Love Crazy Page #6
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1941
- 99 min
- 92 Views
We'll find her, wherever she is.
We have operators in every city.
Yes, but what if she's left the country?
She may be on a boat.
We'll still find her.
She'll have to land sometime,
and our connections extend
all over the world.
Put in calls to all our branch offices.
This is Jenifer in Miami. No sign of her yet.
Lake Placid office.
Nothing doing on Mrs. Ireland.
San Francisco office. Nothing yet.
We've checked all boats,
planes and hotels.
No reservations in that name.
- Not in Cleveland.
- Not in Detroit.
- Not in Cincinnati.
- Not in Philadelphia.
- Not in Tijuana.
- Not in Palm Springs.
- Not in Sun Valley.
- Not in Reno.
Hello?
Oh, hello, George.
What are you doing?
Oh, just sitting here, stewing.
Haven't heard a word.
Say, look, do you think she's really going
to show up in court tomorrow morning?
She got back in town today.
She's here now at the Bristols' party.
She's here? At the Bristols'?
Well, hurry up! No, I mean, hang up!
I mean I... I'll be right over!
Yes, sir. Who shall I announce?
Oh, yes, please.
Steve Ireland!
Oh, good evening, Mrs. Bristol.
Lovely party.
I suppose you know
I wasn't expecting you.
Oh, I hope you'll forgive
my barging in this way, but...
I'm sorry. It's most untimely.
After all, poor Susan
has suffered enough humiliation.
I only wanted to see her for a moment.
Just long enough...
Under the circumstances,
I think it's most unwise.
- Hello, Steve!
- Oh, hello, George. Good old George.
I was just telling Mr. Ireland that I...
- Mrs. Bristol, this is our dance.
- Our dance?
Yes, don't you remember?
I've looked all over for you on the terrace.
I'm not quite divorced and besides...
Hello, Susan.
Hello, Steve.
Oh, I... I didn't mean to interrupt,
but could I speak to you alone
for a minute?
Of course.
- Will you pardon me?
Certainly.
- Of course.
- Of course.
...while the novice is inclined
to use the wrong side of the bow.
Excuse me.
May I see you a moment, Ward?
- Mrs. Cooper, our dance!
- But... But Ward...
I've been looking everywhere
for you. Goodbye.
Well!
Isn't it unlucky for the groom to see
the bride the night before the divorce?
For two months I've been planning
what I'd say to you,
and now all I can think of is, I feel awful.
Do you, Steve? I rather hoped you would.
Well, you got your hope and a dividend.
I don't think even your mother
would want me to feel this way.
That's interesting. Go on, dear.
Tell me exactly how you feel.
Well, I can't sleep,
and when I try to eat, I can't,
because I've got a great,
big, cold cannonball right here
in the pit of my stomach.
And isn't your chest, sort of, full of sighs
that you hope you can use up
but find that you can't
because there's always another one?
Yes. That's it.
- That's good.
- What's good about it?
Oh, Susan,
why do you want me to be this miserable?
Because I don't want to be the only one.
Susan!
It's only natural.
- I expected to feel badly for a while.
- Oh, but not that badly, honey-cake.
- That's love.
- Yes, I suppose it is.
- Well, then, let's go home.
- I can't.
There's no such word, dear.
There's no such thing
as marriage based on deceit.
Steve, I begged you not to lie to me.
But I didn't lie to you.
Oh, Susan, please come back to me.
Darling, how can I come back to you
when I don't even trust you?
Steve, if you'd only be honest
and admit that you lied,
there's nothing I wouldn't forgive you,
if you'd just give me a chance.
Darling, let's start over now
with the truth.
All right, darling, if that's the way
you feel about it, I'll confess.
I lied. I was guilty.
You mean
you were in Isobel's apartment that night?
- Yes, that's right.
- And on our anniversary, too!
Yes, but we're starting
all over again, honey.
That's all past now.
I suppose it's perfectly all right
because it's past.
What a despicable cheat you are!
But honey-cake, I only said I was guilty
because you said you'd forgive me if I...
I don't care what I said.
I'll hate you for that for the rest of my life!
Hello, what's the trouble here?
Anything wrong, Susan?
Oh, excuse us, but...
Oh, it's you again.
I didn't recognize you
with your clothes on.
Ward, take me home, please.
- I ought to sock him in the nose.
- Yeah? You and who else?
Hey, Steve!
Well, she's gone home
with that bow-and-arrow guy.
Does he get into my hair.
For two months he's been in Arizona
with Susan and Mrs. Cooper.
Recommended the place
and followed right along.
He's doing all right.
Well, I'm not worried about him.
Now, look, George. You've got
to have this divorce case postponed.
Too late for that, Steve.
But Susan still loves me. She told me.
She's bound to forgive me in a few days.
- If you can only have the case postponed.
- No can do.
Oh, of course you can.
Call up her attorney
and offer him a bribe. Anything.
- What about getting to the judge?
- Oh, no can do.
And will you please stop saying that?
You're driving me crazy.
Well, look, Steve...
Say, that would do it.
What?
If you... If you went crazy,
Susan couldn't divorce you
for five years at least.
She couldn't?
Why, even if you suggested symptoms
of insanity,
why, it would require the postponement
of at least 30 days
before they could find out
if you were crazy or not.
Look. I'm a teapot.
Yeah, but you've got to be a crackpot
to do you any good, and have witnesses.
I'm boiling over.
Where did you leave your parachute?
- I beg your pardon?
- Never mind.
You'll pry no information out of me,
General Electric Whiskers!
Oh, it's my English. I get the joke so slow.
You must...
My friend, you have lost your shoes?
Not at all.
My feet were prisoners, locked up
in these dungeons without food or water.
The enemy locked them up
to keep them from talking,
but they never said a word.
They were loyal.
So I set them free.
See how happy they are?
Oh, happy little feet. Happy little feet.
Shh!
The enemy.
Fly away, feet. Fly away.
Fly away, little feet.
Fly away, fly away, feet. Fly away, feet.
Green is my favorite color.
Excuse me, sir, but them hats belong here.
My friend, I set you free.
Henceforward, you are a free man.
- You can't free me, sir. I was free now.
- Don't be silly.
If I can't free you,
then why am I Abraham Lincoln?
Oh, excuse me, sir.
Red sails in the sunset.
Spread your pretty wings, and sail
the Southern Seas. You are free! Free!
Hey, Steve, that's my hat.
Look! You see, the silk ones are happy
because they are free.
But the felt ones are dead. They sink.
I was too late to save them.
- That's my $30 topper!
- There's mine over there, too.
- I'll get a rake or something.
- Boy, boy, are you having fun.
My hat, please.
I'm so sorry
you couldn't stay longer, Dave.
- It was so nice of you to come.
- Thank you.
The gentleman's hat, Robert.
All the hats from one
to 25 is gone, ma'am.
- Gone? Where?
- That man took them.
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