Lo contrario al amor Page #4

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That's it.

Don't drink any more.

I listen to you

and start talking nonsense.

I like you too.

See? I talk nonsense too.

Really?

The beginning of the end,

Maestro Canete says.

What a drama.

They want me?

We've broken our contract,

you can deal with them.

No, no.

I mentioned your name

and their faces lit up.

You can't miss this chance.

You've been with me

in good and bad times.

If you want to come back

I want you back.

All right,

but on one condition.

When you're working,

you don't take that sh*t.

I only take it occasionally.

-It's not a problem for me.

-It is for me.

Especially after Benidorm.

What about Benidorm?

You're an adult, but at times

you don't act like it.

I hope you don't

do the same thing again.

If I hear that you have,

I'm quitting.

-Aren't you answering it?

-No.

-What are you doing?

-You don't clean much, do you?

A girl comes in.

Every three months?

I'm off, I've got a game.

How about supper on Friday,

at my house?

-As a friend.

-All right.

There's no hurry,

you don't have to,

but my mother's kind of anxious.

I can't. Friday is

Paraca's birthday.

What about lunch on Saturday?

We'll talk about it.

I have to go now.

Like the fortune teller said,

I'm on TV again!

-What fortune teller?

-Really?

The interview's on Tuesday.

We'll know for certain.

Let's celebrate.

Have you any wine?

I do, but you could have

brought some.

Mom's going to be on TV again!

Yes, she is!

-Hello!

-Sweetheart...

-What's up?

-We've had a few drinks.

and we're going for supper...

I can hardly hear you.

Have a good time,

enjoy yourself, love.

Text me later and

remember that tomorrow...

Raul?

Hello?

Supper!

I can rent a bigger place

and take him with me.

These days, programs

don't last long.

Some do. Why not mine?

What about your guy?

He's fine.

Who didn't want a boyfriend?

He's not my boyfriend.

You've cleaned the house

and searched the drawers.

The first, yes,

the second, no.

I don't want to say

too much but...

I don't know.

I'm surprised at myself.

I like how I am with him.

For now.

Why?

He's a great guy,

different from all the others.

He's romantic,

affectionate.

He takes care of me,

he listens to me.

He's a good person.

And he's very noble.

He's a good lover.

And he's hot!

Don't trust a guy

who seems so perfect.

I mean, he must have some fault.

It's Friday night.

Why aren't you with him?

The other night at a party

I saw that basketball player,

the one in the NBA.

Listen, he's a giant.

He's so tall!

If I was standing up, in heels,

I could still suck him off.

Excuse me a minute.

Got any?

-Any what?

-You know.

-Cigarettes?

-Viagra. Give me one.

You've really got

a gorgeous ass.

The prettiest I've ever seen.

Yeah, right.

You like my ass?

Look how hard it is.

Do you like yours

more than mine, or what?

The number you've reached

is unavailable.

Did you make it clear

it was today?

Maybe he associates paella

with Sundays.

He must have forgotten.

How odd.

-Did you call him?

-She's called him five times.

I think he's scared.

You went too fast.

It's his loss.

This is delicious, isn't it?

Delicious.

Delicious.

He had to come along

and turn your head,

and now

you're hung up on him

and embarrassed by this.

It's no way to treat

a girl like you.

He doesn't deserve you.

In this family

we can't choose men.

Look at Samuel's father.

A disco smartass without a job.

He's running a dog hotel now.

-Then he should pay child support!

-Stop!

Right now,

I need your solidarity.

Dad was a sh*t and a drunk,

but all men aren't like him.

We have to trust people.

If not, what have we got?

What if something's happened?

LOVING WITHOUT SUFFERING

Hello.

Sweetheart...

You're alive.

How are you?

Hung over.

Do you know what day this is?

Sunday?

We waited all day

for you yesterday.

Yesterday?

Sh*t, I'm sorry.

We got carried away

and I lost my phone.

I had to ask Salva

for your number.

We all ended up drunk

in my house.

Some of them

are still lying here.

What was it,

some kind of gypsy wedding?

It was Paraca's birthday

and that's special.

You're not angry, are you?

No, not at all, I'm sure

Paraca deserved his party.

I had a great weekend too.

At home,

very relaxing,

with my mother, my nephew,

my self-help book.

Happy as could be.

So everyone's happy.

I'll come by some other day

to meet your mother.

For a relationship to work

you have to accept,

trust,

put up with his defects,

respect his space.

Yes, I read that book too.

Have you read, ''Think the worst

and you'll be right''?

I can recommend it.

On my birthday, I picked up

a real pain who wouldn't leave.

The kind who plays the little girl,

''Look after me'', that sh*t.

F***!

At times I prefer jerking off

to being with a girl.

It's not the same.

Look, I can enjoy myself more

on my own:

porn, joints and hand jobs.

Self-sexuality.

It's the most practical.

A life-long jerk off.

Well...

And proud of it.

And who sucks you off?

The ladder is playing up.

It's switched on, right?

Tono and Salva, get in the basket.

The others, come with me.

I don't know what's wrong!

It's jammed!

Sh*t, that's all we needed.

Lately you've been

kind of avoiding me.

-What? No, I haven't.

-I think you have.

-I haven't.

-Whatever you say.

-No, man.

-Ok.

I saw the films you lent me.

The normal ones,

not the others.

I saw a bit of the others too,

-and...

-Don't they turn you on?

I don't know

what it is about them.

I think they"re the most

heterosexual thing in the world.

And I'm not into guys.

I'm a bit screwed up

with all this.

That's normal.

I mean, those actors,

they're so masculine

they can't be gay, can they?

They must be like us.

It must be like

a new sexual tendency,

like Paraca was saying before.

I've done everything with girls

and I'm fed up.

It's like we're from different

planets, we don't connect.

I've learned how to download them,

but I pay for them.

Very hunky, with policemen,

firemen, mountaineers

Want to see them?

Come in,

make yourself comfortable.

Feel at home.

Want a beer or anything?

Look, that one's neat.

Tape that one for me too.

Do you mind if...

No, not at all,

I might do it myself in a while.

Go ahead.

Don't worry, I won't ask you

to suck me off.

Neither will I.

That's fag stuff.

And we're not fags.

No f***ing way.

That's not my thing.

-Jerk off, maybe.

-Look at him.

Look at his back, man,

just look at it!

Do you think it's natural?

-Yes?

-Hello!

It's Silvia.

What are you doing?

-Yes?

-Hi, it's Eva.

What are you doing?

It must be hard

being a fireman.

Well, you get used to it.

You must have been in some

very difficult situations.

Afew.

And you must have rescued

lots of cats from trees.

That too.

I dated a fireman.

You never told me.

I was very young.

There wasn't much to tell.

He wasn't very bright.

...the age of young people

taking drugs

is getting lower every year.

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