Little Nicky Page #14

BACK ON PETER, TODD and JOHN

TODD:

His name is Andrew. I know that guy.

JOHN:

Of course you do, Tommy Tune.

EXT. CENTRAL PARK PATH - NIGHT

Nicky leads his small army of reformed Demons (followed by

butterflies & bunnies and carrying the chicken bucket) down

the path toward the rally. We see they have a golden

light/haze of good around them.

EXT. FLAGPOLES - CONTINUOUS

Adrian is underneath Valerie.

ADRIAN:

You know, from this angle, you're kind

of cute.

VALERIE:

You think so? Why don't you come a

little closer and I'll show you a better

angle.

He moves a little closer, and she spits on him. He smiles.

Opens his mouth and catches her spit. He swallows.

ADRIAN:

Yummy.

Everyone is grossed out.

TODD:

Oh my G-d, he just opened his mouth and

swallowed that spit.

BEEFY:

That turn you on there, RuPaul?

ADRIAN:

Keep it up and I just might make you my

Queen for a night or two.

JOHN:

You want a queen? Got one right here.

John points at Todd. They laugh. Adrian gets closer to

Valerie. Just then a big butterfly appears on his shoulder.

He looks down to see:

Nicky standing there with his army.

ADRIAN (O.S.)

Little Nicky.

NICKY:

Adrian, I'm asking you nicely, in the

name of all that is good: release my

friends and get in the flask.

ADRIAN:

Is this a joke?

NICKY:

No. It's the inner light. And with it

we can defeat anything you've got.

REFORMED DEMON:

(eating Popeye's chicken)

It's true!

Adrian glares down at the REFORMED DEMON. His eyes shoot out

an evil ray.

The Reformed Demon explodes into a million pieces. His

golden insides splatter on the crowd.

The Army of Good is shaken. Another Demon lowers his

chicken.

ANOTHER REFORMED DEMON

It's not true?

The BUCKET OF CHICKEN sprouts legs and runs away. Nicky

steps forward bravely.

NICKY:

Okay, Adrian, you've left me with no

choice.

Nicky leaves frame and he flies up towards Adrian.

EXT. NEW HELL STAGE - CONTINUOUS

Nicky lands on both feet standing before Adrian.

NICKY:

Love lifts me up where I belong.

ANGLE ON:

Crowd reacts.

ON HELL STAGE:

Demons are ready to attack. Adrian waves them off.

ADRIAN:

Not bad, little brother. Let's see what

you've got.

Nicky thinks, holds out his hands. A rainbow shoots out onto

the stage between them. PAUSE. We see that a cute little

chipmunk is standing on it's hindlegs eating a nut.

ON CROWD:

The army of good and scared bad people applaud as they see

this.

BACK ON HELL STAGE

Adrian nods, holds out his arms and a red stream shoots out.

He has made a terrible PYTHON that comes over and eats the

baffled chipmunk in one bite.

Nicky raises his hand and: turns the snake into a row of

flowers.

Adrian raises his hand and a crazed MEXICAN GARDNER with a

lawn mower comes by and mows them down.

Nicky turns the Gardner and his lawn mower into a MOTHER

pushing a NEW BORN BABY in a carriage.

Adrian turns the baby in the carriage into an EVIL DWARF who

leaps out and starts beating up on the mother.

Nicky turns the Mother into a HOT GIRL DWARF. The evil Dwarf

stops beating her up and holds her hand.

ADRIAN (CONT'D)

Enough. I'm going to kill you with my

bare hands.

Adrian punches Nicky hard in the jaw. He goes flying off the

platform.

Nicky's body falls towards the ground. It's about to hit,

when a soft bed of posts and fluffy pillows break his fall.

INT. HEAVEN - CONTINUOUS

We now see Angel, Jenna, Christa and SEVEN OTHER GIRLS

watching the action on the table.

ANGEL:

I totally had to do that.

