Love Crazy Page #5
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1941
- 99 min
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Oh, don't bother to explain.
First, I want to know what you were doing
out with the chamber of commerce, here?
Well, I think I'd better tell him what...
I came down here...
Everything that's happened is your fault,
Steve Ireland!
- Well, what's going on here?
- Hello, darling.
- Did you finish your picture?
- You keep quiet. I'll attend to you later.
Well, now,
Mrs. Ireland, if you'll pardon me...
Oh, are you Mrs. Ireland?
Well, I've been waiting for you
up in my studio for the last 20 minutes.
Another one?
What were you doing, dear,
canvassing the building?
- Well, I must say.
- Will you keep quiet?
You mean you were upstairs?
You weren't in there?
- You know where I was. You phoned me.
- Oh, you phoned him?
Oh, if you'll excuse me,
I think I'll go to my own apartment.
And there I was sitting in my studio
waiting for you.
Look, I know what!
Let's all room together, all through school.
- Oh, excuse me.
- You come with me!
Susan!
- Did you say something, dear?
- No, I didn't say anything.
Oh, I thought you did.
Steve.
Am I what you'd call a jealous type?
Jealous? You?
Why, you haven't an atom
of jealousy in you, not a bit.
That's one of your great virtues.
Then why do I want to chop your head off?
Well, I don't know.
Maybe you think I'd look better without it.
Maybe I would.
Maybe I'd like to keep it
from telling me what happened tonight.
Oh, now, honey, it's not that bad.
Look, you wouldn't mind
hearing about it at all.
Don't tell me, Steve, not if it's a lie.
I couldn't forgive you that.
I know what you must be thinking.
- You see, I've got to tell you.
- Something tells me you'd better not.
Honey-pot, all that happened
was that Isobel called,
then I called a cab
and slipped downstairs to meet her.
Please! Please, don't!
But, honey,
it's all as innocent as Christmas.
We went out for a drink,
sat and chewed the fat for a while,
and then came home.
Now, you know all the rest.
All right, don't say any more.
- I believe you.
- Well, of course. Now, that's my girl.
I know whatever else happened,
you wouldn't lie to me.
Well, not on our anniversary.
Next year,
we're gonna have to walk eight miles.
And besides,
I'll have to row you for two hours.
There's only five minutes
of this anniversary left.
Don't you worry, honey-face,
we're gonna have a million anniversaries.
Honey?
- Yes, darling?
Just one little question.
What was that guy doing
in his undershirt?
He has to have his torso free
when he shoots his bow and arrow.
What kind of an answer's that?
He's the world's
champion bow-and-arrower.
Okay. You believed me. I'll believe you.
I'll get it.
Hello? No, this is Mrs. Ireland.
What taxicab?
Well, who ordered it?
What time?
Now, lookie here, lady.
Mr. Ireland ordered a cab at 8:30,
and he ain't come out of the building.
Does he still want me to wait?
No, but I do.
That's right. Wait.
What was it?
The end of the world.
Why, what do you mean? Who was it?
A taxi driver.
A taxi driver?
What was he doing, drumming up trade?
So you were down in Isobel's apartment
all evening?
Oh, Susan, darling.
Lawyers ought to be on call
in emergencies, like doctors.
- Oh, please don't cry, dear.
- I'm not crying.
And if I am crying,
it's because I think that 12:00 at night
is a pretty rotten time
to start my life over again.
Honey, dear. Honey, darling.
Oh, honey, listen.
Now whom are you going to believe,
me or some taxi driver
that you've never even seen?
They told me Mrs. Ireland was here.
Yes, Mr. Ireland.
She's with Mr. Renny now.
Susan.
Susan, where did you go?
I've looked all over town for you.
- I haven't wept a slink.
- Really?
- Was it anything important?
- Important? I just told you I couldn't sleep.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Steve.
You should've taken a pill.
Oh, Susan, I realize that things look bad.
I mean, it must look to you as though I...
Say, wait a minute,
what are you doing here?
I'm arranging with George
to get a divorce.
Well, yes, but George is my lawyer.
My personal lawyer
and my business lawyer.
Now, look here, George,
if you help Susan divorce me,
you'll lose my business
and my business' business.
As a matter of fact, Steve,
I was just about to tell Susan
I think she's being a little hasty.
Well, then what are you waiting for?
Go ahead and tell her.
- Susan, I think you're being a little hasty.
- Hastier than you think.
I want you to file the papers
and get going on things today.
Today? Isn't that a little soon?
Unless you happen to think
it's four years too late.
Well, I don't know quite what to say.
Say? Why, there's everything in the world
to say.
Say that a divorce is something
that you never stop regretting.
Let her know
how many lives are wrecked by it.
Tell her that marriage
is too important a thing
to be broken up by a trifle.
Susan, marriage is too important a thing
to be broken up by a trifle.
Have you any idea where I might find
a lawyer with a mind of his own?
Oh, Susan, darling, be reasonable.
Why do you come to a lawyer
if you don't want to take his advice?
I usually shop around
until I find exactly the brand of advice
I'm looking for.
Where shall I look next, George?
Well, you might try Mulvaney,
Mulvaney, Mulvaney and DeWest.
- DeWest is very clever.
- Thank you.
Oh, Susan, stop.
Oh, but, Susan, Susan, please don't go,
I've got to talk to you.
All right, go ahead and talk.
Well, Susan, all I want to say
is that circumstantial evidence,
that's it, circumstantial evidence,
that's what you're convicting me on.
Possibly. But it was quite conclusive.
Yes, but darling,
circumstantial evidence is unfair.
It... It doesn't take everything
into account.
Oh, Susan, I don't love anyone in the world
but you.
I'm sorry, Steve, but I'll never again
believe anything you say.
Tough luck, Steve.
You should have been more careful.
George.
I can't let her divorce me.
We've got to find some way to stop her.
No can do, if she takes it to court.
Then my only chance
is to talk her out of it.
And I could do it, too,
if I just had a little time.
You didn't seem to make much headway
just now.
No, but Susan never stays angry long.
Couldn't we keep her out of court
just long enough for her to cool down?
Well, won't two months be long enough?
For that's how long it'll take to get
this case on the calendar.
Oh, well, why didn't you say so?
Two months!
Oh, say, in two months
I can talk Susan into anything. Yes, sir.
In two months from now,
we'll be looking back on this episode
and laughing ourselves sick.
Sure.
Phew!
- Say, you haven't a little snifter, have you?
- Can do.
Pardon me, sir.
Senator Monrose is here
to discuss the Morton contract.
You know,
a person can't just disappear like smoke.
Shall I show the senator in?
She's got to be somewhere.
Look, I'll be back in an hour.
But your appointments, Mr. Ireland.
What'll I tell them?
Now, don't worry anymore, Mr. Ireland.
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