M*A*S*H Page #7
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- 1972
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DUKE:
The door, Frank, the door! Where you
from anyhow, Alaska?
FRANK:
(closing door)
Wisconsin.
DUKE:
Same general idea.
Frank proceeds to take off his outer clothing preparatory to
retiring.
HO-JON
Officer all sleep now, yes? And I go
wash clothes.
HAWKEYE:
Right, Ho-Jon. See you later.
FRANK:
So long, Ho-Jon.
DUKE:
You make a mean martini, kid.
Ho-Jon goes out. Duke and Hawkeye settle back to enjoy their
drinks but they both come bolt upright when they see Frank
drop to his knees by his cot and begin to intone the Lord's
Prayer.
FRANK:
Our Father who art in Heaven Hallow'd
be Thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy
will be done, On earth as it is in
Heaven...
Hawkeye and Duke find it hard to believe their eyes and ears.
They never expected to see a grown man behaving as Frank is
now.
FRANK:
Give us this day our daily...
HAWKEYE:
You ever caught this bread, and
forgive our syndrome before, Duke?
FRANK:
...trespasses as we forgive those
who trespass against...
DUKE:
Us. Lead us not into...
FRANK:
...No cases over the age of temptation
but deliver us eight. from evil. For
Thine is the kingdom, the power and...
HAWKEYE & DUKE
...the glory forever. Amen.
(raising martini
glasses)
Amen!
DUKE:
(singing)
Onward Christian soldiers...
DUKE & HAWKEYE
(singing)
Marching as to war. With the cross
of Jesus going on before. Christ our
Royal Master, leads against the foe.
Forward into battle...
DUKE:
(breaking off singing,
points to Frank)
He ain't finished!
For a moment, before Hawkeye speaks, some of the words Frank
is mumbling come through.
FRANK:
...And for our young men on the field
of battle, that they may return home
to their dear ones...
HAWKEYE:
Come clean with us, Frank. Were you
on this religious kick back home, or
did you start to crack up here on
the post?
FRANK:
(ignoring him)
...And for our Supreme Commander
over here and our Commander-in-Chief
in Washington.
DUKE:
How long does the show go on, Frank?
Frank turns his head toward Duke while remaining in praying
position.
FRANK:
It gets longer all the time. Now I
have your soul to pray for, and
Captain Pierce's.
TIME LAPSE:
INT. HENRY'S OUTER OFFICE – DAY
Sargeant Vollmer is working on some papers at his desk when
Hawkeye and Duke come in. They pass right by him and head
for Henry's door.
VOLLMER:
Hey! That's a Colonel's office!
HAWKEYE:
(hand on Henry's door)
Ayuh. Just who we're looking for.
(opens door)
Henry, you got to do something!
LESLIE exits from Henry's office as they enter.
INT. HENRY'S OFFICE – DAY
Henry is at his desk. Duke and Hawkeye come in and seat
themselves in informal comfort. Both watch Leslie exit.
HAWKEYE:
We've stuck it out for a whole week
now... Pretty girl.
DUKE:
We sure don't aim to cause any
trouble... Yeah, she seems to grow
on you.
HENRY:
You don't aim to cause any trouble –
But?
HAWKEYE:
But we strongly suspect something
will happen to screw up this splendid
organization of yours if you don't
get that sky pilot out of our tent.
HENRY:
Your tent?
DUKE:
Yeah, maybe move that nurse in. She
don't seem the type to keep you awake
praying.
HENRY:
(pause)
I have been in this Army a long time.
I know just what you guys are up to.
But there are limits...
HAWKEYE:
We'll find out what they are when
you throw us out.
HENRY:
That's all the commitment you're
offering me?
(to Duke)
Or do you have some more extravagant
gesture of cooperation?
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