
The photographer's camera.
For all we know, sideburns
could have committed foul play
to get this.
And they could have took
you as his accomplice.
- He don't have to get
rough, old Halsy.
As long as nobody ever steps up and says,
''Hey man, you ain't tellin' the truth.''
That's what he's got goin' for him.
As long as nobody ever steps up and says,
''Hey.
''That ain't what you said yesterday.''
You know?
- What, where...
What was I saying? Oh.
(sighs)
I'd just as soon have died.
Half the time I thought I did already.
Then I'd hear conversations
with other bodies.
''Are you dead?''
''Oh yeah, are you?''
And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
my head and it was...
It was pulling my head in one
direction and feet in another
and they was turnin' me over
every half hour like some
barbecued chicken on a spit.
Just to keep my poor
old spine from saggin'.
- [Rita] People die with broken backs.
that aren't usual, I mean a
guy can fall off a 12-story
building and he don't die.
I fall down five steps
and I break my neck.
And all because of some dumb
It was hot and I was runnin'
from the bathroom to the
bedroom, you know, and it
must have been the excitement
of the big date and all because
I got to feelin' kinda dizzy
and the next thing I know
I'm fallin' down these stairs
and then I'm in the
intensive care on that spit.
And then a bodycast, I was in
And all I get from old Bunny
Patchen is this get well card
saying ''Oh I'm sorry, Halsy.
''Just can't work out between
us due to the fact of all the
''things you place so much
importance on and I don't.''
- Yeah, I know, same thing happened--
- No it didn't happen to you,
damnit, it happened to me.
It didn't happen to you.
- What I mean is, you're
looking to be responded to.
- Oh, bullshit.
- Not call bullshit.
It's called moving off your center.
- If I told you I was being
tortured by wild Persian tribes
while I was travelling
around the world for the FBI
you'd listen to me but
I told you the truth
and you wasn't listenin'.
You wasn't listenin'.
So what good is the truth?
(loud motorcycle engines)
Turn right!
(bikes screeching)
(chatter drowned out by engines)
- [Voiceover] Crosses the
line, folks and officially
here is the results, first it's Ken Lomen,
second was Pearl Thumb,
third Don Dimaonds.
Just out of the winning, Halsy Knox.
(seagulls squawking)
- He asked me where my Mars was.
Keeped on bugging me about
my Mars and I tell where my
Mars is, now you come out
with where's my Venus.
- Shh, please be quiet?
- What's the matter, am
I making you nervous?
- You're moving me very much
off my center the last few--
- Oh hey, babe, I don't
know about your center.
I don't know where your center is,
I don't know where my planets
are, I just know we're broke.
Unless you come up with something
bottle caps and pennies,
I'm gonna hock this toy.
- You hock your own toy,
sonny, you don't hawk mine!
- Hey wait a minute,
you mean hock my bike?
Hm?
- You haven't made dime
once since you went 100%.
I thought that ought
to tell you somethin'.
- What? Okay, what ought to tell me what?
- You need Little.
(approaching motorcycle)
- You did it!
Little Little, oh!
Little!
Woo-hoo, Little!
That's your best time yet, son!
You broke your own record.
- Well, I couldn't have
done it without you
and your flag, Ma.
- [Mom] Oh, you.
I'll get you! (laughing)
Get away from you, Little. (laughs)
I'm gonna get you, Little!
- [Little] Hey, come on, Ma.
Hey, Ma.
Hey, Ma, quit foolin' around!
- Get down from there.
- Hey.
(faint country music)
Wanted man in California
Wanted man in Buffalo
Wanted man in Kansas City
Wanted man in Ohio
Wanted man in Mississippi
Wanted man in old Cheyenne
Wherever you might look tonight
- Well howdy, folks, how you doin'?
Ma'am, how are you?
How's about a body gettin' some gas
for a broke down truck up the road?
- Sure got a lot of nerve comin' out here
with an empty tank.
- Oh, man. (laughs)
Hey, you may let me starve,
but you ain't about to
let no motor go hungry.
Wanted man by Lucy Watson
Wanted man by Jeannie Brown
Wanted man by Nellie Johnson
Wanted man in this next town
I've had all that I wanted
How's your old man?
- He's dead.
- Oh.
Oh.
I'm sure sorry to hear
that, I was genuinely
fond of the old gentleman.
- That's more than he
had to say for you, man.
- No, I'm...
I am much shocked to hear
of his untimely domain.
(brushing teeth)
(clanging)
How the hell are ya, buddy?
- What is it you want, Hals?
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