Madame Page #4
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2017
- 91 min
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You look like a child.
I'd really like to
spank you.
- (SCOFFS)
- (LAUGHS)
But your dad warned me that you were
rude, alcoholic and unemployed.
Yeah, but I also have some really bad
points. Did he tell you what those were?
You look very elegant too.
- Well, I'm the best in my price range.
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
- STEVEN:
Fanny you're going to be my new mother in law.- FANNY:
Shhh!It's like you and your dad are
the only two men on the planet.
Oh, I see.
Why would you want the egg when
you've already got the goose.
I don't want the goose
and I don't like the rotten egg.
Actually.
Dearest darling Daddy,
and his ageless,
gorgeous concubine.
- BOB:
Steven.- Sorry. Sorry.
Step-mom, Anne
Thank you so much for inviting me
tonight to this amazing place.
Where generosity
holds no bounds.
Actually that's
who's getting the tab.
(CHUCKLES)
Anyway. Not important.
I digress.
I'd just like to make
an announcement.
My engagement to this amazing,
beautiful, talented creature.
What's your name again?
(WHISPERS)
F*** you.
F*** you. That's an unusual name.
Don't be shy, honey.
STEVEN:
Don Maria.Your Highness, I would
like your blessing.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
ANNE:
Well, dear guests,we have the great honor
with a very young,
talented prodigy:
Gilles Durand and his
master Fedor Krachinsky.
Gilles is only nine years old and needs
to get some sleep because he's playing
a very special concert
in Vienna tomorrow night.
So, we will have dessert in the
music room after we hear some...
Songs my mother
taught me.
Arranged by the master.
There you have it.
Please.
Clean this.
Rub, rub, rub...
You did for
a long time.
Not true, Mandy.
We said hardly speak.
I made them laugh,
madam.
Yeah. Even the scary,
fashion woman.
Madam, you heard that from
the other side of the table?
Dinners are my job.
I can follow five conversations
at the same time.
And do you know what
your job is, Maria?
You don't even know how
to recognize laughter.
You don't know if you're
making people laugh
or if they're
laughing at you.
I mean can you tell the difference
between Hahaha and ohhohohoh.
So actually you
never really laugh?
You were supposed to play the
part of the missing guest.
Silent. Forgettable.
If someone finds out about
this, I will be embarrassed.
And so will they.
That they laughed
at my joke?
Don't you play
the victim.
You know I'm
a life-long democrat.
It's about their mindset.
Not mine.
I'm so sorry, madam.
I had to much to drink.
Wine is so delicious. I've
been drinking it like juice.
Oh, Haut Brion 82 is an
incredible expensive juice.
We should go back before the music
ends, don't you think, madam?
No. No. I think that's
enough for tonight.
You just...
You just go to bed.
Won't they wonder
what happened to me?
Oh, let me
take care of that.
Well, see you tomorrow.
Thank you for
everything, Maria.
Okay, madam.
You don't want me help
the others clean up?
No. Not tonight.
See you tomorrow, madam.
Maria?
Yes, madam?
You look beautiful
with lipstick on.
Thank you, madam.
(DOOR SHUTS)
BOB:
Come on.Come on. Come on.
ANNE:
Hit harder.(GROANS)
Come on.
Upsy daisy.
- I can't.
- Upsy daisy.
God you stink.
This is
outrageous behavior.
BOB:
Okay. Okay.Hey, hey,
look. Look.
Thirteen at the table.
And...
Yes.
Because of Judas.
Thirteen... That's...
That's way it's bad luck.
Where's Maria?
BOB:
Gone to bed.She was the belle of the ball.
ANNE:
I want himout of here.
He almost ruined
the whole evening.
But he didn't.
And Maria. God,
I was a nervous wreck.
Did you see
those shoes?
You know what?
Everyone loved her.
Don't ever do that
to me again, okay?
You put me in
a horrible position...
Hey. You improvised.
You pulled it off.
Congratulations.
David Morgan was
flat-out flirting with her.
What's up with that?
Chill. Chill.
Congratulations, I said.
Hey!
(PHONE RINGING)
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
Hello?
DAVID:
Hi Steven,it's David Morgan.
Sorry, bonjour.
I think.
DAVID:
You couldn't give meMaria's number, could you?
Um...
Yeah, yes sure.
Stay on the phone.
I just get her number
for you now.
Okay. Hold on.
Hang on. Yeah.
Maria? Note down your
phone number for me.
Note it down quick.
I'll pay you extra.
Thank you.
Hello?
Yeah, I have it here. Yeah.
689-139-134.
Yeah. Yeah, I will. I'll
tell him you said thank you.
Yeah. Okay. Bye bye.
Hey, Dad,
guess what?
What?
Ah... Nothing.
I just had a bad dream.
That's all.
ANNE:
What aboutyour French lesson?
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Stop it, okay?
I'm doing this
for you, remember?
You're not learning
French for me anymore.
That's plain enough. Sean!
Give Maria back her phone.
"Let me be direct.
"You are amazing.
"Very cool but
red hot too.
"May I see you again?
Text yes or yes. David M."
What?
It's a wrong number, madam,
no one ever text me.
(GASPS)
It's David Morgan.
You're kidding?
He's kidding.
"Excellent. I felt something
the moment we met."
My God!
I knew it.
This is because
of you. And you.
The Oscar
goes to Maria.
Here somebody take this I
think I'm going to throw up.
STEVEN:
Good luck, Maria.
Maria...
This is not funny,
Bob. Shut up.
Did something happen at the dinner?
Something specific?
No, madam.
Nothing specific.
He didn't play
footsie with you?
Footsie?
What is that?
What?
You know. Like...
No, madam.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
He didn't touch you somewhere?
Or make you touch him?
No, madam.
Oh, God, So what is
this all about?
What? There was
something I must say.
What thing?
I don't know. I felt something
when he looked at me.
Yes,
the Haut Brion.
The thing you felt inside was drunk, Maria.
Nothing else.
Here I'm going to help
you get rid of him.
What is this cell?
Nokia?
You keep it for
sentimental reasons?
I'm going to get you
a new iPhone
for putting up with
David's insanity.
Be kind please, do not insist.
There.
SEAN:
I beat Rose.Yeah, barely,
I got an eight.
Oh, how great you
are my little stars.
But you weren't even watching
me, you were talking to Maria.
Look I tagged you
all over my Instagram.
How many likes
did I get?
Now go collect
your clubs. Go on now.
Oh!
Meet me at the
Georges V at 9:
00.Oh, my God.
I am an idiot.
(GROANS) He's excited
by your resistance.
He wants you
in his bed.
But I thought the Georges
V was the movie theater
on the Champs Elysees,
madam?
No, no. Not in this context.
It's a hotel.
Georges V hotel.
A hotel.
BOB:
Steven! Steven!Stop f***ing around, Steven.
I'll turn you
into a frog.
Oh, no!
Okay. I'll turn you into a
princess but only until midnight.
Then poof!
Abracadabra!
I don't trust her. I think we
should tell David the truth.
No. Not yet anyways.
What do you mean
not yet?
Wait until he
verified the painting.
I don't want him thinking
we're a house full of liars.
God forbid.
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