ALL THE GIRLS:

Yah you did.

CHUBBS is there, too.

EXT. NEW HELL RALLY - NIGHT

Nicky looks up to see Adrian flying down towards him. Nicky

rolls away at the last second. Adrian hits the bed hard and

bounces up. Nicky grabs him mid-bounce and slams him back

down into the golden/brass headboard of the bed. Nicky holds

out the flask.

NICKY:

Now I'm asking you nicely, get in the

flas...

Adrian grabs a pillow and hits Nicky hard in the face,

sending him flying off the bed.

NICKY (CONT'D)

Oh, you wanna a pillow fight, do you?!

Nicky is an expert pillow fighter. He lands a series of

awesome, almost Matrix-like pillow moves. Adrian is dazed.

Nicky finishes him off by tossing the pillow high in the air

to him. Adrian looks up to catch it and just before it

lands, Nicky steps up and pops him in the face. Adrian goes

down hard. Nicky towers over him.

NICKY (CONT'D)

Now will you get in the flask?

ADRIAN:

Absolutely not.

Adrian turns to his demons.

ADRIAN (CONT'D)

A little help over here.

A bunch of Demons advance.

ON FLAGPOLE:

We see Henry Winkler, swollen with bee stings, valiantly run

over and lowers the five from the flagpoles.

ON ADRIAN:

He looks up and glares at Henry.

ADRIAN (CONT'D)

Henry!

ON FLAGPOLE:

Henry's eyes widen.

HENRY WINKLER:

Oh no.

He is covered in bees again.

BACK ON ADRIAN:

He turns his attention back to Nicky who is grabbed by

demons. Adrian brings the flask to his lips, but he won't

open his mouth.

Adrian pinches Nicky's nose closed so he has to open his

mouth.

ADRIAN:

Goodbye, Nicky.

We hear CASSIUS banging against the walls.

CASSIUS (O.S.)

Come on in, bro.

Nicky can't hold his breath and opens his mouth. Adrian jams

the flask in his mouth and Nicky starts to get sucked in.

Adrian smiles. But just before Nicky is gone, he manages to

grab Adrian's coat tail and yank him into the flask with him.

As the flask hits the ground, we HEAR:

CASSIUS (O.S.) (CONT'D)

Thank you, Nicky. Cause now I'm gonna

bust Adrian's head wide open.

ADRIAN (O.S.)

I was going to let you out, eventually,

Cassius. I swear.

NICKY (O.S.)

Sole ruler of Hell and Earth is what I

heard him keep saying.

We HEAR the sounds of a struggle.

All the Demons and all the people of NEW YORK form a large

circle around the flask. Valerie and the gang make it down

off the stage.

We HEAR crazy sounds as the FLASK starts to jump. The crowd

REACTS. A big dent pops out from the inside, followed by a

horrible thud.

VALERIE:

Nicky!

NICKY (O.S.)

That was Cassius!

The FLASK starts rolling over and over on the road. People

get out of the way as if it were real people fighting in the

street. They root for their side.

DEMON:

Kill him, Adrian.

John and Peter start beating up the Demon.

INT. REFLECTION POOL - CONTINUOUS

The Angel and the Friend are praying.

EXT. NEW HELL RALLY - CONTINUOUS

We HEAR banging and beating and yelling from inside and then

the flask stops bouncing. SILENCE. Everybody outside holds

their breath. Slowly out of the spout crawls NICKY.

HOORAY. Valerie, John, Todd and Beefy and all the living

people CHEER. The student, very happy, opens his kimono.

The people and demons near him are grossed out.

Valerie goes tot he very beaten up Nicky and hugs him.

VALERIE:

Where'd a sweet Southern boy learn to

fight like that?

NICKY:

From my dad's side of the family.

She laughs and kisses him on the mouth. The crowd CHEERS.

But Nicky won't stop kissing her. She starts to struggle for

air. Nicky presses harder and starts to laugh.

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