M*A*S*H Page #8
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 1972
- 25 min
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DUKE:
No, Hawkeye just said it all.
HAWKEYE:
Except we forgot one other small
thing.
DUKE:
What's that?
HAWKEYE:
The chest-cutter.
DUKE:
Yeah, that's right.
(to Henry)
You better get us a chest-cutter
before there's trouble.
HAWKEYE:
This outfit needs somebody who can
find his way around the pulmonary
anatomy when the bases are loaded.
DUKE:
And it's the ninth inning.
HENRY:
Forget it. No Mash unit has a chest
surgeon and we aren't about to get
one. Your housing problem I'll give
some thought to in the next couple
of weeks.
Radar O'Reilly comes in with "Emergency" written all over
his expressive face. He makes a hand gesture to Henry that
could loosely be construed as a salute.
HENRY:
Yes, O'Reilly?
DUKE:
How you, Radar?
RADAR:
They're running behind in the OR,
sir, and the Preop Ward is all jammed
up. Two choppers and three ambulances
full.
This is the most serious kind of crisis for the outfit, and
Henry's expression shows it.
HENRY:
(to Duke and Hawkeye)
You boys'll have to go to work early.
DUKE:
You fixing to add overtime to a twelve-
hour day? The union ain't gonna like
it.
HAWKEYE:
You work those kind of hours, you
got to have rest. Which you can't
get with somebody jabbering away on
a direct line to heaven.
HENRY:
(crisply)
Major Burns will be out of your tent
in twenty-four hours.
(to Radar)
Tell them Captain Pierce and Captain
Forrest are on their way.
Radar goes out. Duke gets to his feet and Hawkeye makes a
preliminary move toward doing so.
HAWKEYE:
About that chest-cutter...
HENRY:
I'll try, d-d-dammit! You can't ask
any more than that!
HAWKEYE:
We don't want any more than that.
(following Duke out)
Right now.
TIME LAPSE:
Hawkeye and Lieutenant Dish are walking close together in an
otherwise deserted area.
HAWKEYE:
Cold?
He puts an arm around her without waiting for an answer. She
smiles at him fondly.
LIEUTENANT DISH:
Even if I weren't.
HAWKEYE:
Maria...
He kisses her and they cling together, standing outside a
tent identified by a sign: "OFFICER'S CLUB."
LIEUTENANT DISH:
Oh, Hawkeye, I don't think I could
stick it out these next few weeks
without you.
Hawkeye opens the door of the Officers' Club, looks in.
HAWKEYE:
Nobody here.
He steps aside to let her precede him in. There is nothing
inside except a pool table. She hesitates. He takes her in
his arms again, this time pressing his hands against the
seat of her fatigue pants.
LIEUTENANT DISH:
You understand why I still can't...
Ho-Jon appears in his line of vision, not hers.
HO-JON
Captain Pierces...
Hawkeye lets go of her, and they try to look like innocent
strollers.
HAWKEYE:
Hi, Ho-Jon. How they goin'?
HO-JON
Finest kind. Captain Forrests say
you better haul ass home quick. We
got new chest-cutter in our tent.
BRIEF TIME LAPSE:
The wooden front of the tent has a new sign identifying it
as "THE SWAMP."
First we see Hawkeye sitting on his cot, looking across the
tent at the newcomer. Attached to the canvas wall behind him
is a photograph of his wife and two sons, aged four and two.
Next we turn our attention to Duke on the adjoining cot
(formerly Frank's). He also has a family picture on display:
his wife, two-year-old daughter and an infant. Then we get
our first glimpse of TRAPPER JOHN, their new tentmate, about
30, tall and very thin, his head pretty well hidden inside
the hood of a parka. He is using cellophane tape to install
one of the popular nude photos of the day (such as the one
of Marilyn Monroe that circulated so widely in the early
1950's).
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