Love At First Hiccup Page #4

You can collect it later

at the principal's office.

Out! Both of you! Auf wiedersehen!

- Come on Zack, we're out.

- Yeah, this place is dead anyway.

Question number 9!

Ah.

Are you feeling alright, Victor?

Yeah, Mom. I'm.... Just going to a

birthday party.

At a girl's house.

At a girl's house?

A girl named Anya.

Oh, my, my, what did you get her?

Uh. It, it, it's a, it's a book.

- Oh, it's a big book, isn't it?

- Yeah, she reads a bunch.

Anya. Do you take classes together?

No, uh, she's... she's a senior.

I don't really like the girls

my own age.

Wow!

That's amazing!

Let me.

You should invite her overfor

dinner, so dad and I could meet her.

Uh, I don't think so. We're just

friends, ya know...

Is that why you're ironing your

underpants?

Sorry. So, what does

this Anya look like?

She's... she's got dark hair and, -

- she's so...

She needs to be seen.

Well, there you go.

The socks...

I'll let you do yourself.

Who is getting married?

He's going to a birthday party.

For a girl....

...who's a senior!

So he's not gay, huh?

- I, I got it.

- Well, let me just get the other.

No, I'm gonna leave them down. Mom!

Please! Come on!

Please, stop!

So Victor, how does it feel -

- visiting the girl you've had wet

dreams about on her birthday?

Are you nervous?

Brian Henry! Go back in the living

room.

We're not buying anything today.

Mom! This is Victor. Anya's new boy

toy.

Really?

Hi, Mrs. Benton. Victor Knudsen.

Very nice to meet you.

I thought everyone was here.

Victor?

Happy Birthday.

Thanks for inviting me.

You're welcome.

What a lovely present you brought

for my daughter, Victor.

Thanks.

So, Anya, are you as excited as me

to see what's inside that thing?

What the hell is nerd boy doing here?

Why doesn't she just kick him out?

He clearly doesn't belong.

She can't kick him out. He dressed

up and brought a present and all.

Well, come on already,

Anya, open it.

Slower, Sis. With feeling.

Oh. Look at that, there's something

moving in there.

It's a....

Oh, wow! It's an Eximius Colosus

Aranea!!

Oh, my God!

Oh, Victor, that big, hairy fella

must have cost you a fortune, huh?

His name's Hugo.

- Does it attack humans?

- Only when it feels threatened.

But, it was to keep

your lizard company.

I don't own any lizards, Victor.

You don't?

No, no, no, just keep breathing.

It's okay, now he's just...

...you know, just keep breathing.

Take a deep breath.

It's in the box,

it's not gonna harm anyone.

It's not funny.

Let me get you a piece of cake

to calm your nerves.

Honey, it's okay.

Thank you.

Ooooohhh!

Anya, I'm so sorry about all this.

I'm sure you didn't intend -

- on releasing a poisonous creature

in my house on purpose.

Thanks for hiding me in your bedroom.

Your entire family probably

wants to kill me, huh?

For some reason

my dad finds you really hilarious.

He seems like a great guy.

I thought it was very sweet of you

to buy me such a lovely present.

I'm glad you liked it.

What on earth

made you buy me a tarantula?

Brian said you always wanted one!

That little turd had

something to do with this.

You did that on purpose, didn't you?

Not at all.

- Never give up, huh?

- I guess not.

Well, I guess I better kiss you,

then.

Well, we still can't find Hugo.

But the good news is, -

- Aunt Lizzy

didn't get bit after all.

It was just her recent Botox

that made her face go numb.

I hope I didn't ruin your couch.

Hum. 22 grand.

No, I'm just messing with you. Kid.

You need a ride home?

Yeah. Thanks.

Sorry again I ruined your birthday.

It's a, it's a really great motor.

You can't wear the crankshaft out.

The pistons are cast steel,

and the brakes...

...work every other Tuesday.

Since I don't have no senior babe,

I have to drill what I got.

Even if it was just a mercy kiss, -

- I think I'll see if she wants to go

to a movie sometime.

Woa, woa, woa, woa, woa.

No, no.

You can't take a girl you really

like to the movies on a first date.

You have to do something

that will really impress her.

Yeah. Something

to get her panties wet.

Imagine you and her alone together...

Close those eyes.

Somewhere romantic.... somewhere

that' II make her heart go...

...Victor, Victor, Victor...

Where would you be?

I got it! I'll take her

to Pyramid Lake and, -

- and get some bananas,

organic ones.

Girls like that. And rent a row boat.

Thanks boys, wish me luck!

Bananas? I think we got a situation.

I'm more worried about the row boat.

He doesn't really have

the arms for it, you know?

- Truth.

- Got the legs, though.

Hey Victor. What's up?

I uh... wanted to make it up to you.

Forthe mess I made.

Give me five minutes.

So... where's this apology at?

Thanks.

I was also hoping you'd come with me

somewhere?

For lunch.

Nowhere near poisonous creatures,

I promise.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Sorry, it's my dad's.

- No Lotus.

- It has character.

Anya, what the hell you doing, baby?

Sh*t.

Victor's taking me out to apologize

for my birthday party.

But, I was planning to take you to

the Four Seasons today.

I booked a room... ahhh, a table.

Sorry.

Anya, come on, it's Victor, the

hiccup Freshman, for Christ sake.

Are you seriously choosing to go out

with some 15 year old loser -

- who's so not in your league,

over moi?

You can be such a jackass,

you know that?

- Let's go, Victor.

- Yeah.

If I hadn't just had a manicure

you'd be dead meat, hiccup boy!

Fine. I hope you two are very happy

together, in your...

...1915 get-out-and-push piece of

sh*t wheels.

Have fun at Dave and Buster's.

- So, that went well.

- Yeah, I guess that was that.

I, I...

Try it now.

Wow!

Um. The Queen Nefertiti Rose.

Named after the Roman Queen.

Your pink-white, and your white,

and your white pink...

- So, where are you taking me?

- You'll see.

- Hi, we'd like to ah....

- Mr. Victor Knudsen, I presume?

- Yeah...

- Everything is ready, sir.

- Just like you requested.

- Requested?

Oh, Victor, it's absolutely amazing!

How romantic!

- Yeah, well....

- I wanna row!

I'm glad everything is to

the young lady's liking.

The rest is in your hands.

Come on, let's follow 'em.

Maybe we'll get to see some live porn.

No man, he's on his own now.

It's so romantic.

Oh, it's so romantic, boo-boo.

You know what's,

what's romantic here?

I like cheese fries.

I want some cheese fries.

Let's get some cheese fries.

Really? Cheese fries are fat.

My family and I used to come here

when I was a kid.

It's gorgeous. I never knew

this place existed.

I'm sorry for what Peter said

earlier.

It's okay. He's right.

It's a piece of sh*t car.

No, I mean; you're not a loser.

And I'm not out of your league.

You're not?

I just wanted to make sure

that's clear.

Victor?

Have you ever done it?

Done what?

You know..."lt"?

Oh, oh, it! Yeah, sure, of course...

All the time... Who hasn't?

No.

Do you.... Maybe want to?

With me?

Here?

No, silly. My parents play cards

on Wednesdays.

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