Lo contrario al amor Page #3

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Did you lend these

to anyone else?

No, just you. Why?

You know what's in here?

I thought it was

''Terminator Salvation''.

I swear, and I found this.

Rough, isn't it?

Yeah, very rough.

-Hey, I'm not...

-No, don't worry!

Anyway, they"re totally

different things.

-But there are more.

-Really?

I didn't realize.

-Have you seen them?

-I just had a quick look.

Why?

What's up, fags?

Just checking the sports pages.

Want an ice cream?

No. Do you?

No, it was in case you did.

I don't want anything.

-I can get you one...

-No, I don't feel like it.

This is weird, isn't it?

Why?

Well, the other night was very...

Or I thought so.

It was the wine,

you aren't used to it.

Really? Just the wine?

Your pals told you, didn't they?

Told me what?

I didn't call them back,

I called you.

I'm very traditional,

what else can I say?

I don't sleep with a guy

the first night.

You did with them,

but I didn't want to.

Why not? What happened?

I was shitting myself.

The meal disagreed with me.

I wasn't going to take you home

and then sit on the toilet.

I'm single, I can sleep

with whoever I want.

I don't have to apologize.

But I do.

Forgive me.

This is stupid.

At times

we pick a girl we like

and we bet to see

who gets to sleep with her.

Can you explain that a bit more?

No one ever called all three of us.

You were the first.

I'm really ashamed about it

and I'm sorry.

I'm even sorrier.

You bastards!

Where are you going?

Tell your pals

they"re only average in bed.

They"ve got a lot to learn.

-Wait, have an ice cream!

-Go to hell!

MISS ASS WITH CREAM

From the town of Pedreguera

we have Carmen Maria.

She considers herself

broad minded and liberal.

She likes powerful motorbikes,

stiletto heels and wearing

traditional costume,

and in bed she is

very, very playful.

Leave some for the others,

greedy-guts!

-Give me a kiss.

-I can't.

It's all I want.

-Just a kiss.

-Leave me alone.

Loreto, it's just a kiss.

What the hell

were you doing in there?

Having a drink with the owner.

And powdering your nose!

I saw you earlier.

What do you mean?

Here, keep this for me.

Where did you get this?

I've got bills to pay!

You're a star!

A star who lives on Earth

and needs money!

Get me better jobs!

Why don't you sell

that f***ing car?

No! I bought it

with the money from ''Interviu''.

It was my dream.

I'll never give it up.

Keep this for me, please.

But you don't get 15%

I negotiated it.

As you're so good

at negotiating contracts

tomorrow we're breaking ours.

I represent artists, not...

F***! Afew months ago

I didn't have this.

What's going on in there?

Look, Paraca,

who says that drinking

after a meal dissolves food?

All of Spain says so.

Come here

and help me with this.

Tonito can help you,

I have to do the shopping.

Will you help me?

OK, are you ready?

One, two, three.

A phone's ringing.

It's mine.

There, that's it.

How was the fireman?

A big nothing.

A mirage. He turned out

to be a d*ckhead.

Like all men.

Nature is playing

a dirty trick on us.

Maybe men and women

aren't meant to be together.

You got nothing better to do?

Will you ever

speak to me again?

No, and get off my bike.

Will I do that?

Thank you.

I was really hurt

by how you judged me.

I'm sorry.

You really do that with girls?

What if we re-boot

and start over again?

OK, but I don't want

anything serious.

-Why do you think I do?

-You've come here...

-You called me.

-This isn't working.

Let's do another re-boot.

Where are you running to?

If I can find the door,

to work.

It's over there.

There's something

I didn't tell you.

The slut inside me

made a bet too,

with my sister.

To see if I could sleep

with the three of you.

And look...

I did it!

I knew all that promiscuity

wasn't normal.

You're the best of the three,

by far.

Well, OK, we'll talk, I guess.

I'll give you a lift.

Very nice of you.

-There's no obligation.

-Did I say anything?

All right, bye.

You were joking about the bet,

right?

You're late!

We're going for tea.

Want to come?

What's it like

being an urban hero?

Come on, that's...

Everyone loves firemen,

not policemen,

but they love firemen.

They're like real life versions

of superheroes.

No, it's no big deal.

And he's humble too.

I'm not crying.

You've got a heart of stone.

I'll manage it one day.

Something tells me you'll cry

over me before I cry over you.

You're so sure!

What do you bet?

What do I bet?

You're going

to cry rivers and waterfalls.

You're much softer,

it's obvious.

-It's obvious.

-I'm a real tough guy.

You act tough but you're a big softie.

What was that?

A reflex action.

Is there a problem?

You see?

I want my money.

This is just sex, don't get

emotional and start wanting more.

Of course not,

I'm just using you.

Put on your uniform.

-It's in the washing machine.

-Even better.

Christ!

What would I do there?

You'd be with me.

Isn't that enough?

Today, Maestro Canete is

channeling Maprem Deva Ranga,

a Tibetan entity who tells

the truth about each one,

the truth one refuses to see.

You believe that nonsense?

Of course, why not?

I need a beer first.

Just one!

What we wrongly believe

to be love

is really an unhealthy,

fleeting mirage

that usually lasts

very little time.

Soon there is fear,

suspicion, resentment,

criticism.

All the states that imply

the illness that is love.

True, authentic love has

got nothing to do with that...

Take off your shoes.

I'll take them off,

but it's your responsibility.

What is this, Marcela?

Forgive me, maestro,

it's all been settled.

Continue, please.

If there's noise

I lose the thread.

I know, I apologize.

Sorry.

Don't you have watches?

We thought it was at 8:00.

It was at 7:
00.

Why are you here?

We're interested in the subject.

I am, in particular.

And he isn't?

Isn't he in love?

Thank you.

No, not at all.

Neither am I.

No? It's obvious

you're crazy about each other.

Don't you want to admit it?

That's logical.

Love between lovers ends

the moment both confess for the

first time they love each other.

That's when you think that

the other has become your property.

You think such a special feeling

can't be ephemeral.

But it is,

and you must be prepared

to face what lies ahead.

Good luck.

-He's a d*ckhead!

-Please...

Can nobody disagree with him?

Merce, l didn't

expect this from you.

Please forgive us.

I should have come alone.

It won't happen again.

Are you drunk?

Me? No, not at all.

You've got the wrong idea

about me.

I've got no problem

with eating this.

So I see.

You're hungry.

What a pathetic vegetarian.

Hey...!

But if I keep drinking,

anything could happen.

A question.

What you said back there,

were you serious?

What I said...?

What did I say?

-Yes, is it true or not?

-Yes, love is different.

-So shall we stop?

-We haven't started anything.

You're a bit of a messer.

No, you're messing me up.

I like you, all right?

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