Love Is All There Is Page #6

being caught on a motorcycle.

Well, Rosario and Gina...

unthinkingly,

while we were out...

they were swept away

in our house.

What?

What is she talking about?

They...

They had coitus that...

wasn't interruptus.

And now she don't want

to go to Paris no more...

or be a ballet dancer

anymore.

Have you lost your mind?

You throw away your life

for this?

You're getting on that plane...

if l have to drag you

by the hair!

You're making Gina cry.

She wants to be with me.

ls that such a bad thing?

-l'm going to kill you!

-Papa, l love him!

Let go of him! Hey!

Get back in that chair!

You want to scream and yell

like your wife...

you got every right...

but you choke my son again,

l'll throw you in the bay!

l can take

care of myself, Pop.

Shut up and sit down

before l choke you myself!

He ruin her.

He ruin my daughter.

He ruin everybody.

He did not ruin anybody!

He made me happy!

She's my dream come true.

You shut up.

l get my gun, l shoot you!

You ain't shooting anybody,

Count Dracula!

l am Count Dracula?

This whole family

is Frankenstein!

Please, let's not turn this

into a tragedy!

lt's a comedy because

they love each other.

And, look, l'm laughing.

Come on. You laugh, too.

Everybody laugh.

Don't you ever set foot

in my house again!

She don't mean you're a putana.

l do! l do!

And you'll get nothing!

You'll go from this world

the way you came--with nothing!

Please. Don't reject her.

l left the candles burning...

and now they love each other...

and love is all there is.

You shut up!

l knew this was all your fault!

Candles! Voodoo!

God is going to punish you!

lt is not voodoo!

lt's love charms!

You're a witch! A witch!

You call me a witch?

Know what? l have lost

my patience with you!

Just get out of my house!

l will never

forgive you for this!

You'll hate yourself

for giving up the ballet!

l was only doing it for you.

l don't want you to give up

your talent for love like us.

That was your choice.

This is mine.

What about Rosario?

He's going to give up

everything for her.

That's right.

Everything?

Rosario have nothing.

He don't have a job.

He don't even have

a certificate of high school!

He's giving up his future,

where he has everything--

his high-school certificate,

fame, wealth!

Our business

will be his someday!

Huh? You are broke.

We check in the bank.

You owe $1 22,000...

and now everybody in

the whole neighborhood know...

that you are nothing

but a low-class Joe Blow!

How dare you call us

a low-class Joe Blow?

We are just as pretentious

as you will ever be!

And maybe the whole

neighborhood should know...

that you tried to sell

your title in ltaly...

and nobody would buy it!

We looked it up!

Son of a b*tch!

l will throw you

and your wife in the bay!

Yeah? Come on! Try it!

-Don't stoop to their level.

-l want to give him beating.

They have no breeding!

-We breed plenty!

-Yeah!

But he deserves a beating.

l was champion of boxing

in the University of Bologna.

l give him a beating

he never forget.

You want a piece of me?

Come up here!

Now you've--

Come in the house!

No! l want him!

Piero!

l'm gonna kill him!

Let me at him!

l'm gonna kill him!

No, no. Leave them.

l'll strangle you!

Let me get my hands on you!

l am exhausted.

l'm gonna punch him

right in the mouth!

You are stupid

and you are nothing!

Let me at him!

You chickenshit peckerhead!

You make me cup of coffee, no?

l hate them!

l wish they were not my parents!

That's like wishing your foot

wasn't your foot...

just because

it's got a bad fungus.

l can never go back to them!

Maybe they're just

obnoxious temporarily, huh?

ln the meantime,

you'll be the daughter...

we always wanted.

l told you

my parents were great.

Look, now that she's under

our sexual auspices...

your behavior has got to be...

according to

the rules of Queen Victoria.

You know what l mean?

Kosher.

Here's one

of Grandma's bathrobes.

And you're going to sleep

inside there...

with Grandma in her bed.

You see,

sex is a gift from God...

and you two have chosen

to share that gift...

but now we're going

to take that gift...

we're going to put it

back in the box...

and under the tree, OK?

Because Mikey and l,

we're responsible now.

l wish you were my mother,

Mrs. Cappamezza.

Good night, Gina.

Good night.

Good night, honey.

Good night, Ma.

Good night.

Good night, Pop.

-She's such a sweet girl.

-Yeah.

l think l handled it

as if love is not enough.

Let's get back

to what we was doing.

-What?

-You know...whoopee.

-We got to stand guard.

-What for?

We can't take a chance.

They're too overstimulated.

And what am l?

Gina.

Gina!

Rosario?

What's the matter?

l heard you crying.

l never talked back

to my parents before.

We bring out the best

in each other.

Will you always love me...

and choose me

over the other woman?

-What other woman?

-Your mother.

l'll never have to choose.

l love you both.

And she loves you, too.

You heard her.

Why did she say

we should not sleep together?

l am not a putana.

Your mother said that,

not mine!

You raise your voice to me?

-l did?

-Yes!

l'm sorry.

l'm sorry l insult your mother.

Our first fight.

Yes.

lt makes me hot.

Me, too.

l still got the potato gnocchi

and the garbazel to cook.

The Fasuli-Baldilamente wedding

is a killer.

Where the hell's Rosario?

He's probably tired...

from talking to her

through the window all night.

He's tired?

l got practically no sleep...

and when l did sleep...

l dreamed about you

and you know what.

Mike, come on.

We were on top

of the small banquet table.

l had one foot on the ground,

the other foot up in the air...

and with my other foot...

Oh, stop!

Good morning.

Good evening.

Go put the clams

in the Fra Diavolo sauce.

lt's too hard

staying away from Gina...

and it's stupid.

We already had sex together.

Why should she sleep

in Grandma's bed and not mine?

Because Grandma

can't get her pregnant.

-You can't keep me from her.

-Rosario.

Hey! lsabel Fasuli is here

with her mother in a panic.

l'm caught in the zipper, Sadie!

Her gown split open at

the church during the ''l Dos.''

She's been eating chocolates

for two weeks around the clock.

l'm nervous, Ma, OK?

Give me that chocolate bar.

Spit it in my hand.

This is what

we're going to do, Adele.

l'll take this cabbage rose

from the back...

and put it in the front...

then we're going to take

this big cabbage rose...

and l'm going

to put it in the back.

And nobody will know

that she gained a few pounds.

How about twenty in two weeks?

Some of us gain weight

because we feel...

that if we have everything,

people will envy us.

Yeah, Ma. People envy me.

That's why l eat!

Go out and stun your guests

and surprise your enemies.

Wait, Ma.

l got to get my shoes.

Fidella, look out!

Watch what you're doing!

You almost killed another cat.

Don't you dare

eat another thing...

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