Little Nicky Page #13

ANGEL:

We can see what's going on anywhere on

Earth. Look.

Angel and the girls clear the junk from the glass table in

front of them. Angel touches the glass and it turns into a

reflection of Earth below.

EXT. TIME'S SQUARE - NIGHT

People are rioting in the streets. Looting appliance

stores...

ANGEL (O.S.)

All these good people have totally been

led astray.

CHRISTA (O.S.)

Show him Central Park.

EXT. CENTRAL PARK LAWN - NIGHT

People are drinking and smoking and burning things. A large

circle has formed around two old ladies who are fist

fighting. One old lady knocks the other to the ground, then

jumps on her and starts wailing away. The spectators

exchange money.

ANGEL (O.S.)

There's like a three day rave goin' on

down there. No on is going to work

anymore.

Then suddenly we see the ground start to break up and Adrian

on his throne start to be thrust upwards. Demons swarm

around him.

ADRIAN:

Welcome to the party. It's so nice to

see all of you here.

NICKY (O.S.)

Hey, that's Dad's throne! How did

Adrian get that? Is Dad okay?

ANGEL (O.S.)

Let's see...

RIPPLE DISSOLVE TO:

INT. THRONE ROOM - CONTINUOUS

DAD LIPS are morosely talking to the Gatekeeper and Jimmy.

DAD LIPS:

I was a good Devil, wasn't I?

JIMMY THE DEMON:

You were the best Devil, boss, the best

Devil!

GATEKEEPER:

Absolutely.

DAD LIPS:

I tried to do some interesting stuff...

JIMMY THE DEMON:

You did amazing stuff!

GATEKEEPER:

I don't know how you came up with some

of it.

DAD LIPS:

Really? That means a lot to me.

JENNA (O.S.)

Oh my G-d. He looks gross.

ANGEL (O.S.)

I can't believe I did it with him.

She touches the pool again and the reflection changes to:

EXT. NEW HELL THRONE - NIGHT

Adrian steps off his throne onto a small stage flanked by SIX

HERO DEMONS. He begins addressing the crowd.

ADRIAN:

I'm very proud of you. You've taken to

sin with minimal prompting.

The crowd cheers.

ADRIAN (CONT'D)

You're acting as if there is no Heaven

or Hell.

The crowd cheers.

EXT. NEW HELL STAGE - NIGHT

We see John, Peter, Beefy, Valerie and Todd hanging on

flagpoles by their underwear. Beefy is in a special fitted

harness that looks like underwear.

ADRIAN:

Well, I have some news.

Adrian morphs into the Cardinal from earlier.

CARDINAL:

There is most definitely a Hell! And

you're all going there when you die!

Which will happen in about fifteen

minutes.

EXT. NEW HELL RALLY - NIGHT

The BAD PEOPLE realize they've been tricked into being bad

and they get scared.

The Preacher, who is now more battered from his fall through

the plate glass window (ask Steve), yells out.

PREACHER:

We really are gonna die!

This kicks off a frenzy of the Scared Bad People trying to

run away. But they are stopped and herded back by DEMONS.

EXT. FLAGPOLES - CONTINUOUS

PETER:

This don't look good.

JOHN:

Can't Beefy use his penis powers to get

us out of this?

TODD:

They castrated him. He can't shoot

arrows, he can't piss smoke.

BEEFY:

I can't screw.

(whimpers)

I can't screw.

Valerie's crying.

INT. REFLECTION POOL - CONTINUOUS

Nicky is shocked.

NICKY:

Valerie's crying!

ANGEL:

She's so nice.

CHRISTA:

She goes to Parson's, right?

ANGEL:

I would totally love to go there. But I

hear it's really hard to get in.

NICKY:

I gotta help her. I gotta help Dad. I

gotta help everybody.

ANGEL:

Yeah, you do...

INT. REFLECTION POOL - CONTINUOUS

Adrian is looking at a clock tower that reads 11:45.

ADRIAN (V.O.)

At the stroke of midnight, my father

will be completely deteriorated. And

all of your souls will be mine.

