Love Is All There Is Page #4

He is love deep.

He is sacrifice all.

lf she were my daughter,

l'd break her head.

They must've used two towels.

-Here he goes again!

-Sit down, fatso!

You want a rap in the mouth?

Yeah? Step in the toilet!

-You be quiet!

-Piero, come back!

The kiss is finished.

You'll ruin her death scene.

O happy dagger...

this is my sheath.

There rest...

and let me die!

Move! You have to move.

That's so rude!

The scene is over.

l want to go as soon

as the curtain comes down.

-Get out of my way!

-A real banana.

l will challenge you to a duel!

Get him to the banquet hall

the minute this show is over.

Right. Ma, wait in the car.

We want to extricate him

unbeknownst.

l knew it.

He was stiff from her!

Come on.

Some shall be pardoned.

Others shall be punished.

For never was

a story of more woe...

than this

of Juliet and her Romeo.

Come on, Rosario.

You got to come with us.

Get out of here! Jesus, Ma!

Sadie, come on!

Ma, get off the stage!

l was so disgusted

over how you kissed that boy.

lt was pornografia!

All right. Tonight we go home,

sleep the night good.

Tomorrow you are in Paris,

we forget about everything.

No, Papa. The banquet!

The whole cast is going!

l will not set foot in

that Cappamezza catering hall!

And neither should you!

And that is final!

Magnificent performance, Gina.

See you at the banquet?

No, Monsignore,

she cannot come...

because tomorrow she get

up early, go to airport.

l understand, but l want to

thank her and you two publicly.

You just come for that?

We--

l didn't fall asleep once...

except during the parts

where people were just talking.

But in the swordplay...

and the smooching--terrific.

What about my Francis?

He was great.

l believed he was her nurse...

and he was very manly

in the girl's clothes.

You're ready for Broadway!

And, Tony, you was great

as Rosario's uncle.

l wasn't his uncle.

l was his cousin.

Well, whoever you were...

you all made the evening

very bearable.

Papa, l'd like

to say hello to the cast.

You say hello to the girls.

Only to the girls, eh?

Hello and good-bye.

Next year,

we're doing Ju//us and Caesar.

l'm playing Mrs. Caesar.

You ever see the smoke

in this way?

-So ridiculous, eh?

-lt's obscene.

What they are trying to do,

re-create forest fire?

Look at them.

They are green with envy

from our decor.

When they taste our food,

they're going to wish...

they were in

another business altogether.

l don't see the daughter.

She's over there with the girls.

You two were so sexy up there.

l thought l was watching...

Mel Gibson

and Michelle Pfeiffer.

Where did you learn

to kiss like that...

boarding school?

l asked my parents to send me.

They were afraid

l'd lose my cherry.

They don't know this...

but l lost it to a Guido

when l was 14.

l been to the Capri Motel.

What is a Capri Motel?

The horniest place

on City lsland.

lt's got waterbeds shaped like

the back seat of a car...

and porno movies in every room.

l lost mine there, too.

l ain't been a virgin

almost a month.

And we know who Mr. Lucky is.

What?

We're all victims

of peer pressure.

What about you?

My parents are very strict.

Wait here.

l'd like to call up

Mike and Sadie Cappamezza...

and Count and Contessa Malacici.

Which just shows...

You want to dance, Rosario?

Hey!

...can turn business rivals

into good friends.

One and two and three.

What is that?

What is this? How goes it?

Bring Regina.

Hello, Mr. Frederico, Mrs. F.

Piero...wait. Look.

The Fredericos.

We must not go

without to talk to them.

We must cater

their daughter's wedding.

How are you?

Your daughter Carmella...

recite the line of

Lady Capulet with such artistry.

And she reeks of intelligence.

And that is why she deserve

the grand wedding...

we have prepared for her.

Every guest will have...

roast goose

or bistecca Chateaubriand.

And vanilla tartufi.

And amaretto creme brulee

with the wedding cake.

What about the smoke?

Oh, yes.

Every man smoke big cigar.

No, no, no.

We like the smoke effect.

Smoke effect.

We love smoke effect...

but our smoke will be finer...

not only to the ankle,

but all the way to the calf.

Yes, and softer,

like in a Fellini movie.

The sneaks are trying

to steal the Fredericos!

What do you say, Ralph?

How are you doing, Angie?

Hi. How are youse?

They're not looking. Now!

For Carmella's wedding,

as souvenirs...

we take a picture of you two

from your wedding...

and we print it on

the front of each coffee cup.

And engraved on the inside...

a pink rose entwined with

a silver ribbon, that says...

''Carmella loves Tony

and vice versa...

''Compliments,

Angie and Ralph Frederico.''

l've never seen that

before at a wedding.

l am sure they do it

in Coney lsland.

They make a good-looking couple

even off the stage.

-Who?

-Your daughter and your son.

Now l know why the Malacicis...

and the Cappamezzas

get along so well.

They're making a match.

No! She's only 16!

He just got

his driver's license.

They have only

the Shakespeare in common.

She's rushing off for culture

to Paris for the ballet...

and he's pursuing his intellect

taking Geometry ll this summer.

He's practically

a juvenile delinquent.

The other Romeo

did not come close to you.

Did you kiss him

like you kissed me?

l never kiss anyone

like l kiss you.

l take it

they don't like me for you.

They don't like anyone for me...

but you in particular.

Why? Because the folks

are rivals?

No. Because you are

dangerous and sexy.

Easy, easy.

Sadie will design

candy-covered almonds...

wrapped in lace

with a bow...

a plastic bird, a feather,

and a simulated zircon ring.

The Malacicis say they can do...

a soft Fellini smoke

up to the knees.

We can do bright ''Terminator 2''

smoke up to the chin!

Watch this!

With a double Technicolor

Walt Disney rainbow.

Oh, my.

Turn it down!

lt's way too high, Mikey!

l can't. lt's stuck!

-Do something!

-l got to get a wrench.

Where are they?

Where are the children?

The children. Oh, boy.

Did l do this?

Did l make the rainbow

too romantic?

You both do!

You make a camouflage!

lt's your fault!

Stealing the Fredericos,

forcing us to show off!

Wait a minute!

Where are the Fredericos?

This is exactly what l want,

only more purple.

ls this where

all the boys take the girls?

Yeah.

Have you ever

taken anyone else here?

Yeah.

My mother,

when we needed to talk...

and once my grandma.

You don't have a girlfriend?

No.

How come?

After saying all those

Shakespearean lines to you...

it's kind of hard to come up

with the right words, but...

l've been

waiting for the moon...

to send down a goddess

from the heavens.

And then it must have

done it because...

she's come.

l've waited

my whole life for you.

-Oh, no!

-Wait, wait, wait!

Don't be scared.

We'll only do

what you want to do.

Gina! Gina!

Where are you going?

What? What did l do?

l'm crazy in love with you!

l never wanted to be

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