Lo contrario al amor Page #6

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Palencia or Valencia?

Monedero, you're a slut!

Cocksucker! You sucked off

my cousin in Benidorm!

Come here, look me in the face,

-and say that again!

-Loreto...

I want to tell

those creeps who rang

that I'm her mother

and she's a decent girl,

a good daughter

and I'm very proud of her.

Mom, don't call anymore.

I'm hanging up.

Shame on you all!

It doesn't affect me.

Who do they think they are?

At times I wonder how much

I'm responsible for all this.

What did I do wrong?

How did I end up here?

I'm going to call.

Why?

To insult her,

like everyone else.

-Don't.

-Why not?

She's my sister-in-law!

What's this?

A surprise visit.

Is it a problem?

No, no.

How are you?

Fine, and you?

So-so.

Which is yours?

That one.

-May I?

-No, don't...

Let me do it.

Why does the fireman thing

turn girls on?

I don't know.

I'm not a fetishist.

It was a question.

I've apologized loads of times.

I hate that you're not

more relaxed about us.

You're losing interest

in being with me.

They"re calling from HQ!

-A domestic fire!

-Answer it!

Take my boots off!

-Like it was easy.

-Hurry up!

I'm sick of you bringing girls

to the station.

I'm taking them off!

Aren't you going?

The fire was

very complicated.

A building with several floors,

victims, it was horrible.

I was on my own.

The flames surrounded me

and I lost consciousness.

A companion

managed to get me out.

Since then I feel like a fraud.

I go to a psychoIogist,

I'm terrified of fire.

I very rarely go out on calls,

I try to stay on the radio.

You're the first girl I've told.

Thank you.

Is that why you drink

and smoke so many joints?

Don't screw it up.

I always drank and smoked,

I like it,

Stop analyzing me, I've got

a psychologist already, thanks.

Forward,

raising the quadriceps

upwards,

contracting the gluteal muscles...

Breathe, breathe.

Hold your breath.

Joaquin?

What are you doing here?

Are you with anyone?

Yes.

Well, no.

I'm seeing someone,

but it isn't serious.

It's been a while since

I've been like this with a girl.

I don't know.

There's tension.

I think the thing

doesn't flow.

He's nothing like me.

He smokes,

he drinks.

Too much, I think.

I feel I've been judged

and sentenced by her,

and I don't know

what my crime was.

I hate that

she tries to change me.

He's a bit of a sexist.

He doesn't worry

about what he eats

or about his breath.

She's got lots of crazy ideas,

fears,

that don't let her value

what we've got.

We belong to

totally different worlds.

He doesn't recycle!

She's too complicated for me.

She's obsessed with what

according to her is good or bad.

I see things differently.

Yes, I think

he fools himself.

I think

she fools herself.

If you think that,

why don't you finish it?

I guess because

I love her.

Deep down,

I feel that

the relationship

is doomed to fail.

I'm still on my own

and I still miss you.

Bring me one.

Do you just want to accompany me

while I self-destruct?

No, I reaIIy want one.

Joaquin calling.

Aren't you answering?

It was my mother.

I'll call her later.

What'll we do this weekend?

Paraca is having a party.

Another one?

A housewarming.

I said we'd go

but maybe you don't want to.

If it doesn't last all weekend...

I don't want you to think

I'm a party pooping witch.

Take me with you.

-Commercial break.

-There is none.

No? Well, hang on,

I have to do something.

She's going too far.

All right!

Another call!

Hello! What's your name?

Monedero!

You're a f***ing whore!

I want those bastards'

phone numbers!

I'm not some freak

people can just insult.

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What is this?

She's singing!

What the hell's going on?

It's no big deal,

let her sing.

Cut! Put on the auto-promo.

Do you want

to wreck the program?

Idiot! I was giving you gold!

Television gold!

I'm f***ing sick of you!

Stop insulting her!

I won't let you insult her!

Don't touch me!

Don't you dare!

Leave me alone!

Mind your tone,

you're being offensive.

Stop, you moron!

What? Have you cut?

Before, they"d have renewed

my contract for two more years.

Now look at how they thank me.

Stop it!

It's not worth it.

Aren't you tired of yourself?

Believe me,

none of this is important.

Just accept your defeat

and that's it.

Everything's OK.

You don't have to kiss me.

I just want you

to let me look after you.

I'll settle for that.

-Hello.

-Hello.

I'll get some drinks.

What do you want?

-A beer.

-Are you sure?

I've got a right to liven up.

Hello!

Hello.

-Have you seen those two?

-No.

They never answer our calls.

-Are you on your own too?

-No, Raul's here.

I told you, they dumped us.

You always think the worst.

We have to be positive.

What time is it?

What if we skip Paraca's party?

And the girls?

To hell with them.

We didn't sign a contract.

I feel sorry for them.

They're at the party, and

we're here with our weird hand jobs.

They"re not weird.

I think this is normal.

All right, this is the game,

let's see.

If you've done what they're saying,

you take a drink.

Whoever drinks most,

apart from getting blasted,

is the winner.

Easy, simple,

and for the whole family.

-Who'll start?

-I will.

I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready...

Say the first thing

that comes into your head.

-So I can say whatever I want.

-Exactly.

-And it's like...

-Whatever comes into your head.

Come on!

You can't think.

I never

eat onions because

they disagree with me.

-Who cares about that?

-Say something stronger.

Next!

-Come on.

-Let's see.

I...

I never piss sitting down,

for example.

You're wicked!

You've done it some time.

No, no, no.

People are getting stuck.

OK, you do it.

All right. Well, I've never

slept with a black man.

Well...

All right, let's see.

Now I see what this game

is all about.

I've never gone down on a guy,

obviously.

All right, my turn.

I've never...

I've never...

I've never done it with a girl,

obviously.

It's great.

What do you mean?

You're drinking every time!

You're wild!

This girl has lived her life.

Yours, and that of others.

Here's a suggestion.

I'll be the one with the beard

and you're the bald guy.

We each do

what our character does.

What do you say?

-Are you kidding me?

-What? Don't you like the idea?

Look at me,

look at how I am.

You're losing the plot.

Why? It's no big deal.

Look.

That's lousy.

I have to go down on you.

Just relax and enjoy it.

No f***ing way!

You're drunk, leave me alone.

Have you seen any fag here?

Have you?

I haven't.

Come on!

-What are you doing?

-We're having a great time.

Christ!

You've gone too far,

way too far. Get out.

I've never done it in a plane.

I have, loads of times.

I don't believe it.

Your girlfriend's randy.

-She's joking.

-Yeah, sure.

I've never put two d*cks

in my mouth.

So long.

I've never played this

with my boyfriend.

What's wrong?

Was all that true

or were you having us on?

-What does it matter?

-I need to know.

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