EXT. NEW HELL STAGE - CONTINUOUS

ADRIAN:

Soon you will see things more horrible

than you can even imagine.

Adrian scans the crowd. He sees...

EXT. NEW HELL RALLY - CONTINUOUS

The Parsons STUDENT in the kimono dancing sexily. Adrian is

thrown.

EXT. NEW HELL STAGE - CONTINUOUS

ADRIAN:

Not that horrible, but still pretty bad.

Adrian motions to some of his guards. They nod.

ADRIAN (CONT'D)

So while we wait, for your enjoyment, I

bring you a dear sweet man and an

international icon...Henry Winkler!

A frightened HENRY WINKLER is lead onto the stage prodded by

two DEMONS.

EXT. NEW HELL RALLY - CONTINUOUS

The scared bad people finally smile.

EXT. NEW HELL STAGE - CONTINUOUS

ADRIAN:

Covered in bees!

We see Henry Winkler is suddenly covered head to in a swarm

of bees.

EXT. NEW HELL RALLY - CONTINUOUS

The crowd gasps.

INT. REFLECTION POOL - CONTINUOUS

Nicky is starting to panic.

NICKY:

But how can I win? Adrian is stronger

and smarter than me.

ANGEL:

Stronger, yes. Smarter, definitely.

But you have something he doesn't have.

NICKY:

A speech impediment?

The girls laugh.

ANGEL:

No, you have the inner light. You can

totally use it. It's the best power of

all.

(he smiles)

And in case you get in real bad trouble,

G-d told me to give you this.

She gives him an ornate, jewelled ball.

NICKY:

What is it?

ANGEL:

I'm not a hundred percent on that. G-d

said when the time comes, you'll know

what to do.

CHRISTA:

G-d's so smart.

JENNA:

The smartest.

ANGEL:

Well, goodbye...for now.

(looks at his face)

Can I just do this?

She licks her finger and wipes some dirt off his forehead.

ANGEL (CONT'D)

That was such a Mom thing, wasn't it?

FRIEND:

Totally.

NICKY:

Well, nice meeting you, Jenna, Christa.

(to Angel)

Would it be okay if I called you Mommy?

ANGEL:

It would be so okay.

Nicky hugs his Mom.

NICKY:

Well, Mommy, get me to the big apple

cause I'm gonna rock that town like a

hurricane.

ANGEL (O.S.)

You're already there...

EXT. CENTRAL PARK POND SHORE - NIGHT

Nicky dissolves into walking. He checks his pocket to see

the ball. He looks up to see fifteen Demons marching towards

him, ready to attack. Nicky closes his eyes and

concentrates.

NICKY:

Release...the good.

When he opens them, BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLIES are floating around

the head of five of the DEMONS. They stop approaching.

THEIR EYES TURN FROM WHITE BACK TO NORMAL. And their facial

expression changes to happiness. They wave at the

butterflies.

ANGLE ON:

MORE DEMONS keep closing.

NICKY (CONT'D)

Release the good...

Five more are stopped by something. They look down and see

fluffy white BUNNY RABBITS at their feet. They start petting

them.

The REMAINING DEMONS advance on Nicky.

NICKY (CONT'D)

Release the awesome.

...then stop, their path blocked by a very large bucket of

POPEYE'S FRIED CHICKEN. The Demons consider the bucket of

chicken. One Demon takes out a piece.

NICKY (CONT'D)

Put it in your mouth and let it slide

down your throat-hole.

The Demon bites into it. He can't help but grin a little.

DEMON:

Popeye's chicken is ass kickin'!

The OTHER SOULS dig into the bucket.

EXT. CLOCK TOWER - CONTINUOUS

Only ten minutes left.

EXT. FLAGPOLES - CONTINUOUS

The dudes on the flagpoles are chatting nervously.

TODD:

One thing I really regret is never

having experimented sexually.

PETER:

You mean, like, experiment with a Bunsen

Burner? What are you talking about?

JOHN:

He means getting it on with someone like

that freak.

ANGLE ON:

The student dancing for a mesmerized Demon.

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