Lo contrario al amor Page #5

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I was lucky my daughters

turned out so well.

-Who were you talking to?

-Nobody.

I want another.

Another?

I've finished this one.

You've had three and I'm only

half way through my tonic.

Well, drink faster.

I'm not that thirsty.

How many beers

can you drink in one night?

What is this?

Am I out with my mother?

Oh, God, it's Laurel and Hardy.

Did you arrange this?

Yes, didn't I tell you?

You don't want another?

I haven't finished this one.

Every guy I go out with,

it's the same question.

Always.

How many men have I been with?

I don't know.

And they get annoyed.

-And you?

-Me, what?

-Come on.

-How many I've been with?

Not one man.

Sure, we're sluts

and you're smart asses.

This is great fun, isn't it?

Cheers!

We should do something

together, the three couples.

Maybe a weekend in the country.

I love the country.

Shall we go and dance?

-I'm tired.

-Don't be a drag.

I've got a headache.

We're leaving.

She's tired.

And I've got a headache.

I've got aspirin.

-I hope you feel better.

-Thanks.

What's up? Everyone was

having fun except you.

-I can't stand those two.

-I thought they were nice.

You want everyone to be like you.

Sorry, but we're not as perfect.

Who were you calling

on the phone?

-Don't start that.

-You see?

I have no idea

who you really are.

What really happened

that weekend?

I knew this would come up

eventually.

You went whoring, is that it?

Is that what I can expect?

-You're crazy!

-How could you last so long?

-With pills or what?

-I don't have to explain anything.

-Oh, no?

-No.

Maybe you were so drunk

you picked someone up

and now you just want to move on.

You're really disappointing me.

Same here.

I'm the way I am.

you can accept me or not.

I accept you with all your

odd ideas and paranoia.

Accept me as I am or this

has nothing to do with love.

It's just the opposite of love,

and I've been there before.

OK, maybe it was all a mirage.

-Maybe it was.

-Not maybe. I'm sure of it.

What?

I wanted to ask you something.

-Did we split up or not?

-Didn't you say we had?

-So it's over.

-Don't drive me crazy.

-Well, goodbye.

-Goodbye!

You've got lots of ghosts,

and a judge inside

that won't let you enjoy life.

-You're an outdated hippy.

-And you're vulgar.

-What's up with you?

-No, what's up with you?

Let's change the subject

before I get angry too.

And the great program

that'll make you a star again?

-When do you start?

-Today.

There were technical

problems but it's OK now.

-I don't want to talk about that.

-Or anything.

You're really pissing me off!

Go do your yoga, don't take

your temper out on me!

Stop the f***ing car!

I'm taking your son.

Come on, love.

That's it.

I'm tighter

than the screws on a submarine.

What are you doing?

-I don't know if this'll work.

-Just do it.

One of them will come out OK.

All right.

Go on.

-And if we put them on Internet?

-Why would we do that?

-They wouldn't see our faces.

-You're crazy. No!

-Sh*t.

-Right, that's enough.

-One more.

-It's my turn.

The f***ing star.

Let's see.

Sh*t, man, I look great.

F***, what an ass!

How many sit ups do you do?

-Did you close the door?

-It's OK, they're all having a nap.

Right...

Now, surprise me.

That's it.

Kind of depressed.

Pensive.

Now, annoyed.

I didn't get that.

Can you do it again?

-It's after the gesture

-Oh, right, sorry.

F***!

Are we back together?

No way.

We're back as friends.

Fuckfriends, it's called.

You call me,

tell me where you are,

I go there on the bike and...

That's it.

I don't know why I came.

I'm teasing you, silly.

Don't play with me, OK?

Listen.

The more freedom you give me

the closer I get to you.

The more you want to control me

the more I pull back.

You have to trust me.

Are you sleeping over?

Wait, what time is it?

It's my first program.

Call in and win 300 euros.

It's easy.

Who's face is it?

Chick peas, face!

It's urgent, viewers.

I need a call. Are there no calls?

One of you guys call.

You call, it costs a fortune.

Don't leave me on my own, viewers.

There's a call!

Hello? What's your name?

Mercedes, well, Merce.

Merce? Well, tell me, Merce,

what famous face do you see?

I couldn't say.

Look,

a clue.

It's a singer.

Ana Belen?

Is it Ana Belen?

Nooo! What a pity!

You look lovely.

Do I hang up now?

That was my sister.

We had a row, but she still

made the first call.

Isn't that nice?

Anyway...

Another call!

What's your name?

-Raul.

-The fireman?

He's my sister's boyfriend.

She's off her head.

-Victor Manuel.

-For God's sake, no!

For your first day

it wasn't so bad.

I just want to give you

some guidelines.

Not now!

Was I snoring?

A little.

Was I?

A lot.

You should check it out.

You're smoking before breakfast?

Are you with me

or in the parallel world of Matrix?

Loli, I told you before,

I love a joint before breakfast.

What did you call me?

Sh*t, I'm sorry,

I wasn't thinking straight.

-Who's Loli?

-Nobody.

An old girlfriend who gave me

a hard time about joints.

l'm sorry, my subconscious

betrayed me.

-She was called Loli?

-Yes, Loli.

-Loli...

-Yes, Loli.

And there were a lot more.

All right.

You lived with her here.

didn't you?

I'll buy something

for breakfast.

What are you doing?

I'm thinking.

Think on.

I'm going to fix you

an amazing breakfast.

Can I ask you something?

If you have to ask that,

it's a bad sign.

It's a coincidence that the day

your subconscious betrays you

and you call me Loli,

she phones you.

I saw your phone.

Three missed calls

from that Loli.

-You looked at my phone?

-Do you two talk every day?

-Yes.

-Why?

She wants us to get back.

I said no,

because I'm with you.

But after this,

I might think about it.

Forgive me...

What?

It's me.

Hang on.

Come in.

I'm about to go on the air.

I'm f***ing it up.

Can we talk later? I have to piss.

I'm on in 15 minutes.

All right.

I think I'm wrecking

the relationship.

It's as if his past

is so present in our present

that it endangers our future.

You get in a real mess

with your time travels.

What's this?

Do you take this sh*t too?

Occasionally, to liven up.

It's like having a coffee.

Loreto, please.

People get scared about this.

It makes me feel great.

If I take five gin and tonics

and then a line, I'm fine,

and I can have

a few more drinks.

You can take

seven gin and tonics?

Yeah, if I'm out,

like everyone.

And my dealer

supplies those actors

who go on all the demonstrations

and he swears that 0,5%

of what I pay

goes to the children

in the ''Samwagui'' desert.

Great, you're helping

a good cause.

Aren't I?

You can say what you want

to justify taking this sh*t,

-but I don't want you doing it!

-I blame your ex.

He put a lot of prejudices

in your head.

Yes, prejudices.

But be careful, you can get hooked!

-Hello, what's your name?

-Enrique.

Hello, Enrique,

where are you calling from?

-Palencia.

-Valencia?

Palencia!

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